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31 responses so far ↓

• 1 Jimmy L // Mar 7, 2008 at 9:34 am

  Is that chair for real?

• 2 Henry Ass says // Mar 7, 2008 at 10:35 am

  No it’s fake but that azz is real, don’t you want some? U know U do.

• 3 GUmy // Mar 7, 2008 at 10:39 am

  Real chair, real america.

• 4 Eric V // Mar 7, 2008 at 10:45 am

  Not for long.

• 5 Bruce // Mar 7, 2008 at 10:52 am

  Really, it’s taking a surprising amount of weight.

• 6 chad // Mar 7, 2008 at 10:53 am

  That chair is an engineering marvel. My god.

• 7 Matt // Mar 7, 2008 at 10:58 am

  Is the _chair_ real you ask?

  Jesus.

• 8 Jimmy L for president // Mar 7, 2008 at 11:17 am

  Jimmy L, that was the best comment ever ! Thanks

• 9 Shaze // Mar 7, 2008 at 11:36 am

  It must be solid steel or adamantium or something…

  I wonder how slowly she sits down on things? I imagine many a chair has perished under the mere threat of being sat on by her gigantic car-sized ass.

• 10 beej // Mar 7, 2008 at 11:40 am

  It’s got triangles. Triangles are strong.

• 11 Muffinmix // Mar 7, 2008 at 11:45 am

  I like big butts and I cannot lie, you other brothers can’t deny. That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face, you get sprung!

• 12 Sean // Mar 7, 2008 at 12:16 pm

  The part most people miss from that Sir Mix-a-lot song is the ‘itty bitty waist’ line…not sure it applies to the lady atop the herculean chair

• 13 m_h // Mar 7, 2008 at 12:17 pm

  It’s funny how everyone can tell this is a woman based on her clothes alone.

• 14 Baytown Bert // Mar 7, 2008 at 12:39 pm

  A cannibal’s delight…

• 15 alex // Mar 7, 2008 at 12:49 pm

  I wonder how much poop has yet to be wiped.. there’s no possible way she can get all of it… if any… ewwwww I WONDER IF ANY EVEN MAKES IT TO THE TOILET NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AAGHHHHHHHHHHH

• 16 dazraf // Mar 7, 2008 at 1:42 pm

  Just read the comments and wanted to say thanks for the best laugh of the week!

• 17 Horndog // Mar 7, 2008 at 1:56 pm

  I’d hit it.

  I don’t care if it turns out to be a guy…

• 18 Whats with the Poop Comment // Mar 7, 2008 at 2:15 pm

  Dude, why did you have to go and say something like that.

• 19 Laminar // Mar 7, 2008 at 2:32 pm

  Someone like that doesn’t actually sit down; just sort of ooze over the chair, then retract their legs

• 20 Bob Holness // Mar 7, 2008 at 2:38 pm

  “I wonder how slowly she sits down on things? I imagine many a chair has perished under the mere threat of being sat on by her gigantic car-sized ass.”

  She starts to sit down slowly but shortly thereafter the knees can’t take anymore and…whapp.

• 21 nobody inparticular // Mar 7, 2008 at 2:39 pm

  m_h

  it isn’t the clothes, it is the fat distribution. Men and women carry fat on their bodies in different locations. Men in the stomach, sides, and arms, women in the hips, thighs, and butt.

• 22 gin // Mar 7, 2008 at 3:11 pm

  @Alex

  That’s why they invented the car wash :). They take wide loads.

  Wouldn’t you think there would be a natural aversion to being that heavy?

• 23 Stop Eating // Mar 7, 2008 at 3:16 pm

  What really pisses me off is when I see someone like this and then see their 8 yr old with them that already weighs 150lbs. Those kids never had a chance.

• 24 flip // Mar 7, 2008 at 3:49 pm

  The above illustration was created in 3D Max

  just joking around…
  honestly

  This chick is a slut she’s not even wearing any underwear!
  my momma taught me about women like her…

• 25 baby // Mar 7, 2008 at 4:28 pm

  aahhhhhh!!!

• 26 Heidi // Mar 7, 2008 at 5:39 pm

  m_h, you can tell it’s a woman by her waist (no jokes). She still has a feminine curve. I’ve seen enough nudes all of shapes and sizes to know a woman or man when I see one, regardless if you can see a face.

• 27 roger // Mar 8, 2008 at 6:42 am

  LOL! That chair is bigger than it looks…

• 28 Peter // Mar 8, 2008 at 1:10 pm

  Do they make any other furniture?
  I’d like to see their catalogue.
  I’m very impressed.

• 29 Ell.bee // Apr 1, 2008 at 2:08 pm

  @ Alex & Gin - AHH that made a terrible picture in my head!!

• 30 Lulli // Apr 1, 2008 at 2:09 pm

  I wonder if she has any feeling down there…

• 31 Laura // Apr 29, 2008 at 4:04 am

  Anything engineered correctly holds twice the weight it says it would.

  The engineer for that chair should be commended.

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