Archives
November 2009
- Sexy: Misc Girls
- Eveen Robots Use Protection
- Desert or Death Trap?
- Sexy: Girls
- What’s the ‘T’ Stand for?
- Local Guns and Vacuum Store
- Have you tried Changing Locations?
- Casually Cleaning Windows
- The Stare Down
- Classic: One of the Best Prank Phone Calls Ever
- Cheapy Lighter Laser Burner!
- Sexy: Britney Spears
- These are not the Police we are looking for, “Move Along, Move Along!”
- Louis CK: “Why?”
- Douche: The Now Common Nickname
- The Asian Surprise: Opposite the Happy Ending
- Unique Motivational
- Wife Saying ‘Do Whatever You Want’ - WRONG!
- IM Joke
- Parents Going Too Far For Their Kids
- For a Second I thought this was Miley Cyrus
- Classic: BJ Gone Bad
- A Little Vehicle Motivational
- Someone’s having a really good dream
- How Americans View The World
- Hot Dogs and Fresh Lemonade
- Chris Brown is On Tonight
- The Phase of Changing an Ordinary Wall Into Art
- Science Experiment
- Let’s Get You Motivated
- Report Card
- Some of the Cutest Animal Photos Ever Taken
- That’s One Big Snail
- Jack Nicholson Quote
- Save the Planet from Overpopulation
- Today’s Motivation
- Do you see People or Dolphins
- Something Wrong With These Pics
- Thanks for Pointing That Out
- Our Two Choices
- Never Again
- Updated Eye Chart
- Marines Need Porn
- SFW Porn
- Facebook Battle over Boyfriends
- This Qualifies as Psychic?
- Rapture Bumper Sticker
- Louis CK on Spoiled Generation
- 5 MILF’s Live On This Hill
- Do Not Insert In Penis
- Sex On A Ride
- Motivational Posters
- Random Articles
- Barely Fit In There
- ‘Saw’ Parody - Using a Frat Boy
- Kids, they’re just like us
- Sexy Bikini
- Die While Laughing, Not a Bad Way
- They all lead to the same cliff
- Either a Great Beach or Good Viagra
- I suspect someone will be a parent soon
- Sexy: Sandra Bullock
- Need a little room in your relationship
- We Will Never Forget
- Barbara Bush Quote
- You Do! Regardless of what other people tell you
- I wouldn’t want to be run over by these
- Time Travel
- Sexy Lady Gaga
- ‘Fuck You’ Letter from Arnold
- I’m Burning!
- Protesters
- There are some weird people out there
- That is so Attactive
- ‘We hold these babies to be true and self evident…
- Family Photo: Gotta be Myself
- WWJD? Ditch Us?
- Goatse: Where were you on that fateful day?
- Sex For the Lonely
- Sexy: Victoria Secret’s Model- Candice Swanepoel
- How to Pose
- Ever get the feeling you’re being watched?
- Need a Fix of Facebook?
- Nice Bag
- Yes, Most of You Do Suck!
- I See You Looking At Me
- Sexy: Anne Hathaway
- Not even close
- Vet Training
- Nazi computer
- Cell Phone Sign
- You might wanna have that looked at
- A Great Quote
- SEXY: Reese Witherspoon
- The Fast Food Mafia Food Chain
- Hulahoop in Diapers. Yeah!
- A Time Traveler Tells of the Future
- One Drink a Day
- Pollutions Way of Thanking Us…
- Sexy: After the Party
- Wookies think the Princess is Hot Too
- Study: Twitter is Useless
- Money Art
- Sale: All Constitutions Must Go
- Sexy: Eliza Dushku
- Thanks for pointing that out for us
- PSA: The more you know
- Is this dog cool or what?
- Police: Playing Solitaire & Serving
- Is Heaven only for the Ignorant?
- Sexy: Leelee Sobieski
- Isn’t this for rolling Silverware- now they’re hats
- WTF Douchebag!!!
- This looks Photoshopped
- Iphone Stolen
- They must be a big fan!
October 2009
- Trick or Treat
- Give Thanks to Porn
- Craigs List Posting: Tornado Sex
- Shit Creek Paddle Store
- Are you Dreamless?
- Want to have an Affair
- The Possibilities
- Anti Terror Sign
- Landing on the Moon: Uncensored Version: NSFW!!!
- Most People Are
- The Holy Weight Lose Program
- My best MoFo
- Papacy Approved
- Old Advertisment: Email
- Classic: Coolness
- The Making of You Video - With Special Guest
- The Easiest Way to Get FIRED!!!
- Lindsay Lohan
- Just Divorced!
- Your 8 Years are Up
- 40k Year Old Baby Mammoth
- Jesus Saves…
- Poor Advertisement Placement
- Can you Spot the Douchebags n this Photo?
- Did L.A. Move?
- Old Advertising: Beer
- Fan wants to be T-Boned
- Cab Company Hiring
- Turn Your Car Alarm Off
- Hotel Among the Trees
- Moving Optimus Prime
- Yum…a Baby Ruth… Happy Halloween
- Queen Ignores Asian Kid
- Southern Style Celebration
- WTF Cat, Says….
- Relaxed Security
- Welcome to Alaska
- Obama’s Out of Touch with Miserable Americans
- Ticket for not Speaking English - Dallas Texas
- Nice Tattoo!!!
- Crabby Dicks
- What, no Tip?
- Are we going forward or backwards?
- Great Plague
- Once he finished with the Zebra, he comes for you
- Bye Mr. Zebra
- Back away from the monitor slowly
- Fox: News or a Political Machine?
- Send this to 10 friends: If you care
- Now you’re playing with power
- Why are you guys wearing dresses?
- Craigslist Ad: Come and get your Blocks
- This is the Same Guy
- Ebay: I’m Not Gonna Pay You
- ‘Luke, get out of there.’
- Sexy Motivational Gallery
- Halloweens just around the corner
- A couple of Winners
- We’re Closed, so Fuck Off
- Lil Pimp
- Redrum
- Bug Eyes: It’s contagious
- Fuck the Planet Earth- Not Literally
- More Motivation/Demotivation to start your Day Off
- Sexy: Megan Fox
- Please return to your seat
- Sarah Palin Bikini
- Pulled a Tranny this Weekend
- Doing it Doggy Style
- Wendy’s: Jump Start Your Career
- PSA for Pedophiles
- Forcasting Weather
- Get a Room
- Poor Horse, Gotta Hurt
- Puppy: If they could only stay this way
- Fact Checking: Always a good idea
- Rice Dick: What is this?
- Zena: The Kitchen Warrior
- Jessica Alba
- Photoshopped
- Yacht covered by sand
- UnMotivated Dog
- Hitler Parodies: To celebrate my last day in Germany
- Wolverine Comic
- Resembalance???
- The Man in the Field- Updated
- Picking on the Ref
- Scarlett Johansson
- Fire Wheels
- Pull your fucking pants up continued
- The Time Traveler
- When you take drugs over time
- Cute Kitty
- These Monkeys are Smart
- Do Not Insert in Ass
- Can You Hear Me Now?
- Road Signs: Funny
- Beer: You’re doing it right
- A Kid Dies
- Electric Crib
- Stick a Yellow Ribbon on your SUV
- How to know when to get divorced
- Bread for Children
- Hot Girls wearing Jerseys
- That dance pole is not for you
- Halloween Costume
- PSA for our Children
- The difference between a regular and a strip club restroom
- A Lot of Love
- Don’t Speak English
- Brave Birds
- Male Stripper
- His and Her Parking
- No, Probably not
- Hardwood
- Tape on a Plane
- Man Arrested for Having Sex with Horse
- You are authorized 3 fifteen minute breaks a year
- Looks like someone caught the Red Eye Flight
- PSA Announcement
- Wiggers!
- There’s that gene pool at work again
- Wedding Dress
- Sounds more like a scare tactic
- Ouch! No Comment Needed!
- Pancakes: Those do look good
- Star Wars: Not for Fatties
- Shit Heads
- Breaking Up!
- Fun With Logos
- Knowing
- Yes! Put down your phone and drive
- Guess What?
- What better way to stop traffic than to show them your new trick
- A place that lives up to its name
- A friendly note from your local bike thief
- Leadership
- Whoa! Dude look like a Lady
- Yes you can!
- Is It Sunday Yet?
- I’m Guessing NOT!
- Douchebag
- Break Time
- Is this a Man or Woman?
- And the Winner is……
- You have to stroke the whole shaft - Ass
- Should be Illegal
- Camel Toe Contest
- Halloween is Almost Here
- You Gonna Share That?
- Oh Yeah, You Free Loader
- Now we have to do this the hard way
- Cheerleaders: They like to explore too
- Star Wars
- Fuck: Hello there!
- Self Inflicted: Used and Abused
- Third World Pimp
- Deep Throat Contest: You’re all winners in my book
- Swine Flu Chart
- Grill Models Now?
- Not anymore Fucker
- Made from Cocaine
- Notes: Aren’t they fun
- Halloween is Coming
- Hello Kitty!
- Do you have Self Esteem Issues?
- Your Ignorance is why your Patriotism is hanging on a Shed
- You know you love this shit Grandma
- No Clue what this is, but it works for us.
- Facebook: More Employers are checking your shit. Beware!!!
- Everybody Complains about working in a shit hole
- Tasty Turds…Um!
- Bartender
- Cold Hearted with a Sense of Humor
- Greatest School Answering Machine Message Ever
- The Onion: New Anti-Smoking Ads Warn Teens ‘It’s Gay To Smoke’
- “Pull Your Fucking Pants Up” Explained
- Cactus: Yes, I have been this pissed before. Cactus Beware!!!
- Engrish - New Words for an Old Language
- Low Tech Phone
- First Face Transplant
- Whoa Now!
- Police Photo
- This Clown Tastes Funny
- Teminator: He has something to share with you
- The New Lounge is Great
- Kanye West: Will Never Go away
- How Terminator Should End
- Superman Toy
- Poor Truck
- Real Girls
- Fasionable???
- Don’t Tease Us - Pull the Trigger
- Even More Girls of the Military
- Pull your Fucking Pants up - Idiot
- For the last time, get out of here
- Beer Brains
- Squirrel Launched By Airbag
- Stop Picking on the Ref
- Miley Cyrus
- Miley Cyrus
- Francium
- What a Nice Hat she has on
- Pigs: What a bunch of free loaders
- Police: In some countries they do quality control
- Claire and John Must Feel Like Assholes
- Motivational
- Just another Promise
- At Least She’s Honest
September 2009
- Probably not the best place to put a train stop
- Little Johnny
- Photo Bomber
- Note to Driver: ‘This is my Spot Dogg.’
- Sexy: Is it Cold in Here
- Pool Party
- Pirating
- Beer Goggles ‘On’
- If you insist, I’ll inspect them
- Young Picaso
- Kanye Flood
- Mayor Outlaws Police Chases
- Next Time Mom says ‘Get in the Car.’ I bet he listens.
- Wedding
- More SFW Porn - Photoshopped
- AK 47 Magazine Road
- Whoa Now!!!
- WARNING: Police & Thieves In Area
- Car Security
- Another Example to Prove Water is Good For You
- Sounds Like the Teachers I Know
- Austria: They Know How To Advertise
- Halloween
- Yes, these are for you
- More Like ‘Go to Church, the Devil is Waiting There’
- Stuck it in the Wrong Hole - The Song
- It’s Either Huge or Tiny, you decide
- So Easy a Caveman Can Do It
- It’s Not an Island
- Just Because
- Oh Well, Guess I’m Out
- Cat Food
- Been A While?
- Kids Love Long Pipe
- Crazy Kanye
- 56YearOld Virgin Makes Everyone Uncomfortable
- NOT NEEDED Shopping List
- A lot of Love
- Birthday Wish
- Water…It’s good for you.
- Fukitol
- Nice Whale
- ‘I’m Burning!’
- Rednecks!
- Bartending is Fun
- Joe Biden
- Fatties
- Woman Impaled By Tree
- A Friendly Neighborhood Sign
- Let’s Pick Him Up
- Hot Nuns
- Photoshopped Cat
- Terminator Turned ‘On’
- Poor Kitty Kat
- Funny Gay Sign
- Peace!
- Found: Jessica Simpson’s Dog
- Women are your Friend
- Cupcakes
- Grave Digger Zone
- How to Get Around the Morning Wood
- What Happened?
- Get Outta There
- Innocent Until Proven Guilty
- Almost Made It
- Megan Fox Photo Bomber
- Impassable When Flooded?
- Hitler Comparisons
- Kanye West taking Over
- No Clue, but Pretty
- Hot 13-Year Old Girls for Sale on EBay
- Priceless
- Genetic Lotto
- Shooting Students is Wrong
- Her name is Kelly
- This Place is Very Dangerous
- Kanye West Again
- This looks so Delicious
- Wonder Woman
- “Now what do we do?”
- More Girls of the Military
- More, More Motivational
- Thinking outside the Porta John
- New Parent Instructions
- Cocks Taste Good
- WalMart Theif
- Never to Young to Enjoy BOOBS!
- Work! You must do it, if you want to work here!
- Priorities
- REPOST: Son Needs Salvation
- WTF KID?
- Animal Love
- Kanye West Interupts Patrick Swayze’s Death
- We’ve all been there once or twice
- No Comment Needed!
- More Protesters
- Diesel Safe For Work Porn
- Kayne West & Taylor Swift
- Mom Rapes Son
- Lady Gaga Electricuted While on Stage
- Turkey Breasts? What Turkey?
- Mommy is my Role Model
- Dirty Wife
- Reaper
- Respect Motivational / Demotivational
- Ban Water NOW! It’s Killing Us.
- More Motivation
- Protestors
- Remedy for Divorce
- An Accident leads to Another Accident - Photoshopped
- Sweden Girls compared to UK Girls
- Motivational Posters
- Mariana Davalos Has an Unbelieveable Body
- Drink More Coffee
- Vegan: Theyre down with the c*ck
- Gotta Love that Allah - Very Peaceful
- Here’s your Weed Back - Come Again
- Holy Shit, That’s one big Bitch
- Girls of Racing
- Miss 50 - Las Vegas
- John Travolta and ???
- Swine Flu is Nothing New
- Monica still Interning
- BMUP
- Hidden Ninjas
- How Long Will This Last?
- 2 More Lives
- Wear a Long Dress Next Time
- Burger ‘King’
- Homeless Signs
- Photoshopped Porn - SFW
- Online Sex Chat Gone Wrong
- New Blushing Bride
- Girls of the Military
- WTF Gallery
- When 911 Calls Go Wrong
April 2009
- 6 Pics to Make you Mad, Laugh or say WTF
- Doing it Wrong Pics of the Day
- 12 Crazy Cakes
- Top Cute Animal Pictures of the Day
- Not sure what is going in these pics
- If You Are Going to Protest Do it Right
- The Stupid Things You Do When You Are Drunk
March 2009
- Lap Dance from Hell
- Not Scared
- Thought that what?
- Calvin Asks for Forgiveness
- Instant Replay: Hmmmmm
- Hair Mayonnaise?
- Something Tells Me he Doesn’t Get Laid Much
- Happy Penguin is Happy
February 2009
- It’s Not Cheating If My Husband Watches
- The Pandas Have Taken Over
- Kissy Face Gone Very Wrong
- Come Back Here, Damnit
- Hmmmm, What Shall I eat Now?
- Caption This…..
- Extreme Break Reading
- Seems Like A Good Deal … Low Mileage … Wait, What?
- This Is So Metal
- This Hurts My Eyes
- Horse Anatomy
- I Think I’ve Had This Nightmare
- The Tube Is Such A Cheery Place
- The Best Sweet 16th Ever
- They Kicked The Habit
- Tree Immorality?
- Boba Underoos
- Lace or Sluts - Close enough
- Beware of the Vicious Golfers
- You’re Easy
- Hey Bud, You Have Some Dirt On Your Head
- Drastic Measures
- Sorry About That, He Talks Too Much
- Not Sure How to Use This
- Thats a lot of fabric for a thong
- Um, I got it
- Cute Animals in the News: Heart and Koala Edition
- Donald Duck Family Tree
- Drilling-Cousin Wedding
- Rat With a Teddy Bear
- Name This Animal
- French Fry Encased Hot Dog
- Police need your help identifying this man
- Not Amused
- Jesus!
- Well Played
- Jumble Too Hard
- Hard Core Fishing In A Dress
- Half Mullet
- Gay Street - Now Two Way
- SnowBear
- Chewbacca Playing Baseball - Seems Normal to Me
- Why Can’t a Koala Get Some Privacy?
- Well, The Ballons Seal The Deal
- For Sale By Owner
- Due to the economy, No more FREE deliveries
- US Post Office Goes 80’s Retro
- Tips For Success With Women
- Best Wedding Cake Ever
- Goat Won’t Listen
- GILF?
- Getting Ready Really Early
- Fundies
- A Compelling Argument
- One of these is not like the others
- Anti-Couch Potato
January 2009
- This Was Supposed To Have Happened By Now. Damn.
- The Female Gene Simmons
- Probably Not The Way To Greet A Visiting Dignitary
- Someone’s Been Sneaking Around The Henhouse
- Sonic Fangirls?
- Ex-Wizard?
- Extra Strength Is Putting It Mildly
- Epic Prank
- Taking Things Too Literally
- Mills Drugs Is A Bad Influence
- Putin Is Serious Business
- Don’t Touch, There’s A System And You’ll Mess It Up
- Thank God, I Was About To Floor It
- No One Reads These Things
- Apple Covers All The Bases
- Clearly Too Much Natty Light
- A Surprising Turn Of Events
- The D&D Cures The Pain Of Loneliness
- It’s Made Of People
- Because Candy Wont Get You Laid
- No Shit Sherlock
- Redneck Vase Part Duex
- Redneck Vase
- Ride ‘Em Panda
- Why Not Liquor?
- The Butt Can
- Design of first PC
- Obama’s Iphone
- Divine Dog
- What in the hell
- Why not go by Richard?
- WAKE UP SHEEPLE!
- Cougar Attack
- Burger King Out of Meet?
- Obesity
- Enjoy the Cooling
- Goose Bus?
- Go on, Push him over
- One Chick I Would Not Mess With
- Reserved for Drunk Drivers
- Black Hole
- Go Ahead and Jump!
- Mental Patient Escapes from the Asylum
- Please, No Fatties…
- Alcohol Causes Death
- Typical NYC Driver?
- Night Time Twister Fun?
- How to Spend 6 Hours Making
your Grocery List - Dual Driver Airbags are Better then One
- Chick Magnet..
- Just a Tad Bit Off of Planning..
- Hangover - FAIL
- No Smoking - FAIL
- AFLAC Duck Arested for Stealing
- I would stay off her lawn
- WTF is Going on Here?
- I hope this is the right bus stop…
- Dot to Dot Tattoo
- Panda - FAIL
- Rollin down the Street………..
- This Is Wrong On A Lot Of Levels
- Leaving A Neurotic German Shepard Home Alone Is A Bad Idea
- Pie Humping ‘101′
- “And The Moral of this Story is…..
- Morbid Snow Man
- Meet My Personal Assistant.. Chiptuala
- Had to Make Use of that Extra Space!
- Family Fun all in One Place
- A Penny Saved, Is a Penny Earned
- Dead Battery?
- The Word ‘ Economy Car ‘ Pushed to Far..
- Hardcore Gamer Gone Wild
- Honesty is key..
- Can’t Stop Love
- Just Where I Want To Be
- Paint Job Irony
- Nasty Divorce
- How In The World?
- Cockroache Cancer
- Coin Slot
- Clemons
- Ingenius Way To Clean Floors
- It’s The Claw
- Singlehandedly Ruining The Princess Leia Fantasy
- Almost There, Keep Peddling
- This Should be a Box Office Hit
- Someone shops on eBayMotors to much..
- Furry Ski Weekend
- Sad Emo Robot
- Maybe a little too Fast
- This Sucks!
- No|Jack Anti-Theft Device
- That Apostrophe S Really Can Make Things Less Creepy
- The CatBib
- A New Take On Booth Babes
- A Young Michael Scott
- Who ya gonna call?
- When sheriff John Brown come for you
- Give it Wing’s or Energy Boost?
- Skeletors 1st Bike
- Pimped Out John!
- Cutting Your Hair At Home Isn’t Always A Good Idea
- They Walk Now? That Really Is Terrifying.
- Educated, But Spelling Isn’t Their Strong Suit
- Unfortunate Placement
- Google’s YouTube Ad Targeting Is Getting Really Good
- This Sundae Tastes Meaty
- Hours of Operation
- They Drive A Hard Bargain
- Ass Gallery
- And she needs a sign for….
- A Tangled Web
- Don’t you knock anymore?
- Rejected Walmart Greeter Uniforms
- You Live in What Town!?
- Huh, huh, you said ‘bush.
’Huh, huh, you said ‘dick.’ - Results of the Obama Job Creation Act!
- This Bar Knows How To Build Business
- Intervention Cake?
- Alabama Swallows
- This Is Why People Get Clown Phobias
- I Think He Teaches Advanced Masturbation
- Sure Christ and Peter were more gracious but Jose well…
- And I was always so Careful… ( Til Now )
- You’re Welcome
- Dad left when he found out about Mom and the Panda
- I Would Rather Hit a Deer
- Umm, Laura it ain’t what it seems
- Are you in good Hands?
- Git-R-Done
- Recession .. Proof
- Run or Stare!
- Oh, Well Hello To You Mr. Tree
- Priceless…
- If you can dodge a Wrench…
- Mysterious ‘Water’ Crop Circle
- New Meaning to a Shaved ummm?
- Failed Drivers Test.
- I’m Sure a Bribe Just May Take Place
- Dog Jail Break, I Think I Can Fit!
- Someone Just Had to Do It!
- 20″ Rims? Pshhh.. Just Do 40″!
- LOL, No Comment.
- Even Most ‘Residents’ Agree
- Well, I’ll Let Ya’ll Comment…
- I Told You Drugs Are Bad!
- Yikes! Florida’s Hurricane Delivers.
- This Job Must Be a Perky One!
- Homeland Security, Watch Your Back!
- Need a Car Wash?
- I Promise I Won’t Bite Hard..
- Don’t Be Skurrd Of My Small Size
- Best parking spot on the block!
- Redneck bluetooth, customer service style
- Hunny, did you see that?
December 2008
- Merry Christmas
- Not a sandwich you want any part of
- Check Under Your Car for Penguins
- Flavor of Negros
- Ballin Cheetos Style
- Bringing Christmas Spirit to all your rooms
- Gotta Love College Pranks
- Where can I find a Girl like this?
- Makes me want to send my dog over
- Now this is my kind of Santa
- Ho Ho Ho FAIL
- Please Help!
- Office is Clothes
- Caption This…
- Does This Make You Want To Eat Ice Cream?
- Little Does He Know
- I am Dreaming of a Redneck Christmas
- This is probably animal abuse
- Respendable
- Dont Piss Off the Monkey
- Christmas Pickle
- Education is Key
- Fat Balls
November 2008
- Location, Location, Location
- Bacon Wins By Landslide
- Damn Perverts
- I Strangely Feel Like He Should Be The Model
- Just a Badass Barbecue Face
- Pizza Rolls Are Serious Business
- McCain and Palin Attend a Halloween Party
October 2008
- They See Me Riding
- Wilt Chamberlain’s Bedroom
- We Might Not Even Be Alive!
- Not Sure Who’s Walking Who Here
- No Honda, I’m Not Actually Craving Puppies Right Now
- We Be Hirin
- Walker Heels
- A Practical Spoiler
- Undignified
- He Kind Of Makes A Mockery Of The Game
- Trolls Are Evil
- Tragic Mistake
- Hell On Earth
- It Shouldn’t Hurt To Be A Child
- Tight Squeeze
- Why Don’t You Have A Seat Over There
- Now You’re Thinking With Portals!
- Surprisingly Family Friendly
- Entirely Different Climates Within Fifty Feet Of Each Other
- Drops To Zero I Imagine
- A Dog On The Back Of A Motorcycle Seems Dangerous
- Wedding Ruined Due To Squirrel
- His Dog Looks Exactly Like Him. It’s Uncanny
- Douglas County Sheriffs Have Some Trouble Spelling
- Stonehenge Sheep
- Old Stripper Is Old
- How Sweet, After All These Years
- You Still Have A Chance.
- The Perfect Combination?
- I Have A Dream
- Condom Truck Tips, Spills Load
- Literacy Program Shows Improvement
- Bizarre Life
- Starter Kit
- Please Refrain From Smorking In The Bed
- Camoflauge’d Fish
- As In, There Are No Women Or … ?
- Doom 3 On 3.5 Floppy Disks
- Slightly Used
- They Need These In Classrooms
- Skanky Pinata
- Sheepriding
- Naming Your Child This Is Child Abuse
- This Seems To Have Been Poorly Thought Out
- Bring Scissors
- Pure Epic Awesome
- Scariest Theme Park Ride Ever?
- In Your Left Hand Is A Mouse
- I’m Sure They Will, Once You Start Doing The Same
- That’s Surprisingly A Product Feature
- It’s Worth The Extra $3.05
- Ready To Eat, All Civilized Even
- Urban Offroading
- Please Get Ready
- Confusing Hook
- Pinecones. Free To Good Home.
- We’re Going Pie Hunting!
- Lacking The Spelling Power Though
- Alcohol Makes You Always Think No One Is Watching
- Class, They Are Lacking It
- That’s Racist!
- Payback
- Let’s Get This Party Started
- Assault Via Palm Frond
- Unhealthy Obsession
- Now Shipping!
- Depends On The Circle You Run In
- No Fishing
- The Nightmare Door
- Flexibility: Never, Ever Overrated
- You Never Know What You’re Going To Get
- The Avenging Narwhal
- Antique German Postcard: “English Mother-in-law”
- Ninjas Will Apparently Rip Your Balls Out
- Fire Danger: Moderate
- Mismatch
- Including The E Would Be Too Conformist
- Mario Beautifies Anything, Indoors And Out
- Hurry Cutter
- A Happy American Family
- These Seem Like Typical McCain Supporters
- A Date She’ll Always Remember
- For Recipes Go To Fox13.com
- Lazy, But Kind Of Kickass
- Just Go Ahead And Hang Your Hat On This Bear’s Groinal Region
- Really Takes Away From Your Head Room
- Godzilla Got Busy.
- Circumcision Causes Brain Damage
- Amazon.ca Is Cold Blooded
- House Approves
- Interspecies Confusion
- Sometimes It’s Just Better To Get Takeout
- Kirk Cameron Will Have None Of Your Evolution Talk
- Into Centaurs?
September 2008
- Real Good
- Baconhenge
- Epic Embarassment
- This Will End Badly
- Taking Things Literally
- Redneck Heels
- Font Selection Is Serious Business
- Democracy
- Vulgar Euphemisms, Always Helping To Make College Football Headlines More Hilarious
- Approach With Caution
- Mazda Pi
- 40 Pounds Of Rape Isn’t Something You Should Open Lightly
- This Must Be Flavor Flav’s Ride
- A Little Young, No?
- Problem Solved?
- Hard to believe, but this Dennis The Menace strip ran in 1970
- The Vegetarian Ham
- Uncle Owen!
- Have You Seen This Cat?
- Death By Condom
- Seems Like An Odd Holiday To Have Such Strong Feelings About
- Lost In Translation
- A Reasonable Request
- Oops
- Cube Lube
- So Don’t Expect Any Help
- Still Plenty Of Greet, However
- I’d Go By Michael
- For Cancer
- Do Not Want
- Authentic Japanese
- Coupons Are Not The Way To Meet New People
- Turning Monitor Into A Mirror
- Lose Something?
- Sinsational
- Sick of co-workers stealing your lunch?
- What’s The Point In Even Going Swimming Dressed Like This?
- Her Sexism Accusation Seems Weak For Some Reason
- The Most Useful Hat Ever?
- ATM Fees Are Getting Ridiculous
- Ironic T-Shirt Is Ironic
- Living The Dream
- The 7th Trimester
- Addiction
- “Sorry Timmy, looks like you failed. You’re going to Hell.”
- I Can Has Free Checking?
- Bender?
- mE.T.h
- Mixed Messages
- Racism On Amazon
- Taking Signs Literally
- I’m not worried about his left hook
- Vintage Ad - Mens Hair Guide
- AAA Adds New Services
- Bad Economy Hits Even the Smallest Citizens
- Reject Christ Receive Bacon
- Not an Exit - Are you sure?
- Republicans Welcome if Escorted By a Democrat
- Pass Me The Red Binder
- Spammer Thinks Outside The Box
August 2008
- Dead Peoples Things For Sale
- Vibra-Finger Gum Massager
- Yahoo! Covers Up McCain Tapping Controversy
- Wonder Sauna Long Hot Pants
- Politicans Are Like Condoms
- Cardio Back In The 1800s
- Open Range
- The Difference Between The US And Britain
- Excellent Question
- Netflix Can Be Really Insistent About Certain Titles
- Official Meeting Facilities Guide
- Watch For Bikes
- “We Had No Idea Anyone Was Buried There”
- The Most Useful Shower Curtain Ever
- Worst Analysis Ever?
- I’m Not Sure How This Person Even Manages To Dress Herself In The Morning
- I Think They Could Stand To Be Vegetarians For Awhile
- His Power Is Maximum.
- Gotta Make This One Count!
- The Liver Is Evil
- And had little babies with them, too.
- Is It Rape?
- Living The Playboy Life
- Hatchbacks Can Haul Anything
- They Might, But It’s Probably Best Not To Advertise That Fact
- Innovative Car Stereo
- Squalor
- Biggest Douchebag Ever?
- Getting Old Sucks
- As Seen On Fox News
- Teenage Mutant Ninja Poodle
July 2008
- Is This Some Sort Of Golden Rain?
- Managing To Offend My Eyes And Sensibilities All At The Same Time
- Industrial Strength
- Slightly Wasteful Spending
- Defense?
- You May Go Blind
- How To Kick The PC Gaming Distraction
- Serious Punishment
- True Love
- Outsmarting The Adults
- Just As Bad As The Christian Fundamentalists
- A Psychic You Know You Can Trust
- I Actually Did Know That, Thank You
- Know Your Options
- You Just Can’t Beat These Prices
- First Perceptions Are Funny Things
- Fun With Electricity
- Inspiring
- If You’re Offering
- Ice Cream: Improved
- Hug Life
- These Bunnies Know How To Have A Good Time
- New KFC Slogan?
- Wearing It Wrong
- Kind Of Harsh For Plants
- Collectible Trading Cards That Really Stretch The Word Collectible
- W-What’s Going On???
- Goth Girls Love Cowboy Boots
- My Son Hates Being Homeschooled
- Force Fed Meat Loaf Sucks
- A Tedious Adventure Romance
- Logical Conclusion
- When Water Cooling Is Just Too Hard
- Fiona Apple?
- In Memory Of Leonard Ball
- Effective Camouflage
- Eddie Loves Helping Children
- Drive Thru
- A Handy Reminder
- Tom Was Delicious
- Why The Delete From Friends Button Exists
- Fishing For Change
- Home Improvement Is A Pain
- Car Cube
- Can You Code?
- I Think This Might Void Your Warranty
- Dead End, Indeed
- Adoring Audience
- This Can Happen To You!
- I’m Just Here For The Soccer … No, Really
- Haven’t They Been Through Enough Already?
- Public Humiliation Is An Effective Kick In The Ass
- I Want To Work In This Office
- I Just Can’t Make A Choice For Some Reason
June 2008
- How To Handle Crazy Christians Wielding Signs
- Artist’s Conception
- Are You Crazy?
- Awkward
- Answer Me!
- Parenting: Not That Hard
- One Last Thing For Mom
- Little Old For Santa
- Batman Is Screwed Now
- Ironic Bench
- Little Known Fact: Moose Love Cats
- Mix And Match
- Massacre
- Kinky
- The Plus Side Is They Go To Sleep Pretty Quick After The Meal
- Jesus Has Really Enthusiastic Followers
- Apology Accepted
- What Are You Afraid Of?
- Bea Is Kind Of A Skank
- Takeoff Delayed. Reason: Hippo
- Always There With A Helping Hand
- Harv Lived
- Evolution Is A Racist Concept?
- Happy 4th Derrick!
- That Panda Really Handles Well
- When Making Any Consumer Product, It’s Probably A Good Idea To Ask Yourself “Does This Look Like A Penis?”
- NRA Parents Of The Year
- Go Joe!
- This Billboard Company Has A Sense Of Humor
- The Horror
- Ultimate Deterrent
- Parent Of The Year
- Excellent For Vegetarians
- Epic Burn
- Engineer Groupies
- No Really, We Don’t Need Roads … Doesn’t Even Matter We’re Going
- America.
- I Miss College
- To Hell With The Constitution
- Somebody Has A Pac-Man Problem
- Honestly Japan, WTF?
- Best Halloween Costume Ever
- Be Polite
- Bath Time
- Pig Latin?
- Abortion Should Try Harder
- Strange Logic
- Wrestling Apparently Used To Kick Ass
- This Kid’s Name Will Be Heralded On Third Grade Playgrounds Worldwide
- This Really Sums Up Most Women
- Gutsy Advertising
- I Need Your Address Now
- I’m Awsome
- Not Your Average Superhero
- Brutal Non Sequitur
- Free For Chubbies
- Epic Nose
- Fire Safety: It Doesn’t Work In Hell
- THEN WHO WAS PHONE?
- Nvidia 7800 Won’t Work
- Well Damn, Now What?
- Wolverines Are Wankers
- Christ’s Blood Has A Harsh Aftertaste
- Terrorist
- Goatse: Now Disney Approved
- Desperately Seeking Dentistry
- Oompa Loompa Tan
- Slightly Tacky
- Star Wars And Taco Bell
- Weirdest Facebook Ad Ever
- Epic Rust
- From Rape Creek Just Head On Up Bloody Dick Till You Get To Red Butte
- The Eye Just Glosses Right Over That Period
- Poop Is The Answer
- Clowns Clearly Have Evil Intentions
- So I Had Sex With A Pinata
- Yelling Solves Most Problems
- No Wheelchairs
- Please Refrain From Rapturing On The Metro
- No Particular Reason
- Also, She’s Fat
- This Must Be In Miami
- Michelin Man
- Metaphor
- Lonely Panda
- Good Morning Lemmings
- Latarian Milton - Driver
- Just When You Thought It Was Dead
- Joyride
- They Laugh
- Jesus Probably Rode Dinosaurs
- The Definition of Insanity Is Having 10 Foot Long Hair
- Strange Demo To Target
- Here’s Your Problem Right Here
- Hell Yes It Is
- Hand Car Wash
- This Sums Up Every Golden Retriever I Have Ever Met
- A Succinct Bar And Grill
- Gansta Rap - End It
- Furry Saloon
- Fish Seller
- Dangerous Hangover
- Curling Is More Hard Core Than I Had Thought
- Kind Of A Racist Toy
- Chef Problems
- Bad Time To Be A Wingman
- What The Bible Says About Flying Saucers
- Bad Situation
- This Seems Like Particularly Bad Luck
- Learn As You Learned The Spanish
- The Navy Just Gives Blow Jobs
- Queen For A Day
- A New Theory Emerges Explaining Why Dinosaurs Went Extinct
- Space For Rent
- High Score
- Hey Look, Is That Batman Riding An Elephant?
- Synergy
- Its A Juggalo Funeral
- Most Likely To End Up On Cops
- Barney Is Racist
- And That’s Terrible
- Flexible Archer
- The Most Disgusting Costume Ever
- Pleasing 15 Women For An Entire Day Really Would Be Exhausting
May 2008
- Duck Duck … Moose
- Prostitution Or Routine Traffic Stop, Basically The Same Thing?
- Irony
- Naked People Are Evil
- This Looks Like A Really Amusing Way To Spend An Afternoon
- Not A Terribly Fun Job
- Use Only What You Need
- Lobster Claw Game
- No One Takes As Many Lives As Malaria
- Secret Baby, Convenient Wife
- Laid Back Work Atmosphere
- This Is Not What Hugh Hefner Had In Mind
- My Mom Is Not Voting For Your Mom
- Not Anymore, No
- I’m Having A Hard Time Believing Lego Approved This
- No Babies
- The Naval Museum Of Alberta
- The Dairy Company Is Going To Be Pissed When They See This
- Astonishing Resemblance
- Lonely Virgil
- Lonely
- A Perfect Substitute For The Live Horse
- Just Doing A Little LARPing
- As Long As The Children Really Are Pure
- Inappropriate Batman
- Sorry For The Inconvinience
- Not So Dangerous Tailgating
- You Are A Special Tile
- Just A Couple Too Many Toolbars
- Mr. Potato Head Improved
- Easily Confused
- Intense Hunger
- Freedom
- Funeral Homes Probably Shouldn’t Have Coupons
- I Always Wondered Who Was Watching Frasier Every Week
- Ripe Pineapples
- Inventive Electric Toothbrush
- Economics Distilled
- At This Point Just Go Grab A Beer
- Ambiguous
- Blending In, You’re Doing It Wrong
- Cropping Can Be Dangerous
- It’s A Winnie The Pooh Prom
- Why Is It Always “Swedish” Erotica?
- In Case Of Revolution Break Glass
- Space Rum
- Keep Your Family Safe For The Season
- Almost There
- Worst Name Ever
- The Weirdest Claw Game You’ll Probably Ever See
- The Army Is Taking Anyone Now
- Honestly, WTF?
- Scary Things Happen In The Night
- Surrender Your Helmet Wearing Babies
- Tolkien Appeals To A Diverse Audience
- Redneck Tree Swing
- Proud Parents
- You Can’t Afford The Mental Anguish
- Way To Plan Ahead
- Porn Hurts Everyone
- Old Time Salvation
- Pole Dancing For Moms And Daughters!
- Behind You!
- You’re Just Not Meant To Leave Some Facebook Groups
- Just Have To Get The Last Little Bit
- Virginia Puts Kids First
- Bullet Riddled Kevlar Onesie
- No Amnety
- Pull Over, He Looks Friendly
- Definitely Earned The Title Of Number One Green Day Fan
- Pin The Molotov On The Pig
- Living Up To Their Name
- What Fools These Mortals Be!
- Thank God For Pull Tabs
- Do Not Challenge
- The Attention Is Lacking
- Bacon Really Does Make Everything Better
- Brainfreeze
- Big Smile For The Camera
- Berlin Bear
- And That’s How Baby Trucks Are Made
- American David
- Amensty
- Alf Star Caught In Crack House
- Temporarily Out Of Service
- Ah Hell, They Got Bugs
- Rule Breaker
- This Is Why Every House Needs A Robot
- Drawing 2.0
- My Parents Are Deeaaaaaaad!!!
- Date Night
- Concerned Partygoers
- Possibly The Best Tattoo Ever
- 9 Inches Of Pleasure
- Kind Of High Standards
- Gotham City Will Rue The Day
- This Is Ridiculous
- Bad Idea To Tailgate This Guy
- Son Needs Salvation
April 2008
- Sexy Girls
- Press Button Operate Donkeys
- Mathematical Clock
- Linux Expanding Into New Markets
- Kicking And Screaming
- Keep This Area Clean
- Probably The Most Stomach Turning Thing You’ll Ever See
- Home Or Street Corner
- Programmer’s Earrings
- Self Pump
- Hail Satin
- Twins
- Put Yourself In Their Place
- To Those Who Need Strength - Drink Beer
- Cocaine Toothache Drops
- Butterfaces
- This Is Unfortunate
- BFF
- I Hope He Feels Better
- And The Paternity Test Reveals The Completely Obvious
- It Shouldn’t Be Any Less Disturbing When It’s A Girl
- The AIDS
- You Have To Teach Them Early
- Kind Of An Odd Translation
- Speed Trap
- Sonic Is Really Whoring Himself Out
- Snarezzercise
- We All Smile In The Same Language!
- Seal
- Pig In The City
- Obesity = Suicide
- No Bills
- Thought Provoking Question
- Our Only Lanaguage Is English
- She Knows She Really Loves Me
- Don’t Feed The Alligators
- Just Hanging Out
- Joanie Loves Chachi
- I Believe It
- I Know I Wouldn’t Trust Him
- Friendly Neighbor
- Free Air Guitar
- Effective Advertising?
- Jesus Is Ready To Kick A Little Ass
- Daughter. Country. Star Wars.
- Free Corsica
- Six Inches From A Sex Change
- Con Men
- Can You Fall For Someone You’ve Never Met?
- The Perfect Billboard
- To The Dumbass At Best Buy
- Batman Is Apparently Into Spanking
- Bad Ass Grandma
- Not Terribly Appetizing
- You Ain’t Gonna Like It!
- Seriously, WTF? ‘I’d Rather Be Naked’ Children’s Shirt
- American Psycho
- Fifteen Bucks For Sex Isn’t Normal. But On Meth It Is.
- Well Hello There
- Quite True
- I’m Very Good At Research
- Happiness Is Submission To God
- Old School GPS
- Neck Tattoos Should Probably Be Illegal
- Easily The Worst Sports Tattoo Ever
- Epic
- Bad Ass Shopping Cart
- I Can’t Even Begin To Imagine The Pain
- Throwing Your Baby In The Dumpster Is Wrong
- 0 To 100 km/h In 8.4 Sec
- Yes, Yes You Are
- Racism is always unacceptable
- Chocolate Rain Tattoo
- The Flying Spaghetti Monster Trumps All
- Pretty Good Time To Fly Away
- FOR THE HORDE!
- Realistic Snowman
- Batman Is A Little Sexist
- Sleep Before You Drive
- Tank Jumping
- The Well Dressed Basketball Player
- Sorely Needed Walk For Children’s Literacy
- Please Do Not Use Quotation Marks For Emphasis
- Yin Yang Egg
- RGB
- Animal Abuse
- Spider Dozer
- Half Shorn Sheep
- Baby Burrito
- Unforgettable Prom
- Unique Bus Of Future To Duplicate Speed Of Railroads
- If You Talk Too Much This Man May Die!
- Shel Silverstein Would Approve
- Pyramid Of Deliciousness
- R2-D2 Knows How To Get Down
- If It Weren’t For Carbon-14 …
- Ladies Please Use
- Liberalism Is
March 2008
- Ominous Warning
- Inflation Sucks
- This Makes Me Immediately Nauseous
- Probably The Greatest Album Cover Ever
- Careful Reading
- God Made It That Way
- Storm Trooper Slave
- The Hottest Hunter Ever
- McDonald’s Fanboy
- Handy Dog
- Sturdy Bike
- Service That Sets Us Apart
- Man Hands
- Vote Obama
- Above And Beyond
- You Really Can Use Sex To Sell Anything
- Nipples Are Evil
- She’s Going To Love This
- Helpful Sign
- Modern Iwo Jima
- Drinking So Soon
- Recylce
- Alt-F4
- Not Enough Time, Here’s A Nickel For Your Trouble
- Learning To Swim
- Not What He Expected
- Dogs And Paper Towels
- Internet Graffiti
- What The Hell?
- Not A Place You Want To See Tape
- China Is Getting Ready
- God Thinks You’re An Idiot
- Badger Badger Badger
- Beijing 2008
- Geek Wedding
- Mt. Etna Eruption As Seen From The International Space Station
- Quite Possibly The Luckiest Kid In The World
- Surprised Dog Is Surprised
- Strange Thing To Be Excited About
- NOT Cool
- Use One?
- Love The Little Tacos
- Tony the Tiger Has Street Cred
- Apple Fan Boy
- The Hottest Knitted Cheeseburger Dress You Will See Today
- Like Father, Like Son
- A Sign Of Things To Come?
- To Infinity, And Beyond!
- Redneck Weddings
- This Seems Inappropriate
- Dueling Rednecks
- Do You Think The Baby Is Drinkin’ The Blood?
- Hell Is Other People
- Nationalism Rears Its Ugly Head
- Dirty Minded Chemistry
- English, do you speak it?
- I got the abbortion.
- Your Moment Of Zen, Brought To You By Word
- When Fascism Comes To America
- Everyday Fun You Should Be Having
- Journey Through High School
- Actually, This Might Be The Worst Invention Ever
- Quite Possibly The Worst Invention Ever
- Sacrilegious No?
- The Computer In Society, Time Magazine April 2, 1965
- Yanni Has Never Looked So Good
- This Seems Physically Impossible
- I’ll Have A Quarter Pounder With A Side Of Christian Fundamentalism
- More Back Boobs
- The Things Women Have To Do For Beauty
- Mutants In Love
- You Wouldn’t Like Me When I’m Angry
- Shaq In A Honda Prelude
- The Secret Life Of Peeps
- Snowed In?
- Real Life Doom
- lolCthulhu
- Cheap Calories
- Reader Voices Strong Opinion On Atheists
- Drinko, A Price Is Right Themed Drinking Game
- The Longest Place Names In The World
- Old School Kindle
- No Matter How Hard You Try, You Will Never Be As Cool As This Kid
- Back Boobs
- Poor Choice Of Spokeswomen
February 2008
- Jesus And Budweiser, A Match Made In Heaven?
- The Most Spoiled Hamsters In The World
- Somebody Needs Some Pantene
- Dinner?
- Cry For Help
- Movie Cars Spotted In The Wild
- 41 Hilarious Science Fair Experiments
- Not A Bug
- Flooding In Hilo, Hawaii
- Incredible Fruit And Vegetable Art
- World War I Draft Cards Of Notable People
- 11 Examples Of Redneck Improvisation
- 8 Good Examples Of What Happens When Geeks Have Children
- 10 Hilariously Fat Goths
