Biggest Douchebag Ever?

45 Responses to “Biggest Douchebag Ever?”

1. Tori on August 5th, 2008 6:58 pm
   

   I’ve seen someone do that with four parking spots, just pulled through and parked double on both sides.
2. Jared on August 5th, 2008 7:24 pm
   

   Or maybe the person is very, very, very handicaped.
3. Dan on August 6th, 2008 2:50 pm
   

   This happened years ago in a Simpsons episode. Homer was the original biggest douchebag ever.
4. Rich Hudson on August 6th, 2008 2:58 pm
   

   Key patrol, attack!
5. James on August 6th, 2008 4:03 pm
   

   In my hood this dick would have come back to 4 flats.
6. Stu on August 6th, 2008 4:26 pm
   

   It just HAD to be a BMW or a 4×4.

   Both, now that’s a SPECIAL kinda douchebag!
7. Telkom on August 6th, 2008 4:46 pm
   

   He’s obviously mentally retarded, and not only because he bought a Bee Em Trouble-you.
8. wood on August 6th, 2008 5:14 pm
   

   Or maybe there was an emergency and the driver had no time to park proper?
9. scodav on August 6th, 2008 5:21 pm
   

   Hey, I was only there for a minute! I just had to run in and….. (oops…)
10. Jacque MeHoff on August 6th, 2008 5:56 pm
    

    I’ll bet this is outside a Starbucks.
11. dave on August 6th, 2008 6:05 pm
    

    What a fuckhead. I’d personally wait for the cop/tow to come and smile broadly as his car was impounded. Then laugh in his better-than-you face.

    Jackass. Here’s hoping someone he cares about is handicapped soon.
12. Noire on August 6th, 2008 6:33 pm
    

    I’ve seen this happen many times and it takes all I have not to put out all four tires!!!
13. grumpy on August 6th, 2008 6:37 pm
    

    Whenever I see a car parked like that, I spit on the door handle.
14. gusevx on August 6th, 2008 6:38 pm
    

    @James

    In my hood this fool would have come back with no tires, no doors, no body, no interior seats, no speakers, no review mirror. No nothing but the damn frame.
15. robert on August 6th, 2008 6:49 pm
    

    How can you expect someone driving a vehicle to be able to park it? I mean, I can probably fly a plane, but I wouldn’t know how to park the damn thing.
16. adfg on August 6th, 2008 6:53 pm
    

    DAMN YOU. I’M IMPORTANT!!!!
17. Dewdude on August 6th, 2008 7:04 pm
    

    ….i don’t know…i say the photographer parked like that, hopped out, took photo, got back in, left
18. Protophobic on August 6th, 2008 8:19 pm
    

    Honestly, I find it diffiult to maximize the douchebaggery of this photo, save for showing the d-bag himself sporting a popped collar and lifting weights on the hood of the car
19. spezzy on August 6th, 2008 8:28 pm
    

    I like the added touch of blocking the parking space on the right with a metal railing, wouldn’t want anyone to get too close.
20. shack95 on August 6th, 2008 8:34 pm
    

    find the whole family!
21. ObamaMama on August 6th, 2008 8:41 pm
    

    Actually Bush is the biggest douchebag ever, but this guy is definitely in the top 10.
22. littlebunnyfu on August 6th, 2008 9:28 pm
    

    dude, that’s not the biggest douche ever. My ex drives an Accord.
23. E on August 6th, 2008 9:36 pm
    

    Notice the European plates.

    Enough said.
24. Ricardo on August 6th, 2008 9:41 pm
    

    Simpsons did it! Simpsons did it!
25. Jon W on August 6th, 2008 10:55 pm
    

    It’s a BMW driver. What’s new?
26. eddiedell on August 7th, 2008 12:17 am
    

    That’s how Russian mafia parks in Russia!!
27. THE.MAC.GOD on August 7th, 2008 12:37 am
    

    For this kind of special, I found the following site:

    http://www.youparklikeanasshole.com/

    Perfect for this type of behavior.
28. barry lundie on August 7th, 2008 2:42 am
    

    fuck em they’re only spazzers, they should use their wheelchairs
29. Ranny on August 7th, 2008 2:58 am
    

    Funny,coz george bush too(da biggest douchebag) happens 2 preside over dat country.NO wonder who voted fr him.
30. Bilie on August 7th, 2008 4:18 am
    

    Welcome to Russia motherfuckers
31. alanna on August 7th, 2008 6:15 am
    

    he is a douche because some people do that so people won’t scratch their “precious car”
32. Johnny on August 7th, 2008 7:41 am
    

    Maybe the guy is blind, people! Com’on!
33. Lex on August 7th, 2008 11:07 am
    

    I dream to find out such a one, that’s why I always carry an iron fist
    (I really do)
34. steve on August 7th, 2008 11:22 am
    

    tow the db
35. mooby on August 7th, 2008 11:47 am
    

    i like to key cars parked like this.
36. picasso on August 7th, 2008 1:07 pm
    

    in my hood he’d come back to a new paintjob too
37. Meaner on August 8th, 2008 12:16 am
    

    I have these friends…… TOW TRUCK!!!!
38. SkumRox on August 8th, 2008 8:24 am
    

    Lucky for me I drive a tow truck, so i could break into the vehicle and fuck him up. or simply take all the lug nuts off .
39. No Crapp on August 8th, 2008 11:13 am
    

    I have never seen someone park across multiple handicapped spots like that, this guy is without a doubt the biggest fuckwad on wheels.
    I often wait and challenge people who park in handicapped spots without tags.
    Lazy, self centered assholes.
    I want to get stickers made, to place on the rear bumper of cars like that.
    Something like “I Suck Cock, ask for a free sample”
    And use super glue
    Grrr
40. Chris on August 8th, 2008 12:11 pm
    

    Correct. Biggest douche ever. I fucking hate when people do that, his BMW isn’t even that cool. I mean, it is pretty cool, but it is nothing special…especially not special enough to park in 3 spots. Fuck that.
41. James on August 9th, 2008 8:15 pm
    

    When I see people do that, I make sure to pull in right beside the car as close as possible. Hey if they can park like that then I can too. 3″ from their driver’s door.
42. Somebody on August 9th, 2008 11:50 pm
    

    I bet this guy is Arab
43. Crow on August 10th, 2008 12:21 pm
    

    I swear this same guy parks taking two spots outside of my building EVERY day in Chicago. Next time I see him, I’m going to ram him with my 1988 Trooper.
44. Magzilla on August 13th, 2008 4:17 pm
    

    This thing would look a lot better with a dozen eggs splattered all over it.
45. SGT. E. G. ROCK on October 4th, 2008 1:43 pm
    

    * I would love to key it, ticket it, break some windows, put sugar in his gas tank, and then tow it to the Bronx and leave it *

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