Baby Burrito
April 3, 2008
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April 3, 2008
27 Responses to “Baby Burrito”
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it’s hard to comment on something so great
So that’s where I left it…
Hahahaha what is happening to the world?
mmm baby uh…. i mean burrito.
Holy crap! I used to shop there. Trippy.
I mistook my baby for a burrito, put salsa on it and totally ate it! How ironic!
“Burrito” is a slang term for Mexican. So it probably was a baby, but not one worth saving in the eyes of the hateful pig-cops.
Just goes to show Wal-Mart is racist.
Who throws away a burrito?
Weird, cause I thought I remembered eating the burrito….
Um ok so how in the heck do you mistake a burrito for a baby?
lol WOW!!!
It wasn’t just a birrito, it was the Ultimate burrito!
First, we start with a crunchy all-beef taco smothered in nacho cheese, lettuce, tomato and our special southwestern sauce.
Wrap it in a soft flour tortilla with a layer of refried beans in between.
Wrap that in a savory corn tortilla with a midlle layer of monterey jack cheese.
Take a deep-fried gordita shell, smear on a layer of our special guacamolito sauce, and wrap that around the outside.
Bake it in a corn husk filled with pico de gallo, then wrap that in an authentic Parisian crepe, filled with egg, gruyere, merguez sausage and portabello mushrooms.
Wrap the whole thing in a Chicago-style deep dish meat-lover’s pizza.
Roll it up in a blueberry panacke, dip it in batter, and deep fry until it’s golden brown.
Serve it in commemorative tote bag filled with spicy vegetarian chili.
@Wicket: actually, Wicket, that’s not ironic, it’s just a coincidence (though it does of course belong in the Time/Life book series of paranormal phenomena).
Please, please… won’t someone think of the burritos?
If they eat it, is that cannabalism?
“Hi, welcome to Wal….. er I’m sorry, you can’t bring that burrito into the store.”
“It’s a baby!”
“Whatever.”
did they eat it???
Some people just don’t want the responsibility of raising a burrito.
That’s almost as bad as where i live, there was this box with christmas lights in it, and someone called the bomb squad, on the news it read “upon inspection with the bomb robot, it was discovered that it was just a box of christmas lights”… hilarious
Was the burrito crying? Or perhaps pissing itself?
but it was so soft and squishy like a babay!
What’s so freaking sad, is that this is my hometown.. and that its so boring here that this makes the police blotter….
please someone come stir up some trouble here.
The police blotter in Atherton is occasionally hilarious, with stuff like “A woman reported to police that there was a man on her porch. Police arrived and determined that he was the plumber she had called.”
Ahh! Who throws away a good burrito? Huh? I WANT TO EAT THAT BURRITO!!!
“uh hello 911.yeah i was feelin around in this trashcan and i think i felt a baby.could you please send a man to remove it.”
burrito is actually a clothing/accessory term for a wrap you use to keep the baby warm. google “baby burrito”
..the hell? dear me they must have been very bored 0_o