10 Hilariously Fat Goths
February 12, 2008 by admin
It’s a pretty universally held belief that goths are hilarious, but it’s the fat goth that I find the most amusing.
I think this is mostly because of the cognitive dissonance involved in dressing in black and acting pissed off at the world but still managing to find plenty of time to visit with Little Debbie. The apathetic and depressed don’t tend to eat themselves into a diabetic state, but the fat goth perseveres anyway. Here are ten great examples of what I’m talking about:
10. Lonely Goth
9. Trailer Park Goths
8. Fat Acceptance Goth
7. Gangsta Goth
6. Clown Goths
5. Sly Goth
4. Cranky Goth
3. Bad Poetry Goth
2. Sultry Goth
1. Jesus Christ My Eyes Goth
Dude, I’m not a small girl.. but seriously?!! I didn’t think they made thongs that big O_O;;;
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I wonder what these people will think of themselves when they are 55 and look back at these pic’s. will they share them with the great grandkids?
Yeah I must admit that one had me laughing. hate laughing at anyone really but fatness is something that can be avoided with enough work. And in response to the thong comment, I am no sure if that is one, seems like normal underwear being engulfed by her ass lawl
“I’d Fuck me hard!” So awesome. so so Awesome!!!
@Sue Great grandkids at 55? You have to have sex first.
I’ll give respect to the Silence of the Lambs quote!!
i love how the handcuffs aren’t shut… probably cuz she’s too fat to reach all the way behind her back…
You know what’s fucked up? That last picture is a relief compared to the nine horrors before it… and that’s a sad state of affairs.
Also, Sly and Cranky are looking pretty inbred.
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wow. I’m not a skinny girl, but damn!
Haha…I love the bad poetry.
lonely goth?lonely kiss goth,no bleedin wonder
You know what, although funny, they have their own lives and are beautiful so let them be. The girl with the cufes should be the dom and not the sub, hehe
Last goth has back boobs. SWEET!
Fat Acceptance Goth is actually sort of cute…
i dont think that is a thong
Thank you for making me realize I’m NOT THAT FAT. Thank you, thank you, thank you!
Most amusing thing about a good number of fat chicks, goth or non goth, is that hint at being easy to the eye if they managed to get rid of all that fat. Ah well.
Endless CANDY! Stumbled, loved it, especially the poetry =)
I can *deal* with almost all of the pictures, in fact I have no problem with most of them, but sly goth (#5)…I don’t know, I feel as though I should be throwing holy water on her while saying: “the power of christ compels you!”. And I’m not even christian…
cranky goth makes me think of an angry pug dog lmao
I went to high school with the fat clown goth!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
BWAHAHAHA!!!
HWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
That was my old school’s football field…
Ok, the first one is not a goth. He’s wearing corpsepaint. He’s necro, kvlt, True Black Metal all the way!
Loving these pics! how come no one has mentioned gangsta goth yet?? his fingers are like 3 times fatter than min lol!
btw fat acceptance goth’s t-shirt has been digitlly manipulated which is a bit harsh
Never knew there was such diversity in the slothic community! Hilarious. Cranky Goth, I swear, used to bus tables for me in the nineties. I am stumbling and saving this handy guide for Goth watching.
Sultry Goth looks like Rosie O’Donnell! Also, I like what NotFat said - Thank you for making me realize I’m NOT THAT FAT. Thank you, thank you, thank you!
I didn’t think Goths could smile…
Dudes,
I have seen some really sexy Goth chicks,
sly goth looks a little scarey ;}
Oh yea,
None of those sexies,are on this site
Hmmmm…. I wonder why they want to keep society away from them? (see thread above).
…i.e…. don’t kick a guy when he’s down… it’s uncool
“I wonder what these people will think of themselves when they are 55 and look back at these pic’s. will they share them with the great grandkids?”
I dont think these things will be mating anytime soon…
I really like how the last one is in front of a bright purple wall…she’s probably at her parent house…gross…
But….someone….had to handcuff her….oh God
Obviously at her parents house, because being “goth” forbids purple walls.
you know the common mistake people make with goths is they assume that they are poor. Most of the time they aren’t. The clothing is expensive. Some pants can cost up to $200! For a pair of flippin pants!
* IN RESPONSE TO littlebunnyfu *
I DON’T THINK THOSE STARTED OUT AS a THONG !!!
I feel very, very good about myself right now. And in response to the person above, NotFat, haha, that’s what I was thinking.