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Baby Burrito

April 3, 2008 

Baby Burrito

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27 Responses to “Baby Burrito”

  1. depth on April 3rd, 2008 8:20 pm

    it’s hard to comment on something so great

  2. Zooph on April 3rd, 2008 9:00 pm

    So that’s where I left it…

  3. Lindsay on April 3rd, 2008 9:00 pm

    Hahahaha what is happening to the world?

  4. Zanny on April 3rd, 2008 9:51 pm

    mmm baby uh…. i mean burrito.

  5. Don on April 3rd, 2008 10:02 pm

    Holy crap! I used to shop there. Trippy.

  6. Wicket on April 3rd, 2008 10:09 pm

    I mistook my baby for a burrito, put salsa on it and totally ate it! How ironic!

  7. Lala Sloatman on April 3rd, 2008 11:57 pm

    “Burrito” is a slang term for Mexican. So it probably was a baby, but not one worth saving in the eyes of the hateful pig-cops.

    Just goes to show Wal-Mart is racist.

  8. bash on April 4th, 2008 12:15 am

    Who throws away a burrito?

  9. Uhclem on April 4th, 2008 4:34 am

    Weird, cause I thought I remembered eating the burrito….

  10. Cassius Seeley on April 4th, 2008 6:47 am

    Um ok so how in the heck do you mistake a burrito for a baby?

  11. BeyondRandom on April 4th, 2008 7:23 am

    lol WOW!!!

  12. Grandizer on April 4th, 2008 7:30 am

    It wasn’t just a birrito, it was the Ultimate burrito!

    First, we start with a crunchy all-beef taco smothered in nacho cheese, lettuce, tomato and our special southwestern sauce.

    Wrap it in a soft flour tortilla with a layer of refried beans in between.

    Wrap that in a savory corn tortilla with a midlle layer of monterey jack cheese.

    Take a deep-fried gordita shell, smear on a layer of our special guacamolito sauce, and wrap that around the outside.

    Bake it in a corn husk filled with pico de gallo, then wrap that in an authentic Parisian crepe, filled with egg, gruyere, merguez sausage and portabello mushrooms.

    Wrap the whole thing in a Chicago-style deep dish meat-lover’s pizza.

    Roll it up in a blueberry panacke, dip it in batter, and deep fry until it’s golden brown.

    Serve it in commemorative tote bag filled with spicy vegetarian chili.

  13. sparky on April 4th, 2008 8:03 am

    @Wicket: actually, Wicket, that’s not ironic, it’s just a coincidence (though it does of course belong in the Time/Life book series of paranormal phenomena).

  14. ferdy lantz on April 4th, 2008 8:53 am

    Please, please… won’t someone think of the burritos?

  15. Martin on April 4th, 2008 10:13 am

    If they eat it, is that cannabalism?

  16. Jeff on April 4th, 2008 10:59 am

    “Hi, welcome to Wal….. er I’m sorry, you can’t bring that burrito into the store.”

    “It’s a baby!”

    “Whatever.”

  17. Kaiser Soze on April 4th, 2008 4:56 pm

    did they eat it???

  18. Hydra on April 5th, 2008 6:04 pm

    Some people just don’t want the responsibility of raising a burrito.

  19. Zac on April 15th, 2008 3:07 pm

    That’s almost as bad as where i live, there was this box with christmas lights in it, and someone called the bomb squad, on the news it read “upon inspection with the bomb robot, it was discovered that it was just a box of christmas lights”… hilarious

  20. Joe on April 18th, 2008 11:13 pm

    Was the burrito crying? Or perhaps pissing itself?

  21. Taco on April 23rd, 2008 8:00 pm

    but it was so soft and squishy like a babay!

  22. md on June 16th, 2008 8:23 pm

    What’s so freaking sad, is that this is my hometown.. and that its so boring here that this makes the police blotter….

    please someone come stir up some trouble here.

  23. Joe on June 25th, 2008 2:14 am

    The police blotter in Atherton is occasionally hilarious, with stuff like “A woman reported to police that there was a man on her porch. Police arrived and determined that he was the plumber she had called.”

  24. Booooo on June 26th, 2008 4:39 pm

    Ahh! Who throws away a good burrito? Huh? I WANT TO EAT THAT BURRITO!!!

  25. SMUTBAGS on July 2nd, 2008 2:01 am

    “uh hello 911.yeah i was feelin around in this trashcan and i think i felt a baby.could you please send a man to remove it.”

  26. pochako on July 8th, 2008 9:34 pm

    burrito is actually a clothing/accessory term for a wrap you use to keep the baby warm. google “baby burrito”

  27. Pandapie on January 21st, 2009 2:31 pm

    ..the hell? dear me they must have been very bored 0_o

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