41 Hilarious Science Fair Experiments
February 18, 2008
We should all pity the science teacher, for this is what they deal with on a daily basis.
Moon Babies
Ewww
Animal Magnetism. He has it.
Cleaning Agents? Your Drink?
The kid on the left looks like he should have a wife and a couple of kids. And a tractor.
How About You?
Crystal Meth. Friend or foe?
Voice of the Dragon
Drop it like it’s hot
Photo shopped, but hilarious
Electroworms
Does Exercising Effect?
Extreme Wood
Fat man to Mars
Something smells fishy
Foot Fetish
Global Warming - Yeah Right!
Help
Not so much an experiment is it?
Hot Dog Effects
The Ideal Pancreas
Ask Your Mother
Juicy Beans
Laser Wars
That will leave a stain
Make a dotcom
Beware!
Music and Sex
Nail That Wood
Power from the throne
Brilliant Sweater
Garlic: The Silent Killer
The Right Wipe
This Project Stinks
Your Tour Guides
Do Video Games Affect You?
Wasted
What’s My Dog’s Favorite Color?
Who’s Your Daddy?
The Wii Workout
Plants and pop
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Thanks for making me laugh in the morning, funny as. The Crystal Meth: Friend or Foe is classic
HA! These are great.
Regarding the Hornets one. It could be math based, statistics. We always had a few math based experiments when I was in school.
I especially like “What’s my Dog’s favourite Color”
Doesn’t he know dogs only see in black and white? What a shitty science teacher he must have!
@Chris… you might want to go back to your science teacher and learn that dogs do see in color.
roses are red
violets are blue
me say creation
how about you
kill me now
Thanks, hilarious. Some schools make science fairs optional, some make them optional but prod students into doing a science fair project, and some *require* kids to do one whether they want to or not. Which is terrible. And which results in terrible, uninspired science fair projects like these. If 1/10th of the elementary students in the U.S. did science fair projects each year, they’d be 10x as good each year.
Maybe dogs can see in color, but they can’t look up.
I think that says “some say creation”, her head’s in the way. Also, dogs have the equivalent of red-green colourblindness, so they can’t distinguish between green and red objects
That’s “some say creation,” not “me say creation.” Two letters are hidden by the girl.
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I LOVE the fact that these kids are coming up with ways to mix video games with science. Regular Einsteins they are!!
Oh, and it was a biology teacher that didn’t teach him about the dogs.
@chris
Actually dogs see in shades of yellow and blue/violet.
I feel like “Plants and pop” boy.
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O.K.-
‘The Ideal Pancreas’ has some potential.
The rest…………..are just disturbing.
Young Republicans make me ill.
“global warming - yeah right!” Why is that there?
climate driven by a gas that comprises 0.038% of the atmosphere in the face of the sun?! yeah right indeed!
Im sorry but, the funniest one up there is that young man with the extememe wood. He can’t help but point at it.
The thing is, many of these probably had “help” from their parents. !!!
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Wife, kids and a tractor FTW!
Man, a lot of the girls have horrible posture. The one in ‘The Ideal Pancreas’ looks like she’s got at least 50 lbs on her back, and maybe a rope pulling her shoulders forward.
That sweater is freaking amazing. It’s Wil Wheaton all over again:
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“Fat Man To Mars” should be an election pledge! A Fat Man To Mars By 2030!
Something tells me the last kid did not get an A on his project.
@Randy - I think you are right that most dogs can’t (or don’t) look up but i know for a fact that Rotweilers do. They are very aware of the space above them.
Where was Cup of Dirt?
The “wasted” kid has Jason Mewes’s face photoshopped onto her body. Which makes it ultra-hilarious.
Bobochimp… The “dogs can’t look up” thing is a reference to a joke in the movie Shawn of the Dead. Dogs can, in fact, look up. And often do.
No unifying theories coming from that bunch, I suppose.
Actually Dogs see in yellow and violet/ultraviolet/who gives a damn.
Maybe dogs can see in color. Maybe the first dog they asked about it was colorblind, and they just stopped there.
It sounds much better to say “Me”, like a caveman, than “Some”
roses are red
violets are blue
me say creation
how about you
And would I spot Kevin Rose there (labelled photoshopped)?
Wow, than you for the laugh. On a curiosity note, how long have you been collecting these photos? One or two implies implicit local knowledge. Forty-One, I’m not sure if i am more worried about you, or the children pictured.
Ugly, ugly children!!
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lotta fattys lol
They should do a science experiment to explain why 90% of the kids are obese.
What? The Ideal Pancrease Part I has a sequel?
Dang…I mean The Ideal Pancreas Part I.
Scientific method? WTF? This is what happens when you pay a teacher 29k per year to mold the minds of your children….. Chrystal meth friend or foe? HAHA ! I give them all an “F” for effort :).
“The Ideal Pancreas: Part 2″ ???
DANG! I missed Part 1 !!!!
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Do you think the tour guides are implying that the future will be jewish?
Blahahahaha at juicy beans! how many is he rollin on?
The last one is the funniest by far, because the imagination conceives the most absurd events that led to the “project”. I imagine the guy forgot about his science project until bedtime the night before, then frantically grabbed two house plants, a bottle of Mt. Dew, some stray pieces of printer paper and a Bic pen. He juiced up plant A with a healthy dose of soda and scrawled out about about 15 lines of “data”, along with what barely qualifies as a title. He stuck it all on a spare piece of poster board and voila! Instant F!
Just wondering where you got all of these pictures. I actually know a few of these kids from subbing in my local school district over the past 4 years.
I recognized Dustin from “Power from the Throne” (at the Canada-Wide Science Fair)
http://apps.ysf-fsj.ca/virtualcwsf/projectdetails.php?id=631&year=&province=&keyword=&name=dustin%20&categoryid=&divisionid=®ionid=
I bet you could find others from the above at the national fair as well, use the virtualcwsf tool to search by project title.
Real science project from my high school science fair…
“What is a rocket launcher?”
Hypothesis - It is a tube that shoots rockets
Conclusion - It isn’t just a tube, it has angles inside it that affect how it shoots.
That was all the guy had on his board…
That one kids sweater just screams “Please beat the crap out of me….Please.”
Holy mother of god. I never realized something like this could be so funny.
These are kids are the future…we are doomed.
Look at that kids sweater that is f**king rediculous
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Oh, golly! Thanks, I needed a good laugh! Great stuff…
reminded me of these http://objectiveministries.org/creation/sciencefair.html
(creation science fair projects)
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LOL @ objective ministries.
I enjoyed the boy’s expression and then seeing the words “Juicy Beans” behind him. There were a few other ones that were pretty funny as well.
…and do you know how we know “dogs see in black and white”? A science experiment..just like that kid did!
Jeeeez. Are kids really this fat?!
Ok, looking at these pics just strengthened my resolve to make sure to look at my kids homework and school projects before they turn them in at school…LOL…
The last one was my favorite–loved the way he just slapped that tape up there, didn’t even try to make it neat at all. He just grabbed some paper, scribbled the words, and slapped some tape on. What a genius.
OH GOLLY MISS MOLLY! That’s sups funny.
Pssst. I totally want that sweater.
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wow. not a single comment on how amazingly hot the girl is representing the “who’s your daddy project.”
color me amazed.
I love science fair projects but I liked the added comments - they made me laugh!
the ‘Make A Dot Com’ kid is deff hackin everything based on technology today
eternal flames of metal.
OMG! Please tell me that the “creation science fair” entries are hoaxes! Are people really this delusional?
What, nobody did a cup chicks project?
Wow! American kids sure are beaten with the ugly stick! Also, WTF???
The who is your real daddy and the how to start a dot-com projects are reflecting a very urgent need in the parents behind those kids in the pictures.
I wonder why this people are doing so poor in creating something meaningful.
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“ask your mother” is brilliant.
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These are hilarious. But even funnier are these comments. XD
Nataly: An ‘urgent need for the parents to be behind the children’? Why? Do you think they’re bad projects, or that they didn’t do the work themselves? ‘How to start a dot com’ could be a useful science project. As long as he went into the science and broke down the syntax and different components of and not just the formating and fonts used when creating a site, it’s legit.
The ‘Who’s Your Real Daddy’ experiment, on the other hand, was stolen from Gilmore Girls. She gets an F for PLAGIARISM!!
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I love how the ‘Global Warming - Yeah Right’ kids are already rocking the douchebag look, complete with striped shirt and pink polo.
In some of these the kids are funnier than the projects…but the crystal meth one was good.
Don’t blame the science teachers…they can only do so much with what mama sends them. It’s not like college or professional coaching…you can’t go out to recruit the best. Take it from someone who spent 32 years trying to teach science in a public school. It’s not as easy as you might think. It’s a battle with stupid parents and stupid administrators not just with the kids themselves.
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I hate to say this… but these are some of the most unhealthy ugly kids ever… ever. It looks like they ate solely whatever there science project was for a month… at least.
and Chris Dogs don’t see in JUST black and white, they see muted colours. Go into photoshop and take the saturation down to about 25% and sphererise a little bit to get that - eyes slightly on the sides of the head feel… and you get dog vision.
I never want to be 13 again….ever…unless I get that darn sweater!!!!
All of these:
F minus minus mins
especially the creationist girl. negative points. lop some points off her next project.
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ive actually put together a science fair project like the last kid did lol. it got honorable mention.
I suspect many of these projects are the science teacher’s fault.
In grade 6 I did my science project on volcanoes. Some weeks later I brought in my “UFO newspaper clippings scrapbook” for show and tell and the teacher asked me why I didn’t do my science fair project on UFOs “given that you have so much good evidence and research.”
At age 11, I thus had to explain that News of the World articles weren’t exactly evidence and that the UFO thing was just for fun.
that’s beautiful, thank you
Am I the only one terribly disturbed by the “Do Video Games Affect You?”
I get the feeling we’ll be seeing him in the news someday.
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I’m not really sure what is everybody is laughing (or crying) about. As someone who has taught 6th through 12th grades over the past seven years, I can assure you all that all of this is par for the course in public schools. I’m sure the science teacher (if indeed these are just from one school) was happy just to have students turn something in. I’ll let you in on a little secret: we teachers don’t really teach anything anymore; we just babysit. And don’t blame us either. With all the new legislation concerning Special Education, No Child Left Behind, and attendance law, there is very little we can do about anything. The thing that discourages me the most is that I didn’t see a single volcano in the entire site!
For what it’s worth, my interpretation of the intended humor on this site is the ironic naming of the projects–not so much the content of the experiments.
What’s My Dog’s Favorite Color?
Best ever experiment. It also has room for expansion in asking, “Can I condition my dog to pick a certain colour based on a voice activated command?”
I hope some poor science teacher didn’t have to carry all this junk to the site to set it up. I’d love to see the data collected to support creation. Roses are red? That proves it!
I laughed and cried alternately for ten minutes with this. Maybe the foot fetish girl plays on our adult roleplay server LOL
Science Fairs rule!!
Ours is tonight.
Can;t wait to see what the kids thought up this year.
Dogs do look up, mine watches geese fly over our house all the time. That may be because he’s a bird dog. I’m not sure.
This will leave a stain was by a young Monica Lewinsky!
I think the second girl is a terriost and is trying to tell everyone at the science fair she has a backpack bomb. I mean look at her title could it be any more straight forward when it says “its all over, US” by us she means everyone but she just doesent have good english language skills.
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On the critical hotness question, my vote would go to Miss “Music and Sex” (right). But “Who’s Your Daddy (Year 2)” gets runner-up.
Um… Year Two?
lol the “do video gmaes affect us?” on looks like the kids been up all night PLAYTING VIDEO GAMES. rofl.
Lyn,
the creation projects on the link were created by middle school and elementary level kids, they are not delusional, they are KIDS. lol
And the high school level was actually quite remarkable.
The project with the soda and plants strongly reminds me of the movie Idiocracy.
I want to hang out with “The Right Wipe” girls! They look like fun!
I was a science fair judge once, and a girl did a test to see if “polly seeds” affect your outcome when taking a drug test. Little did she know, she actually meant “poppy seeds”
why are the pretty ones always creationists?
“Extreme Wood”
Who wouldn’t want that???
I judged a science fair once in high school. I don’t remember anything this bad, but there certainly are some bad ones out there.
These are too funny!
Chris,
Dogs can see color just not as wide of a spectrum as humans:
http://www.uwsp.edu/PSYCH/dog/LA/DrP4.htm
Also my dog looks up all the time. Last week I had him look up “canine vision” on google.
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hey yah so lol to the music and sex one wish i knew what the project said. lol why would u do a project on music and sex n e wayz????? huh? whatev. lol peace
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You anal warts should be ashamed to pick on the kids for how they look. The bad projects are fair game however.
Those “Crystal Meth” girls look like they were forced to do the project as a punishment. For doing crystal meth.
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lol at my school science fair was mandatory but i didnt do it because i didn’t want to waste 15 bucks on one of those stupid display boards.
god i laughed so hard at this - but am I the only one who thinks alot of these kids put a lot more work and research into their projects than we just did sitting around on the computer stoned - such mushegina some posters dissing these kids
OK, I laughed my head off but when I was their age my science fair project was if you boiled sea monkeys, would they survive?
I really don’t see how science teachers need to be pitied. I think these kids have done a great job! It’s inspiring and some of these kids look very proud and rightly so! Go team!
At least these kids are thinking about things and science. And that’s an improvement over 90% of the Adults in America, who basically do not think at all or ever. That may be why we ended up with president Bumble in the white house for the past 7 years.
I totally read the last one as “Plants and Poop” - not sure which is funnier.
the last one is funny - brawndo’s got what plants CRAVE!
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Chris, before you go and try to sound smart, do some research. Dogs don’t see in black and white. They have the equivalent to human red-green colorblind sight.
Thanks for the trip and the laugh.
Brings back too many fantastic funny memories!
Oh, the puberty! the braces, the awkward hair and faces and arms and legs! Thank you!
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When I was in elementary school I built a working telegraph. It took like a week. My sister put a carnation in some colored water and won first prize. Ever since then I have hated everything that had to do with science fairs.
Until now.
Ha ha ha are all this real?? OMGOSH! I PITY YOU; AMERICAN STUDENTS ha ha ha ha ha ha (” Who’s Your Daddy” girl, whats your number?)
omfg! i was so the kid in the black who was not there!!
I love how everyone commenting on other’s comments doesn’t take the time to read! Thanks for repeatedly letting us know that dogs DO see color, and that they DO look up. I’m going to do a science fair project titled “Skimming for relevant information!” Oh, and PS, if you’re going to make fun of people, at least do it with correct grammar!
guess what..
you are all wrong. dogs see in neither color nor black and white. they see in infrared. they also have other cool abilities that i don’t feel like telling you about now.
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Holy crap! Autism really is a growing problem. (I know, its not appropriate to joke but come on folks, its the only defense some of these kids might have for being so moronic.)
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Last photo… Brawndo’s got electrolytes, its what plants crave.
Wow…This was hilarious. My favorites were definitely the boy with the wife, kids, and tractor! omg. And I really need to get a sweater like that! haha priceless. Why didn’t kids do projects like this when I was in school! It would have made the science fairs way more enjoyable!
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Believe it or not, teachers are exposing kids to more mature subject matter now-a-days, and they trust the kids enough to not make light of serious subject matter.
http://www.usc.edu/CSSF/Current/Projects/J1501.pdf
The Animal Magnetism is a good experiment. It just has a bad name.
I bet some of these are like that.
You can’t just judge an experiment by it’s title.
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I love the tie of mr Animal Magnetism.
for some reason, what’s got me laughing so hard I’m between crying and puking is this:
And often do………. lmao
how many of you have anything to do with science, other than being a middle/high school teacher?
I guess the only good one I found was “what’s my dog’s favourite colour”, for the fact that dogs cannot distinguish colours is still quite a lot controversial. In fact, I have noticed a few times that my dog reacts to different colours; I haven’t specifically looked at its behaviour with respect to colours, nor have I ascertained that it was indeed because of the colours, hence that’s inconclusive.
Everything else is…. hum… for the lack of a better word… what are these children taught at school after all? I say this isn’t their fault (that their projects are absolutely meaningless), it’s the teacher’s fault. Really!
I don’t know whether to laugh or cry.
WHERE IS THE ADULT SUPERVISION?
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Don’t laugh at the hillbilly kid. The girl at the pimps and hos ball told me she was on the pill!
@Zane…cup of dirt was definitely missed…that was my first thought!!!!
oh and ps…it was for fun, who cares about the validity of whether or not a dog can see in color??? you guys all totally missed the point!
Does Bill Cosby know that kid has been raiding his sweater closet?? This is a particularly ugly subset of preteen/teenaged kids, but since science fairs tend to select (unless it’s compulsory) for kids who are, shall we say, more inwardly developed, it’s not a fair sampling.
My only regret is that I can’t see more of the “Moon Babies” poster, perhaps it’s autobiographical.
it’s an american sociological post!!!!!
While it is funny to us, China and India must be laughing themselves silly over it. Now I know why 60+ percent of Americans don’t ‘believe’ in evolution and why people think that a scientific theory is the same as ‘a notion’. Part of the problem is we don’t teach science in this country for the most part, we have someone in front of the classroom droning on about a laundry list of information (water is composed of hydrogen and oxygen, fire is rapid oxidation, the human cell contains 46 chromosomes, an object in motion will stay in motion., et al) kids spit back, and that is science. Kids aren’t taught that science begins, ends and begins again with a question, they aren’t taught to think things out for themselves or that science never claims that something is absolutely true, and more importantly, that scientific theory is not a guess, it is somethning that has achieved critical mass of consensus and has evidence and process to back that up, as well as people constantly looking at it and saying ‘what am I missing’.
These projects show none of that, they show kids who don’t have a clue what science is or how you go about it; instead of learning that, which is the valuable lesson, they learn a bunch of crap that can be spit back on some stupid test. No wonder that more then a majority of americans think creationism should be taught as science, they don’t even have a clue what science is, and I blame the science teachers as much as I do the students. Even at private schools, science before the high school level is a joke, and even much of that is ‘learning facts’ for tests such as the AP and not what science is.
And we wonder why high tech jobs are going overseas, the kids in these photos would struggle to work at WalMart.
…All you guys lusting after ELEVEN-TO-FOURTEEN YEAR OLD GIRLS should be ashamed of yourselves! Line up for your ankle bracelets, you pervs! LOL
Why are people saying mean things about the kids. it’s one thing to criticize the actual projects but by calling them ugly and saying things about their clothes, is that going to make the project any better? If they were “cuter “by your standards would their projects make more sense? Why don’t one of you that have mean things to say about the kids do a research project to see if the way someone looks or the clothes they wear have an effect on ones learning ability.
Hilarious. This is why I will be homeschooling my kids.
last year i made a science exp. were i had my rat try 2 get cheese from a maze, it turns out my rat hates cheese she want straight 4 the hole.
by the way, dogs cant tell the difference between red green OR blue.>-(
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please tell me this is NOT what children are learning today. How is this acceptable in school? the only experiment which might hold ANY substance is the Wii exercise!
pathetic- i weep for the future.
Good God! Those have to be some of the ugliest kids i’ve ever seen. Maybe we should ban video games and soda pop in schools.
Glad its not just me who thinks the “Who’s your daddy” girl is cute. XD!
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Damn, I am the kid in Global Warming Yeah Right! I am the guy on the left! FYI I am Canadian, not American. Also going into physics. That science fair project was two years ago. Also to an aformentioned poster, you sir are indeed the one rocking the douchebag look.
I know in the 5th grade you have to know decimal and percentages. Don’t forget your fractions, Andres!
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The Juicy Beans project is probably the best. Thank you so much for your time.
Thanks I needed a good laugh tonight.
The Crystal Meth one was classic
Has anyone thought that maybe, with the creationist one, that the letters S and O were blocked, therefore creating the word SOME, not me. i dont know if someone else brought this up, i dont want to read all the comments. so if someone already mentioned this, well oh well then.
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I teach English; this reminds me of the bad poetry I get from kids.
The future of the nation hahahahahhahahaha
In another universe “Extreme Wood” and “Who’s Your Daddy, Part 2″ would star Ron Jeremy
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Thanks for the laugh. We put our dog down this week and it is the first time I felt good since.
Best,
Frank
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PS: I’m a science teacher in an elementary school in Flatbush and our kids kick science project butt! These are funny though.
Huh? Dogs don’t look up? Mine does…. I know for a fact cause every time a hot air balloon flies over our house he jumps his fence and chases them down the street!
I’m thinking that first one is a racial slur, but I’m not sure which race or nationality should be offended.
The Make a dotcom kid is SO COOL!
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Is that Mr Hanky making an appearance in the Animal Magnetism one?
It’s incredible that there are actually some wankers on here trying to explain them! LOL
Absolutely hiliarious! One of my favorite stumbles.
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I thought they were quite creative! The range of projects, kids, and levels of engagement provides an accurate snapshot of the fabric of today’s (tomorrow’s) society. For all you cynical critics, what did you want them to do, cold fusion?
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This is pretty sad. And no, I’m not saying they should be splitting an atom, but I’m willing to bet that children’s science fair experiments in places like India and China are at a different level compared to these. And the kids are probably much slimmer too. So who will depend on who? - Sadly, sending our kids to school every day just isn’t enough. We need to step up as parents and get them the education our kids deserve. For God’s sake, we’re in a first-world country. We need to show it!
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extreme wood! hahahha wtf is that hahaha !
This is rather disturbing. Are all American kids this retarded, or just the vast majority? Makes ya proud not to be a yank.
I, incidently, am a dog. And I can tell you that we see in….bark! woof!!
Oh wait, dogs don’t have concepts of colors. How do we know what dogs see? Can’t we really only compare it to own own experience, when its likely to be radically different, so much so that we could only conceptualize aspects of it? Therefore, anyone who claims “to know what a dog sees” is equally wrong.
Compare this to why we don’t know how a dolphin or a bat ’sees’, and you’ll understand why we cannot conceptualize the total (visual or otherwise) experience of another being where ever it departs from our own. Seeing in infrared, for instance–as some of you have claimed dogs do (heh, dog doo)–how should we compare that to seeing in the “visible spectrum”?
Projects like these (although these are really bad) helped me decide NOT to judge state science fair this year. The shocking thing is that the HS teachers have NO idea about how to coach kids to do real science - ie test, evaluate, redesign test, reevaluate, etc etc. There are usually no critical thinking skills being developed. Its a shame really.
Sometimes my questions and prompting about “What does this result imply?” or “How should you redesign this experiment to measure what you are interested in?” would be the ONLY serious analysis the kids ever got.
Oh, and please, if you have kids doing science fair - don’t let them do the tired “Does steel wool rust?” Yes. It does. That is not a science project. Testing the bending strength of steel in various rusted states would be great, though!
Kevin Ross, a picture says a thousand words. Yea, baby!
I wish I could go back twenty years and create my own messed up experiment
Holy Canoli - lots of ugly kids Batman!!
That poor kid with the homemade sweater is going to get beat up for the rest of his sad adolescent years…
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Customko, thanks for the greatest poster of all time. You win the internet.
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Regarding the Hornets one. It could be math based, statistics. We always had a few math based experiments when I was in school.
Comment by K. — February 19, 2008
- Actually all science is math based, entering data into a formula to confirm your hypothesis.
Peace
“Fat Man” was the name of the second atomic bomb. The kids probably decided to name their rocket that (although nuking mars doesn’t sound like good science.)
fv:
yes, the fact that 98% of these kids are fat and ugly does not help me to understand their projects. I’m sure if that kid from high school musical 1&2 was standing in front of “That Will Leave a Stain”, I would totally get it. Thanks for the reprimand.
also, just so we’re all clear- dogs see in polka dots and plaid.
1st. the people commenting on the fat/ugly kids instead of the hilarious exhibits need to grow the F*** up.
2nd. the girl at the “who’s your daddy” exhibit isn’t hot ^nunya bisnas^..shes like 15 dude
3rd. ^John^ got it right when he said “Some of these kids are funnier than their projects!”
4th. I want that sweater too..
My dog looks up to me.
Dotcom kid should be subtitled:
Yes, I haz Lolcatz.
Wolfie!
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Red/green colorblind? Well… that certainly explains why my cocker spaniel keeps running traffic lights!
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roses are red
violets are blue
me say creation
how about you
kill me now
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SOME say creation….. like someone else said, her head is in the way. Is it really that difficult to figure out??
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the future leaders of america…ouch!
i checked out the creation science link.
terrifying, just terrifying.
stupid creationists.
stupid people….
The one who “should have a wife and a couple of kids. And a tractor” has a project on how high pancakes rise.
Did “sweater guy” dress himself?
Music & Sex girl (right) and Daddy girl are too young to be hot
but they are luke warm.
I’m a science teacher and have been handling fair for years. We always have a few hilarous onees. Most times they actually DO have some science in them and are quite good because the kid really wants answers and not just a grade. It’s one of my favorite times of the year, I get in a bunch of real rocket scientists as judges so I get to spend the day with them. They also get a kick out of some of the projects. These were cute.
excuse previous typos- I really can spell, just have a crummy small- key laptop and think faster than I type. (I also should have checked before posting. Sorry about that.
Pretty much every one of those kids spent their time more wisely than every one of us looking at them.
LOL! What are these kids doing? The science teacher should be fired
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Juicy Beans… the best
as you know dogs can only see the bone,as in let the dog see the bone,DDDUUUUURRRRRR
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I almost forgot:
I would rank Mosquito Larvae Girl pretty high on the Science Fair Scale of Hot-it-Tude. I can’t really articulate why but I think she may actually wash. Her girly bits. With soap. Just a hunch.
I have a friend who teaches at the elementary school level. One of the projects turned in last year (no joke) was
“What makes you sweat more, anal sex, oral sex or missionary sex?’ The kid’s aunt was outraged that her precious nephew’s project was not on display until she found out the title of the project. This was a kid in 4th grade who went on the internet and found a ton of material he could print out and tack up on a poster board about sex. Where was his parental supervision.
Dog see in color. They just can’t tell you which color is their favorite!
But seriously, dogs don’t like color in the first place. If it were up to them, they’d take plain old black and white.
I liked “FAT MAN TO MARS” best because its a difficult task to complete.
1 - think about the pathetic science fair projects you did as a kid
2 - look close. the content of some of these projects isn’t bad for their age
3 - puberty makes all kids look lame. Besides, no one makes fun of Bill Gates’ pocket protector these days
4 - those of you playing “hot or not” - yuck
5 - get over the damn dogs
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i don’t get it
Beware! (of that girl)
at my daughter’s school, everyone is required to do the science fair, and the layout is strictly dictated, so they all pretty much look the same. Can’t be leavin’ no childs behind, now can we…?
This is great. Science needs to be accessible and serendipitous. Scientific thought really is the basis of understanding everything from the ridiculous to the sublime. Knowing how to laugh at themselves and the world around them may separate the next generation of scientists from the present crowd. The big fault with modern science is that it lets the problems be dicated by corporate, military or other institutional interests. Its great to see kids searching out problems and working them just for fun. Many are no more silly than those handed to us scientists by business.
Great science is born out of persistence and even apparently pointless curiousity — and bad science is a great example for everyone of how vapid planned organizational “science” can be. A win win.
hahahhahahaha, why do you guys care so much about what colors dogs can see? quit looking up stuff on google and check out the wii exercise…or JUICY BEANS
is this feed in support of people taking guns to school?!!!
If you do go over to objective ministries make sure not to miss the fine work titled “Women Were Designed For Homemaking” which manged to beat “Rocks Can’t Evolve, Where Did They Come From Mr. Darwin?” to second place.
If you can’t be bothered to search for the URL again, here it is:
http://objectiveministries.org/creation/sciencefair.html
chrystal meth friend or foe? rotlfmao
Science Fair…
http://www.photobasement.com/41-hilarious-science-fair-experiments/...
One of the funniest things I’ve ever seen!
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Good Lord, and I thought I had seen every conceivable elementary and high school science fair project over the years!
If there was a “notebook paper only” sub-category, plants and pop would win. The judges may even vote out of fear alone.
This is really funny, but I can’t help but noticing these are ACTUAL CHILDREN who would absolutely shrivel up and die if they read this….. and they’re bound to see it sooner or later. The mom part of me wants to shrivel up and die just thinking about it.
holy crap, i went to school with two of those kids (4th pic from the top). I wonder if they know about this?
Science Fair projects…
A collection of 41 funny science fair projects…….
I want that sweater. haha. That is amazing.
“Plants and Pop” is my fav…This made my day, thanks!
Plants and Pop boy is win. Doesn’t that just scream “Did it five minutes before with some scrap paper and a pen”?
One day when the little creationist darling grows up that smug smile will fall from her face. Hopefully she will never actually breed.
I myself have turned in ‘plants and pop’ type science projects— too funny— last minute done at 6 am science projects.
My favorite is the “Global Warming…Yeah, Right!” I live in Wisconsin and my co-workers were just talking about global warming. My answer to them is always - “Yeah, right!”
Effing brilliant. I love that all of the kids look somewhat miserable in front of their creations.
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OMG! Nobody else has mentioned the DT’s project yet?
Best of the lot. I’m still giggling!
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These kids are all at an awkward age. I don’t find them to be particularly ugly or obese. Most of them will outgrow this awkwardness and many of them will slim down. When I was an American 6th-8th grader (which is when many kids do their obligatory sf project) all the teachers said was “NO VOLCANOES. NO SOLAR SYSTEMS.” Above all they were looking for creativity. In science. LOL
Does exercising effect?
Obviously not.
“What’s my Dog’s favourite Color?”
I would also like to point out that the correct spelling is “Colour”.
Plants and Pop… His parent must be real proud.
Just found this off of Mental Floss. Oddly enough I was at a science fair yesterday, where I saw a project intitled “Nuts on Fire” about using peanuts to boil water. If science was this interesting when I was in school I may have paid more attention.
Yay me!
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Were the kids the experiments or were the posterboards behind them supposed to be the experiments?
Man, I wish I were a kid again, I already have my project picked out:
Beef Growth Hormones, and their affect on teenage breast. I may not get an A, but dang I’d have fun!
What a bunch of clowns
hilarious! plants & poop actually has a good experiment, but the presentation was horrible.
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I actually did the plants and Dew experiment once…yeah, it didn’t end so well. the Dew killed my plants.
“and for the record, dogs can look up.”
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He’s right. Dogs can’t look up.
Is this a school for the retarded or the fat?
plants & pop ftw
Most of those kids look so depressed.
I was forced into those stupid things twice. I ended up just running with it and came out with really crappy stuff. The plants and pop thing reminds me of my best friend’s experiment, only her experiment was actually mice and pop.
But then again, most of these experiments are better than the ones we did. Ours was a generic ‘Which is better, the expensive dish soap, the cheapo dish soap, or the plain water?’
Hi.
I’m from the other side of the pond, and I am an actual scientist (in a discipline of so called ‘hard science’).
My reaction to the comments: HEY, don’t be so harsh !!!
Those kids looks funny ? But isn’t is what normal kids, eating sub-healthy food, with bodies flooded with hormones, looks likes on non-photoshopped pix ?
As for the science content of those posters, how can you judge ? We’ve got NOTHING but the FU*ING TITLES !
“Problem”, “Hypothesis”, “Procedure”, “Results” and “Conclusion”, the sub-sections suggest a real scientific approach. Is the content up to the standard ? We would need hi-res pix in order to judge it ourselves.
So, give the kids a break.
They are, indeed, the future of their nation (BTW, US or Canada ?), and every minute not spend in front of a teevee increases the chance of them not turning into ignorant racist gun-loving flag-waving bigots like 60% of their fellow citizen.
Bash them, blame them, laugh at their attempts to do science, and in 15 years North America will be China’s sweatshop.
PS.: in 5+ years, I would gladly give my number to the sweet “who’s your daddy” girl (^_^)
I HATED the science fairs. I just did whatever was quickest and cheapest to get out of it. I didn’t care if I got a ‘C’, just wanted to get it over with!
I’m really worried now - is garlic a secret killer ??? I NEED to know - some1 send me the transcript ! AAArrrggghhh am I dying ????
Well, of course, we laugh because we’ve all been there.
but, geeze, that SWEATER… it kills me.
and what is this nonsense about dogs not being able to look up? Is that from Sean Of the Dead?
My dog is on all fours, I stand over him 6′ 4″ tall, and he looks up at me just fine.
PLUS he’s always getting tricked by Squirrels who zip up one tree - where he patiently stares into the branches and leaves (figuring he’s gotta come down at some point, I presume) - meanwhile squirrel has tree hopped a block away.
wtf is a moon baby
The horror that is . . . the science fair…
I now remember why the words “Science Fair” filled me with loathing, back in my high school days. They haven’t changed much. H/T to Craig Zeni…….
In jr. high, I did a project about bacteria in human excrement. I got an “F” because the project stunk. LOL.
@Cup of Dirt…LOL! And where’s the kid with the styrofoam solar system? “The big yellow one is the sun!”
I also think the subtitle of “The Ideal Pancreas - Part 2″ should be “Electric Boogaloo”.
there is something wrong with every one of these kids! I can remember my science project and it wasn’t moon babies or extreme wood.
my favorite was the fat hillbilly kid.
these kids gotta think of a better title/question. example: is bigger better? Wasted
This WAS a home schooling science fair
I’m a big fan of “Drop it Like It’s Hot”. I like the smoker’s jacket.
Thanks a lot, I now have coffee all over my laptop and everyone at Panera is staring at me.
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I can explain Extreme Wood with a lot fewer words than what you see on that display.
actually, i was talking to my dog rufus over a couple of beers the other day (he likes a light beer). and he tells me he can see colours just fine, but that his mate rex has problems with traffic lights. fluffy from next door, apparently she can’t see glass because she keeps slamming into the door. but glass isn’t really a colour, i just thought it was funny. so does rufus.
oh yeah, for the record his favourite colour is blue.
After 31 years teaching, the last 10 as teacher of the Gifted, these sadly look familiar from the too lazy to think indifferent young of America; thankfully they are only a section. Always made me think of the saying, “There are those who make things happen and those who watch things happen, and those who barely wonder what.
Pity the science teachers? It’s the science teachers who have given up on teaching science that have led to these.
Do video games affect you?! The Wii workout!?
Most of these fat-asses need SOME kind of workout. Sure as hell isn’t sitting in front of a computer!
What’s wrong with either the parents….the teachers or the school for some of this garbage getting ANY recognition at all….come on! lol It’s a joke. I agree with some of the other comments….great big effin F.
Most of these kids don’t look like they could even tie their own shoes, let alone come up with a reasonable science topic.
This is scary.
it reminded me of the science projects my oldest brother Jeff and my Dad use to make .once my dad cut a bowling ball in have and that reprecented earth inside.it was cool
WARNING: In less than 15 years, most all these kids will be getting YOUR FEDERAL TAX DOLLARS as grad students and researchers at major universities to study these absurd topics further!
I especially enjoy the “Plants and Pop”. The fresh parlsey stuck into the potting soil is pure genius.
“Some Say Creation”……..Leads me to quote Bill Hicks……”Have you noticed how people who believe in Creationism look really unevolved? Big hairy hands, eyes too close together…….’I believe God made me in one day’……I think he rushed it”.
RIP Bill
me think you should calm down, Theresa.
This is why my daughter has been in private schools since day one. Call me a snob but i’d say the proof is in the pudding. Sleep tight tax payers…
This make me never want to have kids
Ah, Chris? Maybe that’s the point?
http://www.photobasement.com/41-hilarious-science-fair-experiments/#comment-75
I especially like “What’s my Dog’s favourite Color”
Doesn’t he know dogs only see in black and white? What a shitty science teacher he must have!
Comment by Chris — February 19, 2008
For me what makes it so tears-running-down-my-face funny isn’t necessarily that all the projects are “bad” or “stupid”, but just the innocence and realness of it all. Most people around that age (including myself when I was a kid) just naturally have horrible presentation skills. Horrible in a wonderful way. The memories of “typesetting” done by arranging sticky letters in an alternating lean to the left and right way.
I don’t know, I’m not articulating this well — basically, yes, I’m laughing at them, but in an empathic and sentimental way.
Also, it’s hard to gauge the quality of education based on a collection of pictures that were obviously hand-picked for humor value.
Wow, if you plug “gay” or “Muslim” in the place of “creationists” in all these comments, suddenly it’s hate speech.
Think, people. Either we all respect each other–ALL of us–or we create a fascist state by our very words.
Somehow I think “someone’s mom” isn’t really anyone’s mom, if “she” thinks that someone’s beliefs are grounds for thinking they shouldn’t have kids. Last time that was enforced was…in a fascist state.
Bullying doesn’t even belong on playgrounds.
Ha ha ha ha!!! I’m a science teacher and these “experiments” made me laugh out loud while taking attendance!! I wonder how many trials the geniuses behind the Crystal Meth project completed!!
i did an experiment like the last one except i called it plants on coke.
The last one is great… “It’s got electrolytes.”
somebody PLEASE give that kid with the sweater a nice, comfy sweatshirt! geeze…
I feel sick after viewing this
–>The kid on the left looks like he should have a wife and a couple of kids. And a tractor.
The best part about this guy is his project was about baking soda making pancakes to rise…I can guarantee no pancakes were spared or wasted at any time during this fun filled eating experiment!
obese and/or ugly kids everywhere, omg… twas funny though
Would I be able to understand the The Ideal Pancreas: Part II without having seen “The Ideal Pancreas: Part I?”
I wonder how many of these have parents using the fair to promote their agenda.
And why is anyone feeling sorry for the teachers… aren’t these a product of their instruction?
I feel sorry for the kids.
The amazing thing about most of the comments here is that everyone is an expert on education because most of us have spent a good portion of our youth in them.
For for everyone who has not spent time in a classroom as a teacher you have no clue. So get off your high horse about teachers and public education.
Every classroom is going to have its share of screwballs and lumps on a log. This just clearly picks from the oddest and silliest experiments as well as the goofiest looking kids.
I had a good laugh until I read your ignorant and unthoughtful comments below the pictures. There are a myriad of ways to approach science and it isn’t all using rockets by coal miner’s sons ala “October Sky”.
haha that made my day. i loved them all but i have to say the last one was just AWESOME! come on, who could think up a name as ingenius as plant and pop?
oh and i absolutely LOVE the guys sweater. i can so picture the guy going to his friends “my granny made it for me”
Two of the kids in this go to my school the help one and the extreme wood one. We’re in high school its a science school too. The extreme wood project was actually a good project. Also the help one was about car emissions.
- R.A.B.
also our teachers are very good and try their very best to get some information through our thick sculls.
-R.A.B.
“last year i made a science exp. were i had my rat try 2 get cheese from a maze, it turns out my rat hates cheese she want straight 4 the hole. :-)”
Were you at the science fair too or are you waiting for the spelling bee?
And whoever made the autism joke can go to Hell.
I’m a biologist, and I’ve judged middle school/high school science fairs.
What they’re doing here on the site is not really that different from what Jay Leno’s folks do for “man on the street” - intentionally edit to get the funniest/worst/most wrong response.
There are some bad projects - like someone said, some schools require it of all the students, so you get some really gung-ho kids who do a great project (which is not shown on this site) and then kids who just slap junk together at the last minute.
I suspect in a lot of cases, the projects aren’t so bad, it’s just that the titles are HORRIBLE. Kids are taught in school that you need to “grab” someone with the title, so the bad pun titles and the unintentional horrors like “Crystal Meth, Friend or Foe?” come up . Honestly, “real” scientists do not write journal article titles like that, why not teach kids to write real, serious titles on their projects? Titles that maybe give some clue as to what the experiment’s about?
And as for the ugly/obese comments: that’s precisely why I burned all my school pictures from 5th grade to 10th grade. Kids that age are just unfortunately in an awkward period and a lot of us were pretty ugly then. I’d hate for someone to get ahold of my 7th grade class photo; it looks NOTHING like I do now, thank goodness. (And besides: even if the kids are ugly in your opinion, it’s not like there’s a lot they can do about that. I don’t see any projects there on picking and choosing your genes so you look good…)
I love the way you can see their personalities showing through. Some are smart-acecks, some are geeks, some are comedians, some are players, etc.
Great post.
Love that brilliant sweater.
The photos brought a grin, and in some case the comments brought a grin. The golden aspect is the march 14 comment by cujo “you can see their personaliities showing through” and that is the what the science teacher sees. Perhaps better than the parent(s) can see.
Every school year that I endured, required a science project. I usually did mine on psychology and seismology. I really felt bad for those who couldn’t come up with a sensible topic considering up to the ninth grade, we did not learn a single thing about science. Thank you California Teachers’ Union!
that ‘power from the throne’ guy has talent i must say…..
and ‘wasted’ has pre-post-talent in oodles.
Actually, if you look carefully at the poster boards, you’ll see that many of the kids did multiple replications of their experiments, many did bacteriology (”Ewww, It’s all over us” and “Garlic the silent killer” for instance. The latter seems to be an experiment to show the antimicrobial properties of garlic) and at least showed some sense of scientific method. I can’t read what the creation poster concludes, so I’m not going to assume that she’s a creationist.
They are in elementary school. What kind of 3D graphics do you expect? They definitely need help with naming their projects, though.
And I desperately want to tell the Ideal Pancreas girl to “stop slouching!” Does this mean I’m turning into my mother?
Elsa…
Ordinary people believe only in the possible. Extraordinary people visualize not what is possible or probable, but rather what is impossible. And by visualizing the impossible, they begin to see it as possible….
I’m not sure I understand science fairs, for how old are these? The themes are just awful… no title says, even remotely, what’s the research about.
I’m sure there were plenty of GOOD projects, but those aren’t funny, so they’re not posted…
but this does make me a little nervous about public schools, i already know that 3 or 4 selfish prick parents can ruin a classroom environment for all the other children, and teachers get paid chickenfeed… We need some education reform here in the states, to get these schools funded for goodness sakes!
I used to LOVE the science fair, but those dickhead kids who had their parents build them superconducters in 5th grade always ruined it. I think my kids will have really sarcastic underhanded science projects.
…i’m thinking a project like “Do the students benefit when the superintendent at this elementary school is making over 3x the community average income? Hypothesis: No.”
I have to come up with a eye-catchig title for my science fair project.
Help meeee!
My topic: Does color of hair affect how much ststic electricity it can carry?
I actually did a Plants + Pop experiment for my grade school science fair. The soda-fed plants did grow better than straight water-fed plants. It’s not the best poster, but it’s a valid experiment.
“Music and Sex”…like those 2 would know?….
P.S. LOVE the sweater, set it as my background!!
That kid is going to throw away the sweater in a few months. But I’d tell him to keep it. If he wears that aged 20 he’ll be hailed a genius. It’s such a shame that kids don’t realise true awesomeness until they’re past that age.
“Photo shopped, but hilarious”
he goes to my school. xD
Wow those projects are suckish im young n i need a A+SCIENCE MATERIAL OKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!1
Everyone come see your tax dollars at work!
The geniuses of the future people.
oh jesus…I am the science fair sponsor at my school, and I have SEEN these projects at fairs. They really do exist, people!
Having JUST gone through the science fair process, I can tell you there’s a good chance that titles like “Music & Sex” most likely refer to something like music and GENDER. But “music & gender” is NOT a catchy title and kids ARE told to try to come up with a catchy title. The title should NOT have to give away the entire experiment. Yet, not all kids have been told they can use sub titles.
I feel sorry for a few of these kids that have obviously done all the work themselves without even having someone helping them by buying them some markers or crayons. One project has each typed part held on by duct tape.
I adore the “Wii” project. That’s the kind of project the kid probably REALLY got into. The “Who’s Your Daddy” title is adorable.
At our PUBLIC school, I think the kid/s with “Nail that Wood” would have been encouraged to change the title. Our kids are REQUIRED to do projects and they have to have their ideas approved by the teacher. The teachers don’t allow anyone to do the same project. WHY? They could have completely different results.
At our regional fair it seemed most of what I saw revolved around music, video games or caffeines affect on something - plant growth, heart rate, etc. The other thing I saw a lot of was product comparison “best carpet cleaner” “What’s the best band-aid” etc.
BUT, if the kids really DID the projects, then, maybe they will get something out of it.
Sorry… when I said “they could have completely different results”…. I meant that I think kids SHOULD be allowed to do the same/similar project to someone else…. as the results of each project could show some interesting and differing results.
Although NO ONE wants to see a million kids with styrofoam planets. Maybe the teachers could limit the number of projects are the same. The schools and the Junior Academy of Science really limit what the kids can do and how much time they are given to work on projects. I say they should be assigned at the end of the school year even if they’re not dur till December. Sure MOST kids wouldn’t start them till the school year starts, but this would give them the opportunity to do so if they wanted
I luved these experiments.oh darn
It was def fun to look at all the projects. I am glad that several ppl who posted do see that most of these kids worked hard and see the brilliance that some have. There are kids who are meant to be graphic artist, not scientists, some are meant to be comedians. There are many students who do amazing projects. This was meant to be funny so the funniest projects made it. **sigh**
Some of the people who posted are the ones who make me sad for our future. If you can’t see these light of these kids then what can you see?
At least it looks like some of these kids had fun with their science projects. At my elementary, ours where so dull/ standard. Boo.
“The kid on the left should have a wife, kids and a tractor” - I couldn’t stop laughing!!
“Drop it like it’s hot” - Your thumb is a mutant in of itself.
“Ask your mother” - move your hand I bet your junk is miniscule. And on the left, pluck your unibrow.
“Make a dotcom” and “Beware” - You’re scaring the children.
“This Project Stinks” - Looks like you’re in action.
“Plants and pop” - I could’ve sworn this said ‘Plants and Poop’.
check out the “Does Exercising Effect?” kid. He is wearing a sweatshirt that just says “Mecca” on it!!! That’s even lamer than John Belushi’s “College” sweatshirt. Hilarious.
cyristal meth!!!!!!!!!! rock on!!!!!!!
So many slack-jawed yokels… wow…. just… wow. Make me very glad that I live in NYC.
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I did one when i was in secondary V
similar as you guys, mine was on the black holes
Dogs CAN see colors…a couple are missing to which you should do this for your own project since you know it all. You will see you don’t know it all. If you get a pair of grey sunglasses that is how a dog SEES. So they DO see colors …
Hillarious!!!
Plants and pop looks stoned off his ass….
well we had to do science fair projects only if we were in merit and honors classes…. I rather enjoyed doing them! n.n though i definately didn’t see any that were quite like these, very hilarious!
uMm..WOW..hoW cORnEy iz tHis!!!
I think these kids decided that Crystal Meth is there friend.
holy shit i better get my ficus off that Mt. Dew diet ASAP. thank you, slovenly underachiever!
Stumbled upon this site. Love it. Hilarious.
What the hell is a moon baby?
Look at your old Jr. high yearbook. You were this ugly at this age too! The titles are priceless, and some of the science is pretty good too. Hypotheses, methods, observations etc. It’s not like the kids have degrees or anything. YOU think of an experiment that you can do that is essentially free to do!
Hey, I was in two science fairs as a kid, many, many years ago. My first exhibit was “Are Monsters Real? Nessie and Bigfoot.” The next was “What is Pyramid Power?”
Yeah, I was a regular Mr. Wizard.
Walked for forty minutes. Lord of the Eight Rings. Watts, amps and voltages I know electricity. On Cinco De Mayo I basked the entire day in my glory.
Every one of these is a better science project than the 17 girls who decided to get pregnant.
EXTREME WOOD!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!! IT FUCKING FLOATS!!!!!!!!!!!1
You wouldn’t know it but most of the German nuns would not good English teachers. You can forget about music. Biology was big, though!
V=IR
I have judged science fairs, and these are not to be laughed at, although that reaction may have been the purpose of a few of them. Also, a few are not to be sniffed at, for obvious reasons. And I wouldn’t turn my back on any of them, without I had a good mirror handy. And a long stick for poking.
Wow that creation science fair was written as a joke right?
My god, all you commenters are frickin’ retarded. You are all displaying less understanding of the scientific method than these youngsters, even the “creationist” girl. You formed a hypothesis, and accepted it as your conclusion. Way to go! For all you know (which is precisely zilch) the creationist project might have chosen a provocative title and been an experiment in genetics and a debunking of creationist ideas. Didja ever consider that, sparky?
Those were hilarious!! I think it is funny that someone would do a science fair project on muisic and sex. I think it is weird a school would allow that! it is funny though! I liked the comment on “not really an expierement.” It looked like he was advertising his favorite sports team. hehe….. funny! I like how that 1 kid said the wii “excersize.” seeing as the wii is totally an “excersize.” Just to let u know i’m being sarcastic!! Oh well it was funny! I like these projects they r different and interesting. Well at least some of them. They r strange too. No wonder they r called funny science fair projects!!!
Fairly normal fair. I remember in sixth grade a student did one “Does cheese make Mrs (math teacher) constipated?” We were forced to do science project every year starting in grade 4. If you were sneaky about and your teacher didn’t care you could get away with the same project 2 yrs in a row.
The pictures are hilarious, but the comments are even better.
I especially love the snobish private school people. Don’t worry, your kids will turn out crappy no matter what school they go to. And then everyone obsessed with the hotness of the kids, the dogs, of course the sweater. To which I reply with eww!!, why???, and yes, the sweater is amazing!!!!
Hah! Those are some really funny pics and captions.
Funny thing is, I don’t remember having to do Science Fair projects as a kid. Of course, it’s been a while since I was in school, but seems like kids can come up with some interesting and original ideas when left on their own.
I judge at a regional Science Fair every year. These submissions are universal, in that I have seen all of these presented by kids with different faces. I would not trade this experience for ANYTHING. I love these kids and what they present (and some of it is done tongue-in-cheek only because it is a requirement in their school; so we laugh at them as they laugh at us.) I repeat, I love them and their projects.
creationist chick would get a big-ass FAIL if she brought that to my science class.
if i had that sweater i would wear it everyday for the rest of my life.
the funniest thing on this whole page though is the comment that said “Dogs can, in fact, look up. And often do.” i didnt even read the last part until someone else commented on it
and often do
i laughed at that line for probably 10 min straight
simply Awesome………………………. GREAT
well thanx for giving me a laugh in my borin day of school WOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
(-: xXx
Who’s your daddy needs some extra credit.
okay. so, I’m 15 and so i think it’s okay to say larva girl is hott. (=
and the kids today aren’t all complete idiots. The majority of us actually can spell, and be creative.
I also want the sweater.. but not for myself. i want to put plant boy in it.
Honestly, some of you are taking this wayyy to seriously. lol
what the hell are juicy beans?!
Huh huh…he said “Extreme Wood”. Regardless of the merits of some of these projects, the process of inquiry isn’t very well served by the teacher shooting down a kid’s interests at the outset. Let them find out some answers…that’s where real learning takes place.
Not all of those kids are from America, I’m from New Zealand and was just scrolling down when I realised that the kid in that Laser Wars picture is actually the eldest son of my father’s ex gf. He’s a bit of an idiot, so I doubt that any of HIS OWN actual work was put into it, (his mummy did it for him.) : )
That picture of the kid with Do Video Games Affect You? should be a public service poster!
Being a high school teacher myself, I found the lack of imagination in this section rather annoying. While some of these experiments are indeed hilarious, others seem to have been fit in just to fill up the list (10 hilarious experiments might have seemed to be less shocking than 41 to the creator of this series). I will not judge those whose point I cannot get due to low-res images - as for the obviously unfitting pictures in a list of “hilarious science fair experiments” (not listing a picture here does not in every mean that it shouldn’t be included into the unfit-list):
The Creation-one seems perfectly legit to me. The girl stated a point, had two different perspectives and tried to find evidence to prove one of these (you cannot see which one, admittedly).
For the Crystal Meth one: You people could know that Crystal Meth was not developed as a drug with side-effects regarding your outward appearance. It was actually designed and used to keep German WW2 soldiers awake in battle. It’s legit to contrast advantages and disadvantages.
Electro Worms might be about draining energy from worms. Don’t see a problem there.
Does Exercising Effect is certainly bad English. But as far as I see it, the boy followed a decent question. Of course I don’t really know about the outcome (as much as you do) … but he gave it a try and backed whatever he wanted to show with analyses. Whether his findings bring humanity forward or not does not matter in that case.
The Extreme Wood boy … what exactly is the problem with him? Can you see whatever he wanted to show with that? I can think up at least a dozen things about wood that don’t come to ones mind when just looking at a fireplace.
Fat Man To Mars seems to be based on the assumption that powering a missile enough to leave earths gravity in a good moment and a carefully calculated course to reach Mars at a certain point in the future is sufficient. That’s theoretically correct, though a bit more complicated in practice due to differing gravitational influence. Where’s your problem with this one unless whoever did it comes to the conclusion that he/she is capable of actually getting this rocket-thingy to Mars?
Something Smells Fishy seems to be based on the question “why do fish smell like fish”. Haven’t you asked that yourself at some point of your growing-up?
Foot Fetish - who knows if this really is about foot fetish or we just witnessed the first brilliant marketing campaign of a future ad-designer? Actually - imagine you were at this particular science fair: you cannot tell me you would not have gone there the moment you saw it.
Global Warming is about a problem with particular reference to questions bothering humanity. Whatever conclusions these two found is actually what science is about in the first place. If you want to judge it, go and have a look at their findings, not this picture.
Music and Sex - WHERE the hell is any problem with this one? Although I believe that “Music and Gender” would be a better fitting title from what I can read on the board, it’s more or less a question regarded in cultural studies worldwide on a daily base.
Garlic: The Silent Killer seems to be a really interesting one. Haven’t you always wondered whether garlic was really that healthy as your mother always told you - after learning that spinach was merely more than green, eatable non-food?
Do Video Games Affect You is definitely a legit question.
What’s My Dog’s Favorite Color - well … he definitely followed a scientific research method to find that out. And he seemed to have started with an analysis of the spectrum of colors the dog can actually see (mind you, no black and white here). I believe that whatever conclusion he found, he can back it up with research result. Just for following the method and actually doing RESEARCH - also considering that he’s a 6th grader - this one deserves an A.
The Wii-Workout - no problem there, I guess.
I seriously believe that this list would get much longer if I could have a closer look at the projects. Don’t be so harsh. They are kids - imagine if they found this on the internet, accidently (as some claim to have)?! Especially considering your extreme, unfit rudeness just to get a decent laugh.
Better grow up.
Oh, and a PS for the obviously unavoidable “hot or not” folk: Who’s Your Daddy? seems to be part of a continuing process. Just from looking at the chart (or what I can decipher) I would doubt any scientific approach though.
these r funny
@ nunya bisnas
I don’;t believe crayola has that color (amazed)
thank you, tri-fold poster boards. you make science possible.
All of those projects sound like its easy and, some sound funny
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I have never seen nor heard of a science fair thing in britain :S.
This is funny though.
these r retarded ane funny at the same rime we need to do some of these now! yeah…. like that’ll happen. jk!
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yall are so stupid.
dogs only see in pinkkk.
duhh.
I thought it was pigs that can’t look up…or was it sheep…
every single one sucks!!!!!!! it is a sin to have sex and music
This waz funny i rated them kewl 2 nerd alot were nerds like u
THIS PIECE OF THING DOESNT WORK NOT EVEN FOR A BUG! SO YOU STUPID PEOPLE STAY DOES “EXPERIMENTS” TO YOUR SELF
BYE!
PS. MY DOG CAN EAT YOUR BUT IN JUST ONE SECOND!
EXPERIMENT THAT
thank for the laghf in the moring im at skool so thanks those were cool
Mad for TV Loving Dhishummmm
hey i luv the sex and music project that was the best so was the fat man goes to the moon
htese kids are nuts
well some of these projects are retarded!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I don’t see anything funny! It is the reality of what our schools are doing to our children: the quality of education they receive. I”d rather cry…
Many of you that made funny comments on this post will probably do as good of a job as those unfortunate kids!
tractor kid was hilarious. oh and btw some dogs see in color and some dont.
the projects are good and has given me a lot of ideas…
This was Hialrious! Even the comments..dogs seeing in color ROFLMAO! Let it gooo… Kid with the tractor, wife.. I was laughing so hard! Kid with the sweater LOL!
Teacher babe, you learned so much in 32 years that when you post you are calling parents AND administrators “stupid”..get a real degree! You shouldn’t be teaching!
And my take on it is as another posted..it’s the titles..but the last one ‘plants and pop’..just like the guy who sauid the night before he relizes he doesn’t hav anything to turn it…scribbles some words and viola’..Instant F!
You guys were GREAT! You made my day! (and it’s just begun!)
~MOMMY
rubish
ALL OF THESE ROCK
i loooovvvvvvvveeeee whos ur daddy~~~~~~~
I think that all the projects are awsome
These are funny. Ha, ha, ha. I like the every thing.
loser…….what ever
I am trying to find an experiment about roller coasters, robots, and/or dinosaurs.
i think this website is totally amazing its awesome i love it its my life i wanna marry this website if i wasnt married to my pet hamster named sally i tottaly would! nerds rule.
love teddy
drop it like its hott is too funnay love it lol
no comment…. *cough* get a life *cough*
omg! the Animal Magnetism guy is so cute! i would marry him if i werent married to my owner, teddy.he says im his favorite hamster ever. and im so nice, i never bite. he strokes my head and says good hamster. but yeahh the Animal Magnetism guy is atractivveeee!
love,
Sally the hamster and wife.
heyy coughing person,
you should go see a doctor for that cough!
ouchhhhieeess!
love,
sally.
some of these were rly funni…ha ha ha…i was hoping i could find an idea for my science project…didn’t help much but was funni. and “the guy on the left” does look like a bummy adult.
i know right, u should go to the drug store and buy a cough drop, u might really need it, Coughs can become veeery serious u know. next thing u know u cough up ur insides. lol-no offense just felt like saying
Fat Man to Mars? what was that! that title was very funny. Ps: it made my whole entire class laugh. congratulations on becoming the most funiest science project.
i failed bkause of u
FaT mAn To MaRs
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My science project my Junior year was called: “Why is that green?”
And we had to food color massive amounts of apple sauce.
wow
im not a teacher or nothing but a high school student but i know thhese progjects helped me out alot
What is the point of music and sex? I don’t get that and its kinda disturbing!!!
oh-emm-gee!
this ideas are super stupid!!
we just liked the one of do video games affect you & the one about feet tningy* =)
nice sweater(:
Every thing is very desent I love the projects
well i want to have a pic and i want to learn experiments cause i love science and thats all from jackie simmons
i want to learn experiments and i love science its fun to learn
Instead of complaining, whining, laughing, why aren’t you all serving as a mentor to these kids or kids like them? Great pictures and at least these kids came up with something … that is far more important than the ones who gave up before they even started because people were making fun of their ideas. Great job for out of the box thinking! In light of the humor, kids are taught to come up with a catchy title that will draw attention to their project, something memorable, and these certainly are. Kudos to the kids, experiment on!
I think these science fair projects were funny some of them not all oh peole say that crystal meth rocks well it dosent get a life people seresely oh snd ROCK ON PEOPLE ,SEX AND MUSIC IS AWSOME
these kids are weird!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
what the hell is all diss crap?????
Men, I know I didn`t make first prize experiments back in my days, but it´s sad to see how many kids make no effort to make even an experiment. “Drop it like it´s hot”, “Who´s your daddy”, “Make a dotcom”, I fail to see where´s the science.
it is cool how you do that but im better
HAHA! These r hilarious!
what in the world is the girls taking about with the sex and music
are they really allowed to do sex and music WOW
♥♥hahaha these are funny dang i wish i had a school were we choose 2 do it they make us. hows ya daddy is funny :)♥♥
Hey,
well those are some pretty wierd pics!!!
lol
the guy in the funny sweater needs to go onto wat not to wear,no effence.lol
and i like the moutain dew prodject.lol
might do something similar to that.
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some people are just stupid ,idiots.
science fairs are relly stupid and i have to do one so someone please HELP THIS SUCKS I HAVE NO IDEAS
That was kinda cool. I’m looking for a fun project to do for science fair.
that excersise one with the wii shows it all
“Plants and pop” - It’s got what plants crave, it’s got electrolytes!
wowwww…..ha ha music & sex nice 1 sykeee….!!!!!!
I don’t like science fairs and plus whats so funny about science fairs?
Everyone who said this is funny you have no lives!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ya noe dis aint funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cant ya put better funny science projects!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?
Wel dis is ma 1st and last time lokin at dis web.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
science fairs are so stupid who would want to do them
this web site is dumb. so are science fairs.
MMM… Jelly filled!!!
I think global warming is crap!
that was awesome. Hey wats all ur #’s JK
global warning is crap! i agree with you Audrina……
i failed because of moon babies
haha theze things are hilarious lmao. especially the last one “plants and pop.” i mean, look at the poster! lmao. but the thing iz, i have to do a science fair project too and itz due in a few dayz but i just barely started. wish i could make one like thoze ppl it would be hilarious but i have to be serious. lmao. [=
i am tryin to figure out how can you break tension in cant find the right web site
It is cool watch the video on top of me it is about maple story
LOL, the one on music and sex, i was like..okay, heehee! weird too…
anyways, and the boy that should have a tractor and kids!!
heehee, Nice projects! FUNNY.
thats alot of submissions my brain was starting to hurt from looking at every single last submission on herebut appearrently they must have been pretty good if there all on here keep up the good work
wat da hell is dis shit posted up on here all a yall is Js n yall need ta get up off ya asses n go someware n get a date
i think this stuff is so gay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WOW(”
the person tht did HELP..
the one that looks like he is blinking
damm he is hotttttt(:
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omg these are kool and all but i probably would be able to do it if they told us HOW!!
The guy dat is doin the drop like its hot is so freakin HAWT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! =]
i was jus kiddin bout wat i said earlier
nvm i wasnt
hey just to tell ya i was just kidin bout my otha coment lol
HE IS SOOOOOOO HAWT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMFG UR BLAZZIN HAWT!!!!!!!!!!!!1
this science is hilarious
wierd stuff lol
O MY GOD UR ALL STUPID AND NO ONE LIKES HALF OF THESE PROJECTS
except for EXTREME WOOD that one was awesome !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LEXY is a stupid b****
U ALL SUCK
lol hahahaha
These projects SUCK!!!!!!!
yall kids is special wat kind of project is whos your daddy i like it
you all are a loosers
what a sweater. where can i buy one?
this is so incredible…It´s so funny al of those projects…Plants and Pop…hahaha your project soo…hahahahha! so funny
lol these r funny
haha plants and pop! & what’s my dogs favorite color were probably my favorites.
It’s late and I do seem to have gone all pedantic. But, since you can’t see the details of them, y’all are basing your opinions of these kids on the titles of their projects….many of which are Hi-larious and downright clever and/or provocative.
When you’re doing a science fair (especially older kids), you need to do something to make your project stand out. Or you are being required to do the project by your parents or teachers. Either of which is a good excuse for a clever (or obnoxious) project title.
BTW, a Fat Man is a type of model rocket.
global warming - yeah right??? Creationism?? in a science fair? that is like selling hotdogs at a veggie convention or chocolates to diabetics.
there is no doubt about global warming. debating it has happened 5 years ago. creationism… i am not even going to start on those bunch of iiiiidiots!!
Bunch of hippies if you ask me!
i think these are more CREATIVE than hilarious
most looks interesting
you people are stupid ya that is right i went there
you people are soo stupid and i hate you i only liked one i am lonly because no one loves me sobs sobs
the one that said music and sex i hate it
haha
yall are freekin nerdy!
LOL !
i like Drop It Like Its Hot (Y)
Bom Bom project.
Nicee And
The Project “Help” the liteskin dude is sexed
Get AT Mehh
o mann best projects ever ..
dunn knoo me and my gyaly den had a goood luaghh
Laa.Shortiie ft Piinkiiie (Y)
lol this thing is kinda weired xD
haha. i liked the one that said “The kid on the left looks like he should have a wife and a couple of kids. And a tractor.”
that just totully made my day! xD
cool stuff
one question..
SCIENCE SUCKS, why does it have to be so hard?!
This is absolutely funny, and anyone that doesn’t agree can go to hell!
lol the third picture cracks me up… he has a mustache haha
and the tractor thing was pretty freakin hilarious.
ps lucifer, if i didnt agree, does that mean id see u in hell too? just wondering. cus thats were satan lives.
Well some of the projects were odd though the people realy scared ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I was like in 5th grade and I HAD A WIERD SCIENCE FAIR PROJECT IN OUR SCHOOL I COULD NOT STOP LAUGHING OUT LOUD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
UMMMM the funniest one up there was sex and music
hahaha
I think these science fair projects rock and whoever doesn’t think that they rock then you guys suck! plain and simple!
i love the sweater kid,
and the tractor kid made me laugh!
Their facial expressions are hilarious!
Why is everyone so ugly in this. Its like they all hit every branch on the ugly tree
I love the sweater! my grammy bought me one 4 christmas! My favorite on was Music and sex
haha,
I thaught the “Tractor boy” looked hillarious…
Doesn’t look like “Pop and plants” had too much effort put into it !
Lmao
Hahaha…that made me LMAO!
Especially the Hornets one, i mean u wud u dress like a jerk when ur only gone be talking abt Horents…duh?!?!
Seems like “POP & PLANTS” took a whole year to finish it =)
ANIMAL MAGNATISM???!!!??? ROFL cause i know that kid - hes two grades above me! XD (3rd slide down)
ALSO i agree with whatss upppppp!
Why do they think that one is photoshopped? Unless they don’t allow empty booze bottles in school.
Plants and Pop. We all know he did that the night before. LOL OMG this is so crazy. I just wish we could see more details about some of the projects.
This are too funny! My son is now working on his PhD in Microbiology, but we, too started this way. Let me see, there was the year of the bird seed experiment which destroyed the backyard because when the experiment was long done, the seeds - thistle, linseed, millet, etc. - still remained. At least we had lots of birds! But the most infamous one involved measuring oil viscosity at different temperatures. But, no, ordinary, store oil wouldn’t do - we had to use various oils straight from the field. It’s a miracle that the house didn’t burn down & we didn’t all asphyxiate!
Your display of “41 Hilarious Science Fair Experiments” is a disgrace. Yes, many science fair exhibits are childish — they are produced by children. Although it’s not unreasonable to use childish work as a source of humor, the anonymity of the children should be maintained. When you identify the children by name or by picture, you invade their privacy, and the supposedly witty comments become a form of cyberbullying.
hi i like this project
hahahahahahahah all are stupid
The Ideal Pancreas, Part 2….
Did anyone get photos of part 1?
Agreeing with Lou Goldstein - This posting of children is cruel. I can’t wait for all the commentators on this to grow up, have children, see their kids’ science project ideas on display. A new perspective you will gain.
As for dogs’ inability to look up… gee, have you ever taken your dogs outside… ever? Have your dogs ever treed a cat, squirrel, raccoon… anything? The dogs are looking up and at their conquests. I really wonder about people sometimes.
Jesus needs to come back and save the educational system and yes video games effect you.
WOW..you guys really ARE ridiculous (the people leaving the comments)..i mean..seriously..i come on here looking for a science fair project idea, and all I find is a bunch of adults making fun of these students who TRIED to do one..who cares if his sweater is ridiculous? what matters is his brain..who cares if his display isn’t very appealing? what matters is the CONTENT..and YES this is the “next generation”, and apparently, it looks like it’s WAY better than the current one..you have a 15 year old girl coming on here and telling you how ridiculous you all sound? “oh the guy on the left has kids, a wife and a tractor” -shakes head- YOU’RE retarded, not the kids..get a life people…GROW UP!
I THINK THAT THE ONE WITH THE SODA AND THE PLANTS I DID THAT ONCE IN 5TH GRADE IT WAS AWESOME AND SO WAS YOURS
nice one about the dog i did it really great and true dogs don`t see in black an white only really dark so they see our collors
It’s cruel of you people to ridicule these kids and their science projects. I doubt many of you could equal their efforts. And I notice that most of the comments aren’t even about their projects, but more about their physical appearance.
Disgusting.
I’ll see all of you in hell.
As adults, I would expect us to be beyond the stage in life where we call others “nerdy” or as one poster suggested “hit every branch on the ugly tree”. As a parent, I am appalled that other “adults” would label children in this manner. These are hilarious, and that is probably what the children intended. They are trying to grab your attention. They are expressing their creativity. As for content, we can’t see that. The actual data might be surprisingly informative. It’s just a bunch of kids making science fun. As for the projects that are obviously lacking or questionable, they’re kids. We all did stupid things as a child. However, most of us grew up to be successful adults.
Sweater guy-U rule!!
this is retarded and stupid
Hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahaha
thats so funny me and my best friends BERRY MEE no lie hahahah but this is very mean and sshould not be on the web goodbye
I see yo mom in hell
well the creation is much more easy and possible to comprehend (and who the crap would know that an explosion came out of NOTHINGNESS?) THAN THE stupid big bang theory. there is, first, no proof to back the big bang, and remains a scrawny, stupid theory. there IS evidence to back the creation, which is the Bible, so stop saying creationists are stupid idiots who talk to the sky, b@#$h
oh by the by, nice global warming dot dot dot yeah right! it’s a great project. hahaha now it’s climate change. those guys are gonna do great for our future.
what the hell
these arent even science fair projects!!!!
that wii work out was jenuse total respect
todos los gordos se ven muy chistosos
y se crean muy chingones los gueyes
de se guro los violaron
sex and drugs: always a good combo.
LOL! These are Great!
this one guy had red in his eyes!!!lolz
dogs ARE colorblind genius why dont you learn about that
these projects are giving me great ideas for my project thanx
how often does the perfect sweetner kid get jumped? Stupid sweater
this is hot
Some of these projects, should be getting a “F”. Like the two boys, who’s experiment was called, “HELP” They needed help alright.
ArE tHaRe aNy hOT sCIeNce pOepS oUt thArE nO…I dIdn’T thInK sOO jOst ciTiNG eVeR OnE iS sCIeNce hOt!! twilight fan out.
like the projects
all you guys need a life
that’s great of this website , interesting projects…………..
this is the funniest shit i’ve seen for a while, fat man to the moon is the best!
Future world leaders on display here.
I am using one of your ideas.
ass wholes
These are hilarious. For the parents bitching, get over it. If my kid was on here I’d still laugh my ass off. Creationalists, you’re retarded. The bible is not reliable material. Idiot bitching about the ‘dogs can’t look up’ comment; you’re retarded also. The guy was quoting a movie (Sean of the Dead- go watch it). This is humorous. Take the sticks out of your asses and lighten up. These kids don’t give a shit. And if they did, they should grow a thicker skin. Trust me. I’ve seen way worse done to children than have them giggled at anonymously.
hehehe it says speak you’re mind hehehehe
well yeah it is a good combo to tell people how HORRIBLE it can be
Edward, the atmosphere is NOT .038% carbon dioxide. It is 380/1,000,000 parts co2, (.0038%), most of which is natural. (Around 10% is man-made, 38parts per million).
Really.
JUICY BEANS!! Haha the look on his face is priceless.
HAWTT.
i really likee the fatt kid. hess cutee.
JK
“Man, a lot of the girls have horrible posture. The one in ‘The Ideal Pancreas’ looks like she’s got at least 50 lbs on her back, and maybe a rope pulling her shoulders forward.”
Try being a junior high chick for 5 seconds - the bra strap snapping, the being felt up by disgusting teachers - and you’d have crappy posture too. That age sucked!
Lol, the one on plants and pop looked SO FREAKING DARN HILARIOUS!!! I mean, look at the guy! He’s like staring at the camera like he doesn’t give a f*** about what the teacher will say lol. It looks like his experiment was done in a week….
lol this is funy
these kids are retardddddssss they should have chose other kids to put in the pics cause these kids are not attractive i think the wasted one is hilarious but the girls that match there bored are really tacky the are so desperate to get a good grade and i think the kid with the sweater had his grandma knit that for him it matches his zits and i think when the kid with the gun found out he was going to be on the internet he was trying to get the star wars guys attention
OMG I TOTALLY DID THE ELECTROWORM THING!
I actually got 3rd place too
I don’t want to piss on everyones parade of having a laugh at the expense of these kids, but most in of the photos I didn’t see anything to be condescending about.
The only things you can really see in the photos are the titles of the posters and the kids presenting them. The titles are dumb, for sure, but they are probably done like that to make them catchy. The kids look pretty ridiculous themselves, but guess what-they’re nerds!
I’ll bet that pretty much any kid who volunteered to do a sciene project at high school wasn’t exactly the best presented or coolest looking. I’d have to read the actual content before making a decision….
my god is that it ! it is so ugly !!!
make better and find better
hahaha this is (not) funny
thIS STINKZ
hehehhehehehehhe
umm awol dogs dont see in color u dumb sack of shit
dude! Aren’t you supposed to blur out their names?
cool
ooooooo lil willy over at drop it like its hot
bel air prep nigga
this all rocks
umm they r okay, but me and my friend laughed at the guy with sweater!!!!! some of these guys r nerdz!!!!! no offense
whats the deal with that kids sweater, is he color blind?
very funny. (NOT)
eveybodies ugly
There all gay!! get use to it
haha good one drop it like its hot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
really funny……!!!
drop it like its hot….big ups really original!!
ha! very cool =]
i loved the drop it like its hot one it was good no lie but my biggest pet pive is if u can’t see it don’e put it on there. on scale from one to ten i give it a 9.6
who dog you stink
todos son gays
these projects r cool but it does not say how to do any of them : (
wow thats weird but cool
and i dosent say how to do them
i think those whit girls need to pratice standing thay look like an ogar bending over like that lol….
hell arious thats the thing right there that is soooo funny lmao….. i cracked my self off my seat furreal
I once had a project and there was kids fighting and i mean like bam bam and one threw a packet of ketchup when i was doing my project aand on the back of my judges head SPLAT that was the funniest thing I seen in a long time.
i loved the goth girls look its so cool in the crystal meth friend or foe.
you guys Suck!!!
i love juicy beans
TO MANY COMMENTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mmm yeah people like this shouldnt be on a web page like this really how stupid can u people be to do sh** like this on the web
THAT KID LOOKS WASTED!
Blogs are so informative where we get lots of information on any topic. Nice job keep it up!!
MANOWAR KIL!!!
i think the sex and muisc was a little inopporet not funny.:(
OHEMGEE!!! ya’ll totalyy liike made my day:) .ily<3
so funny drop it like itz hot
man this people are so nerds and plus there white
Que Es Eso?!
just cause mexican does not mean that i am racist
The dog color preference is brilliant.
On the left, he is clearly showing that dogs are red/green color blind with the visible wavelengths comparisons (dog is top).
Yet, he still has red AND green as choices.
That is the power of learning. I blame the internet.
Um, About the dogs looking up thingy:
dogs look up to man.
Cats
Look DOWN to man.
and dogs.
and every other animal
hey i thought those projects were soooo funny but 9i need to get one less funny for school because the school i go to is super strict and i HATE it!!!!
WHAT KIND OF THESE PROJECTS ARE THESE. MUSIC AND SEX I MEAN COME ON!!!!!
but needs way more work but good job anyway!!!
omg!!!!!!!!!!! ppl
science fairs are alright atleast 4 know cuz my science fair is due tomarrow and i havent even started;(
I HATE SCHOOL BUT IM GOING TO HAVE A VERY LARGE XMAS BREAK NEXT WEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol
i hate science fair projects!!>.ugh!..they get me mad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
im having my first science fair this year
Our strict science teacher has to confirm our science projects, and if she saw one of these, she’ll take whatever is on her desk and stab me with it lol I HATE SCIENCE FAIR!!!
well ummh dat best 1 i like so far was musikk n sex babii
lol this was funny lol i could lol all day hahaha lol hehe lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol se told ya lol lol …lol jk lol
THIS IS STUPID
I loved JROP IT LIKE ITS HOT and the guys on HELP were cute!!!!!!!
hahahahaha……most of theses pplz r nerds!!!!!
they probably broke d camera…
hum the guy in the potbelly is beyond sexy. he could call me whenever he likes my number (951)445-5935. ill be ready whenever he likes ill be ready
yo yo yo!!
chillen stuff>=[
i am valeria from horizon high school, im a frenchman, i enjoy it very mush.
ay am really intersted in youre science progects, look for mi. i hav blond highlightz. im sooo papular. peace out hommies!! west side for sure!!$$$$
Hey,
THX for giving me laughter.
Ha Ha. I agree with the wife, kids, and a tractor:).
LOL
wow thos are so cool
Thanks for giving me an idea on how to do my science fair project.Yal did a good job on doing those science fair projects.They was very good,and yal was very creative while doing the science fair projects.
i am doing min on comparing your vocals .i go to BLACKMON ROAD
The guy at the last project looks like he is gonna faint +tipsy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! eggnog! Dont you live icecream ZParker arnt i sooooooooooooooooooo smart!!!!?
this is just plai stupid no offence it is not even funny -_-
I wish I thought of something like that… this is my last year of 3 doing a science fair project as a course requirement (2 times I was in the most advanced class, the middle one they made everybody but the level 1’s do it) and all of the stuff I’ve done was not only boring to begin with, but of course I got totally sick of it after 3 1/2 months. That looks like it’d never get old.
Except for the teacher.
help was cool
wtf is this i mean music and sex
DROP IT LIK ITZ HOT CUTEIZME95 MY AIM
Fat Man to Mars??? What the balls. This is the mast hilarious thing I’ve ever seen. Thanks a lot—-you should try to find more!!!!!
did you know you stank and you dont know how to do aprodject
I’m a science teacher at a small rural school & the state’s science fair is a JOKE.
Now that our regional fair’s in the tank, I wanted to quit science fair projects all together & go with Science Olympiad.
We’ll see if my school will let me. But in my professional opinion, science fair is only for that once in a blue moon kid who really wants to do one.
The rest of the kids would learn better by doing something else.
And hint: the big winners at Internationals are the Governor’s school projects.
In our rural setting, kids can rarely compete with that level of access.
Plus the rules & paperwork are a complete joke.
I love you Justin Bieber!
i was looking for a science fair idea so i saw “will that make a stain” so lets hope it works
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha lmao nerds!
wwwwwwwwwwww
MOON BABIES
HI we are aliens
MOON BABIES
Justin Biber Is a Fag
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All of these are lmao
fat man to the moon is cool i like it is big.
i s.a. it is a girl i like at school she is hot
wowowowowowwoow
wow this is great
everybody was in favor of the ones with some scientific potential but i must disagree and point out that the african-american child conducting his experiment on moon babies caused me to shit myself laughing
Ok,first of all these were amazing.Second what is up with the sweater dude.
hahaha,these r some really good science experements.
Fat mans to mars looks like a great science fair project wicth is wat i am doing mii science fair project on and i goes to gcms(gulfport central middle school) teeeeee- heeeee i stol3 your project
cheese is for people who like cheese!
it said speak ur mind i did just dat
Don’t know whether to laugh or to cry!
love the ideas
Well, we really like the science fair project called “The Right Wipe”. 1 of the reasons we like it is cause of the shirts they r sooooo awesome! were gunna do tht someday hehe lol :::::::)))))))))) hello evry1 and PEACE OUT!!!!!!!
they r very bad
PANTS ON THE GROUND PANTS ON THE GROUND
LOOKIN LIKE A FOOL WITH YOUR PANTS ON THE GROUND
justin bieber is AWESOME!!! and all those kids look like nerds!!
i eat wieners
i like my life and i lke the experiment fat man to mars
I LOVE THE EEEWWW ITS ALL OVER US!!!!!!
I THINK IM GOING TO DO THE SODA ONE
it wuz so funny cuz they did stupid stuff as a project.
yall crazy and black iz 2 but im black n white so i aint carin.
them blacks iz crazy out there in this world but i luv em’ any way.
paece!
I think that they are all so stupid especcially MUSIC AND SEX
NERDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WOW NERDS I THINK THAT MINE WHEN I DID IT WAZ WAY BETTER AND I DID NOT EVEN WANT TO DO IT SO IDK BUT OHH WELL………PLH LOVE THE WORLD AND STOP POULTION AND ALWAYS REMEMBER BE HAPPY AND RECYCLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! =D =p =z =O =o =x =r =I =) =V Just Be HAPPY AND LOVE THE WORLD AND YER FRIENDS AND FAMILY AND JUST YA KNOW IDK I AM BORED!!!
I love this website it made me think of a hilarious science fair idea this is ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssooooooooooooooooooooo
awsome but i want more hilarious science fair projects
ittttttttttttttttttts so funny know i can get an idea for my title of my sciece project
I like tractor boy
oooo my gosh i never knew science could be funny i need to show my son
he said he loves it am i right julien
So many akward projects!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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nice people nice work
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Crystal meth:Friend or foe, I dont know why dont u ask the girls? xDDDD
who would want to do a scine fair project on music and sex?!?!?
LOOK WTF? YOU NEED TO SHUT UP AND LEARN HOW TO SPELL SCIENCE K!
girls r bald
i like the one that says who’s your daddy
hihiihihihhihihiihihih hahahahahahahahahahahhahahh ahhahah aha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
funny
funnnny!!!!!!!!!!!
wife kids and tractor…HAHAHA..HILARIOUS
P.S. make up your mind LEXI
why does it seem like most of the kids on here are fat, have acne, or bad posture?
what happened to acne cream and washing your face??? ?_?
isn’t dog can’t see objects color only whit and black?
heyyyyyy i like the one with Fat Man To Mars so funny.(LOL)
That is the weirdest collection of projects I have ever seen!
I saw a picture of my Bio-chem teacher….
who ever thinks dogs cant see colors is a dumdass
what?? scince fair is boring but its fun to win awards. theres nothing wrong with being smart!!!!! sux for whoever think being A NERD IS BAD u lozer
OMG! THIS IS HILARIOUS! DROP IT LIKE ITS HOT! REALLY?! MUSIC AND SEX! WHAT IN THE WORLD!
PANTS ON THE GROUND, PANTS ON THE GROUND, LOOKIN LIKE A FOOL WITH YOUR PANTS ON THE GROUND. HAT TURNED SIDE WAYS, GOLD IN YA MOUTH, LOOKIN LIKE A FOOL WITH YOUR PANTS ON TE GROUND
this was really interesting but was not FUNNY!!!!
The 1 were it talks about music and S-E-X! What the heck is that? For a kid to b doin thats weird! I mean come’ n really guys really?
i think they had some funny ideas.. lol lol lmao lmfao!!!
Tese projects r sooooo cool but not so funny. Oh and like Rachel it is wierd that a kid would be doing something like music S-E-X!
P.S.but all the projects gave me some really really gooood ideas for next year.
LMAO 2 of those images are of people from my school! Extreme Fire and Help!
hello my name is toni
These project were just too cute! I remember all the years my kids had to do them. Too bad they didn’t think of “Garlic. The Silent Killer!” Hillarious!
So many of the comments are sad, though. Cheap snapshots don’t make anyone look their best. Of course these poor kids look rather ugly.
Kudos to the girl who had the courage to tackle the creation/evolution question. By the way, it is impossible to actually see the content of her project. The lighting and the distance of the camera render all the posted material on her board un readable. All you can see is “Some say creation.” Chances are she counters it with “We say not.” Yet the commentators on this site only want to trash her as stupid and unworthy of any good word. HEY! Even if she is questioning the status quo, science is all about questioning. That is how we learn. Sometimes when we examine the facts with a true open mind we find something we would never expect. And I say this in regard to BOTH sides of the question.
thx 4 share that ..
i yhink no one shuld make fun of any1 cuz wat their project is based on is their interest and or wat they think. maybe they were curious…ao they want 2 find out.
and i have 3 dogs, 6 turtles, 40 goldfish, 8 platy fish, 5 hermmit crabs and 2 cats so some try 2 beat that!!!! which only a zoo can or a jungle….!
the sexy part shouldn’t be on the science fair board
Faggetishy(: losers are fart machine is better tahahahahah lol but whole
can you please helpme with my sience project about rock candy
just kidding i was suppose to send it to my brother
hi klee
i liked some of them but the rest r gay
i think that is really neat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
too many comments!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wtf is with all the comments?
nice..the coolest!!!experiments huh??
hehehe just fun..