It wasn’t just a birrito, it was the Ultimate burrito!
First, we start with a crunchy all-beef taco smothered in nacho cheese, lettuce, tomato and our special southwestern sauce.
Wrap it in a soft flour tortilla with a layer of refried beans in between.
Wrap that in a savory corn tortilla with a midlle layer of monterey jack cheese.
Take a deep-fried gordita shell, smear on a layer of our special guacamolito sauce, and wrap that around the outside.
Bake it in a corn husk filled with pico de gallo, then wrap that in an authentic Parisian crepe, filled with egg, gruyere, merguez sausage and portabello mushrooms.
Wrap the whole thing in a Chicago-style deep dish meat-lover’s pizza.
Roll it up in a blueberry panacke, dip it in batter, and deep fry until it’s golden brown.
Serve it in commemorative tote bag filled with spicy vegetarian chili.
@Wicket: actually, Wicket, that’s not ironic, it’s just a coincidence (though it does of course belong in the Time/Life book series of paranormal phenomena).
That’s almost as bad as where i live, there was this box with christmas lights in it, and someone called the bomb squad, on the news it read “upon inspection with the bomb robot, it was discovered that it was just a box of christmas lights”… hilarious
21 responses so far ↓
1 depth // Apr 3, 2008 at 8:20 pm
it’s hard to comment on something so great
2 Zooph // Apr 3, 2008 at 9:00 pm
So that’s where I left it…
3 Lindsay // Apr 3, 2008 at 9:00 pm
Hahahaha what is happening to the world?
4 Zanny // Apr 3, 2008 at 9:51 pm
mmm baby uh…. i mean burrito.
5 Don // Apr 3, 2008 at 10:02 pm
Holy crap! I used to shop there. Trippy.
6 Wicket // Apr 3, 2008 at 10:09 pm
I mistook my baby for a burrito, put salsa on it and totally ate it! How ironic!
7 Lala Sloatman // Apr 3, 2008 at 11:57 pm
“Burrito” is a slang term for Mexican. So it probably was a baby, but not one worth saving in the eyes of the hateful pig-cops.
Just goes to show Wal-Mart is racist.
8 bash // Apr 4, 2008 at 12:15 am
Who throws away a burrito?
9 Uhclem // Apr 4, 2008 at 4:34 am
Weird, cause I thought I remembered eating the burrito….
10 Cassius Seeley // Apr 4, 2008 at 6:47 am
Um ok so how in the heck do you mistake a burrito for a baby?
11 BeyondRandom // Apr 4, 2008 at 7:23 am
lol WOW!!!
12 Grandizer // Apr 4, 2008 at 7:30 am
It wasn’t just a birrito, it was the Ultimate burrito!
First, we start with a crunchy all-beef taco smothered in nacho cheese, lettuce, tomato and our special southwestern sauce.
Wrap it in a soft flour tortilla with a layer of refried beans in between.
Wrap that in a savory corn tortilla with a midlle layer of monterey jack cheese.
Take a deep-fried gordita shell, smear on a layer of our special guacamolito sauce, and wrap that around the outside.
Bake it in a corn husk filled with pico de gallo, then wrap that in an authentic Parisian crepe, filled with egg, gruyere, merguez sausage and portabello mushrooms.
Wrap the whole thing in a Chicago-style deep dish meat-lover’s pizza.
Roll it up in a blueberry panacke, dip it in batter, and deep fry until it’s golden brown.
Serve it in commemorative tote bag filled with spicy vegetarian chili.
13 sparky // Apr 4, 2008 at 8:03 am
@Wicket: actually, Wicket, that’s not ironic, it’s just a coincidence (though it does of course belong in the Time/Life book series of paranormal phenomena).
14 ferdy lantz // Apr 4, 2008 at 8:53 am
Please, please… won’t someone think of the burritos?
15 Martin // Apr 4, 2008 at 10:13 am
If they eat it, is that cannabalism?
16 Jeff // Apr 4, 2008 at 10:59 am
“Hi, welcome to Wal….. er I’m sorry, you can’t bring that burrito into the store.”
“It’s a baby!”
“Whatever.”
17 Kaiser Soze // Apr 4, 2008 at 4:56 pm
did they eat it???
18 Hydra // Apr 5, 2008 at 6:04 pm
Some people just don’t want the responsibility of raising a burrito.
19 Zac // Apr 15, 2008 at 3:07 pm
That’s almost as bad as where i live, there was this box with christmas lights in it, and someone called the bomb squad, on the news it read “upon inspection with the bomb robot, it was discovered that it was just a box of christmas lights”… hilarious
20 Joe // Apr 18, 2008 at 11:13 pm
Was the burrito crying? Or perhaps pissing itself?
21 Taco // Apr 23, 2008 at 8:00 pm
but it was so soft and squishy like a babay!
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