He’s obviously mentally retarded, and not only because he bought a Bee Em Trouble-you.
wood on
August 6th, 2008 5:14 pm
Or maybe there was an emergency and the driver had no time to park proper?
scodav on
August 6th, 2008 5:21 pm
Hey, I was only there for a minute! I just had to run in and….. (oops…)
Jacque MeHoff on
August 6th, 2008 5:56 pm
I’ll bet this is outside a Starbucks.
dave on
August 6th, 2008 6:05 pm
What a fuckhead. I’d personally wait for the cop/tow to come and smile broadly as his car was impounded. Then laugh in his better-than-you face.
Jackass. Here’s hoping someone he cares about is handicapped soon.
Noire on
August 6th, 2008 6:33 pm
I’ve seen this happen many times and it takes all I have not to put out all four tires!!!
grumpy on
August 6th, 2008 6:37 pm
Whenever I see a car parked like that, I spit on the door handle.
gusevx on
August 6th, 2008 6:38 pm
@James
In my hood this fool would have come back with no tires, no doors, no body, no interior seats, no speakers, no review mirror. No nothing but the damn frame.
robert on
August 6th, 2008 6:49 pm
How can you expect someone driving a vehicle to be able to park it? I mean, I can probably fly a plane, but I wouldn’t know how to park the damn thing.
adfg on
August 6th, 2008 6:53 pm
DAMN YOU. I’M IMPORTANT!!!!
Dewdude on
August 6th, 2008 7:04 pm
….i don’t know…i say the photographer parked like that, hopped out, took photo, got back in, left
Protophobic on
August 6th, 2008 8:19 pm
Honestly, I find it diffiult to maximize the douchebaggery of this photo, save for showing the d-bag himself sporting a popped collar and lifting weights on the hood of the car
spezzy on
August 6th, 2008 8:28 pm
I like the added touch of blocking the parking space on the right with a metal railing, wouldn’t want anyone to get too close.
I have never seen someone park across multiple handicapped spots like that, this guy is without a doubt the biggest fuckwad on wheels.
I often wait and challenge people who park in handicapped spots without tags.
Lazy, self centered assholes.
I want to get stickers made, to place on the rear bumper of cars like that.
Something like “I Suck Cock, ask for a free sample”
And use super glue
Grrr
Chris on
August 8th, 2008 12:11 pm
Correct. Biggest douche ever. I fucking hate when people do that, his BMW isn’t even that cool. I mean, it is pretty cool, but it is nothing special…especially not special enough to park in 3 spots. Fuck that.
James on
August 9th, 2008 8:15 pm
When I see people do that, I make sure to pull in right beside the car as close as possible. Hey if they can park like that then I can too. 3″ from their driver’s door.
Somebody on
August 9th, 2008 11:50 pm
I bet this guy is Arab
Crow on
August 10th, 2008 12:21 pm
I swear this same guy parks taking two spots outside of my building EVERY day in Chicago. Next time I see him, I’m going to ram him with my 1988 Trooper.
I’ve seen someone do that with four parking spots, just pulled through and parked double on both sides.
Or maybe the person is very, very, very handicaped.
This happened years ago in a Simpsons episode. Homer was the original biggest douchebag ever.
Key patrol, attack!
In my hood this dick would have come back to 4 flats.
It just HAD to be a BMW or a 4×4.
Both, now that’s a SPECIAL kinda douchebag!
He’s obviously mentally retarded, and not only because he bought a Bee Em Trouble-you.
Or maybe there was an emergency and the driver had no time to park proper?
Hey, I was only there for a minute! I just had to run in and….. (oops…)
I’ll bet this is outside a Starbucks.
What a fuckhead. I’d personally wait for the cop/tow to come and smile broadly as his car was impounded. Then laugh in his better-than-you face.
Jackass. Here’s hoping someone he cares about is handicapped soon.
I’ve seen this happen many times and it takes all I have not to put out all four tires!!!
Whenever I see a car parked like that, I spit on the door handle.
@James
In my hood this fool would have come back with no tires, no doors, no body, no interior seats, no speakers, no review mirror. No nothing but the damn frame.
How can you expect someone driving a vehicle to be able to park it? I mean, I can probably fly a plane, but I wouldn’t know how to park the damn thing.
DAMN YOU. I’M IMPORTANT!!!!
….i don’t know…i say the photographer parked like that, hopped out, took photo, got back in, left
Honestly, I find it diffiult to maximize the douchebaggery of this photo, save for showing the d-bag himself sporting a popped collar and lifting weights on the hood of the car
I like the added touch of blocking the parking space on the right with a metal railing, wouldn’t want anyone to get too close.
find the whole family!
Actually Bush is the biggest douchebag ever, but this guy is definitely in the top 10.
dude, that’s not the biggest douche ever. My ex drives an Accord.
Notice the European plates.
Enough said.
Simpsons did it! Simpsons did it!
It’s a BMW driver. What’s new?
That’s how Russian mafia parks in Russia!!
For this kind of special, I found the following site:
http://www.youparklikeanasshole.com/
Perfect for this type of behavior.
fuck em they’re only spazzers, they should use their wheelchairs
Funny,coz george bush too(da biggest douchebag) happens 2 preside over dat country.NO wonder who voted fr him.
Welcome to Russia motherfuckers
he is a douche because some people do that so people won’t scratch their “precious car”
Maybe the guy is blind, people! Com’on!
I dream to find out such a one, that’s why I always carry an iron fist
(I really do)
tow the db
i like to key cars parked like this.
in my hood he’d come back to a new paintjob too
I have these friends…… TOW TRUCK!!!!
Lucky for me I drive a tow truck, so i could break into the vehicle and fuck him up. or simply take all the lug nuts off .
I have never seen someone park across multiple handicapped spots like that, this guy is without a doubt the biggest fuckwad on wheels.
I often wait and challenge people who park in handicapped spots without tags.
Lazy, self centered assholes.
I want to get stickers made, to place on the rear bumper of cars like that.
Something like “I Suck Cock, ask for a free sample”
And use super glue
Grrr
Correct. Biggest douche ever. I fucking hate when people do that, his BMW isn’t even that cool. I mean, it is pretty cool, but it is nothing special…especially not special enough to park in 3 spots. Fuck that.
When I see people do that, I make sure to pull in right beside the car as close as possible. Hey if they can park like that then I can too. 3″ from their driver’s door.
I bet this guy is Arab
I swear this same guy parks taking two spots outside of my building EVERY day in Chicago. Next time I see him, I’m going to ram him with my 1988 Trooper.
This thing would look a lot better with a dozen eggs splattered all over it.
* I would love to key it, ticket it, break some windows, put sugar in his gas tank, and then tow it to the Bronx and leave it *
i also always spit on the windows and doors of fucktards like this