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11 Examples Of Redneck Improvisation

February 12, 2008 

Just because you don’t have exactly what you need for a job doesn’t mean you should quit. Square pegs, round holes, who gives a damn amirite?

1. Can’t afford daycare?

Solution:
Daycare

2. No convenient cupholder?

Solution:
Redneck Cupholder

3. No money to fix the car’s doorlock?

Solution:
Carlock

4. No basement to protect from severe weather?

Solution:
Redneck Storm Shelter

5. No way of procuring normal pets?

Solution:
Redneck Kittens

6. No money to buy t-shirt supporting favorite sports hero and/or team?

Solution:
Sports Fan

7. Can’t afford divorce attorney?

Solution:
Divorce

8. Still saving up for that riding mower?

Solution:
Redneck Riding Mower

9. Hate canoeing?

Solution:
Boat

10. Banned from UHaul?

Solution:
Moving

11. Can’t scrape together the cash for a plasma?

Solution:

Redneck Plasma
Redneck Flat Screen

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80 Responses to “11 Examples Of Redneck Improvisation”

  1. Frank on February 16th, 2008 11:29 pm

    I’m going to try the TV idea in my apartment. I hope my neighbors won’t mind the back of my tv protruding into their room.

  2. Guy on February 17th, 2008 3:30 pm

    School bus buried in the ground - brilliant!. Definitely not pretty, but brilliant use of recyclable materials.

  3. Funny Pictures on February 17th, 2008 5:18 pm

    funny pictures heh, i like one with the lock =)

  4. Mandi on February 18th, 2008 1:58 pm

    Haha, that’s pretty funny - and you had some new pictures that I hadn’t seen before! A+ on having original content - and a thumbs up on SU!

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  6. Jenny on February 20th, 2008 12:51 pm

    taping a baby to the wall is so mean! xD

  7. Terance on February 21st, 2008 1:22 am

    I have to agree with Mandi.
    Some new pictures, and stumbled upon.

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  9. Green Man on February 22nd, 2008 12:56 am

    Seriously the best collection of pictures on the internet. (itisgreenman.com)

  10. Mary on February 22nd, 2008 2:28 pm

    I hadn’t seen most of those yet. They’re pretty funny.

  11. Blogtory on February 22nd, 2008 3:10 pm

    Weird race…

  12. Justin (Pusha) on February 22nd, 2008 3:44 pm

    The TV one is the Cherry on top!

  13. Heather on February 22nd, 2008 4:06 pm

    Hahahahahaha! I think the first one just disturbs me

  14. Natashia on February 22nd, 2008 4:59 pm

    I’ll have to keep pic 11 in mind next time I move………..

    And pic 1 would be good for the Grandkids (only kidding)

  15. nensondubois on February 22nd, 2008 5:02 pm

    Very funny cupholder idea! I like the TV idea and the baby one is ridiculous!

  16. Dana on February 23rd, 2008 1:50 am

    Stumbled Upon

    Insomnia!

    I love it.

  17. Ben on February 23rd, 2008 4:16 am

    Hey; that bus thing isn’t so bad!

  18. zisurs on February 23rd, 2008 5:58 am

    the one with the car door is funny. Do you watch the movie, Bean’s holiday? Bean’s car is locked this way.LOL.

  19. Buttoned-Up.com on February 23rd, 2008 12:41 pm

    I am digging the TV mod. I would try the buried bus as well, if the neighbors allow.

  20. takemyteen on February 23rd, 2008 5:06 pm

    really fun pictures!!! I got a big laugh out of it!!!!

  21. Steve on February 23rd, 2008 8:46 pm

    I love them all. Hope to see more funny pictures

  22. Jenkens on February 23rd, 2008 9:28 pm

    I didn’t realize sombody could have that much back hair.

  23. kku ogrenci on February 24th, 2008 4:58 am

    puhauahua
    i ws thought that plasma to my ous

  24. wheelnut53 on February 24th, 2008 7:33 am

    luv it, you don’t have to be a white person to be a redneck. I’m proof of that.

  25. wheelnut53 on February 24th, 2008 7:34 am

    you forgot the hands free cell phone.

  26. Matt` on February 24th, 2008 8:33 am

    The TV thing is actually kinda clever.

    Messy as hell from the back, but it looks good from the front.. just need to box in the back of it and clean up the mess and it’d go from “redneck improvisation” to “clever hidden TV”

  27. Milander on February 24th, 2008 9:24 am

    I’d go for that buried bus, great idea and I wish my Dad’d had one when I was a kid.

  28. Mike on February 24th, 2008 9:43 am

    The bus idea is genius.

  29. theBlueTick on February 25th, 2008 5:40 am

    haha! great pics. the cup holder lady should get that riding mower…

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  31. Diane on February 27th, 2008 10:50 am

    This was really funny and original! I loved the schoolbus/basement idea! Great!

  32. Dozo on February 28th, 2008 9:24 am

    That school bus shelter was actually pretty cool.

  33. Than on February 28th, 2008 1:34 pm

    the tv idea is like for the sophisticated redneck.

    The kind that buys a pair of nose trimmers at Sharper Image and thinks he an entrepreneur

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  35. Jez on February 28th, 2008 7:25 pm

    I actually have the TV thing in my house, but it’s much better done than that, lol.

  36. trestria on March 7th, 2008 11:03 am

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  37. Jl on March 10th, 2008 4:28 pm

    What are normal pets?

  38. Manny on March 11th, 2008 2:14 am

    YES! I love Stumble Upon! THIS MAKE ME LAUGH!

  39. Tex on March 12th, 2008 7:34 pm

    The buried school bus is an excellent idea even if there were only just a few per neighborhood. If you had time to get in it, I could think of no better place to be during a tornado. The folks in Kansas should take heed on this one!

  40. carlotta on March 13th, 2008 1:31 am

    haha, we used to have this car that had no handles on the doors (both came off during winter when the doors were frozen shut) and my dad drilled little holes in the doors right where the opening mechanism was and the door opened only if you stuck a ten-penny nail in that hole . we also had the glove compartment wired shut with a clothes hanger. it was pretty redneck.

  41. Jane on March 14th, 2008 10:47 am

    Aww the baby skunks make cute pets.

  42. Joe Poniatowski on March 22nd, 2008 2:39 pm

    Very funny pics. I love the bus.

  43. D Legal on March 24th, 2008 9:43 pm

    Great pics, the TV is my favorite. Something tells me he’s recently divorced or is soon going to be.

  44. Gringo Bizarre on March 26th, 2008 4:17 pm

    I just had to mention it, since no-one else did:
    The bikemower is absolutely fantastic. Both esthetically pleasing AND practical. Simply brilliant…:)

  45. Scroodler (scribbler + doodler) on March 27th, 2008 1:03 pm

    NICE DEPICTION! VERY FUNNY. ENJOYED THE PICTURES. :) Thumbs Up to you :)

  46. tim maguire on March 27th, 2008 3:48 pm

    I have to admire the resourcefulness. Some of these are brilliant.

  47. tim maguire on March 27th, 2008 3:50 pm

    Oh yeah, and where would we be without duck tape? Is there anything it can’t do?

  48. J 4 JOKES on March 28th, 2008 3:19 pm

    Simply great pictures with brilliant titles!
    :)

  49. EricaVee on April 3rd, 2008 2:52 pm

    Does anyone else think that the lawnmower one is actually really clever? (and environmentally friendly!)

  50. Sheena on April 4th, 2008 12:32 am

    The sad thing is ive seen 9 of the 11 in real life growing up… but great pics….

  51. Dan on April 4th, 2008 5:00 pm

    Why the heck did they tape that burrito to the wall??

  52. billy on April 5th, 2008 5:18 pm

    the taping the kid t6o the wall works but they get out to fast thou

  53. Phranchk on April 7th, 2008 12:09 pm

    The TV does look good, but if you look at the backside there is a door that opens right into the back of the tv. I hope that’s not a door that’s used a lot.

  54. Stacy on April 12th, 2008 9:11 pm

    Funny stuff . . . I gave it a thumbs up on StumbleUpon

  55. fileprompt for free software on April 15th, 2008 7:30 am

    I wonder if the holes for the car door lock were made with a gun? lol

  56. TexMex on April 15th, 2008 9:36 am

    Dan - Why the heck did they tape that burrito to the wall??
    You must live near that Wal-Mart!
    The one at http://www.photobasement.com/baby-burrito/.

  57. Kylie on April 26th, 2008 8:01 pm

    I love the environmentally friendly mower. Great idea!

  58. Greta on June 15th, 2008 2:10 pm

    I saw another that was a redneck’s electric toothbrush. It was a normal toothbrush duct taped to a vibrator.

  59. Woo! on June 25th, 2008 6:50 pm

    I’m not a redneck but I’d enjoy turning a schoolbus underground into a neat little hang out area. Nice and cool in the summer. And the tv idea isn’t bad either! You could actually access all of the hook ups for your tv easily!

  60. MARYE on July 28th, 2008 11:47 pm

    THE CUP HOLDER. A COOL IDEAL LOL

  61. Failsafe on August 9th, 2008 5:59 am

    I want a lawn, just so I can ride around on my cyclomower.

  62. Zito on August 31st, 2008 7:03 pm

    Lol,

    Good idea, now I have a solution to my Old tv….

    hehehehe

  63. Joe on September 27th, 2008 5:26 pm

    Awesome pic’s. Real funny had a good laugh.

  64. JD from Hoeno on October 27th, 2008 10:45 pm

    I was laughing at them until the plasma…because I would DO that one.

  65. Creative on November 20th, 2008 8:37 pm

    a few of these solutions are creative, and they work.

    The bike/push mower is cool.

  66. Lae on December 11th, 2008 2:03 pm

    hahaha plasma is really great)))

  67. ln on December 12th, 2008 3:09 pm

    The school bus idea is ingenious! The others are, well, hilarious.

  68. DrBlindsy on December 12th, 2008 11:57 pm

    as an avid stumbler I was sure I’d seen all of these before, but there are actually some new ones on this! Cheers.
    I still think my favorite is the TV. I would love love love to give that a go. Shame I live in an apartment *lawl*

  69. cori on December 13th, 2008 1:05 am

    i actually think the school bus one is pretty sweet. hahahah.

  70. Weilong on December 13th, 2008 11:14 am

    No self respecting redneck would be caught with that pedal mower. The obnoxiously loud, fume-spewing riding mower is central to the redneck identity. They will spend money on a mower before they spend it on food for their children.

  71. koncept on December 13th, 2008 3:57 pm

    I hate rednecks, this even made me more. Thanks for the post.

  72. pligg.com on August 14th, 2009 12:49 pm

    11 Examples Of Redneck Improvisation…

    GET BACK IN THE HOUSE!…

  73. Hahaha on August 20th, 2009 11:16 pm

    Pictures 6 is at NASCAR…haha that is priceless. and not suprising. at all.

  74. Andi on September 26th, 2009 11:34 pm

    The little girl in the first photo is my mother’s boss’ daughter!!!

  75. connor tolliver on December 12th, 2009 2:05 am

    on the car instead of a lock we welded it shut! haha

  76. j man on January 24th, 2010 2:43 am

    fucking funny as shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  77. Emma on March 27th, 2010 10:53 pm

    Not only did they have the baby taped to the wall, but they had the baby AND her favorite toy! How thoughtful!
    People can be so stupid.

  78. AmericanLink on May 15th, 2010 5:09 am

    I’m going to have to say that having a skunk as a pet is not a redneck thing… they would much rather have the skunk stuffed on a wall.

  79. Laci on January 18th, 2011 9:32 am

    I love when all the common sense ideas, solutions, and problem solvers are shared on one web site and offer illustrations of it all!!

  80. Tiffany on March 28th, 2011 11:59 am

    this ish is hiliarious !

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