“And The Moral of this Story is…..
January 14, 2009

later on in life…. ” hey hows it going, i’m Bridget Long and you are?
Hey Bridget, My name is Mario Visnjic.. Nice to meet you”
Oh, your that guy whose ball shrunk and got stuck in a lounge chair, right? “







oh crap. EPIC, EPIC, EPIC embarrassment
Aw Shit!! O_o!
Unfortunately, the facts as stated in this case don’t add up to a whole that holds water.
The allegedly shrunken testicles would by nature have to be in a contracted state, not a flaccid state, and thus would not be physically capable of “slipping through the slats”. Therefore, this story must logically be considered as another example of an Internet load of cr*p to get people talking.