Cheap Calories
March 7, 2008
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Is that chair for real?
No it’s fake but that azz is real, don’t you want some? U know U do.
Real chair, real america.
Not for long.
Really, it’s taking a surprising amount of weight.
That chair is an engineering marvel. My god.
Is the _chair_ real you ask?
Jesus.
Jimmy L, that was the best comment ever ! Thanks
It must be solid steel or adamantium or something…
I wonder how slowly she sits down on things? I imagine many a chair has perished under the mere threat of being sat on by her gigantic car-sized ass.
It’s got triangles. Triangles are strong.
I like big butts and I cannot lie, you other brothers can’t deny. That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face, you get sprung!
The part most people miss from that Sir Mix-a-lot song is the ‘itty bitty waist’ line…not sure it applies to the lady atop the herculean chair
It’s funny how everyone can tell this is a woman based on her clothes alone.
A cannibal’s delight…
I wonder how much poop has yet to be wiped.. there’s no possible way she can get all of it… if any… ewwwww I WONDER IF ANY EVEN MAKES IT TO THE TOILET NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AAGHHHHHHHHHHH
Just read the comments and wanted to say thanks for the best laugh of the week!
I’d hit it.
I don’t care if it turns out to be a guy…
Dude, why did you have to go and say something like that.
Someone like that doesn’t actually sit down; just sort of ooze over the chair, then retract their legs
“I wonder how slowly she sits down on things? I imagine many a chair has perished under the mere threat of being sat on by her gigantic car-sized ass.”
She starts to sit down slowly but shortly thereafter the knees can’t take anymore and…whapp.
m_h
it isn’t the clothes, it is the fat distribution. Men and women carry fat on their bodies in different locations. Men in the stomach, sides, and arms, women in the hips, thighs, and butt.
@Alex
That’s why they invented the car wash :). They take wide loads.
Wouldn’t you think there would be a natural aversion to being that heavy?
What really pisses me off is when I see someone like this and then see their 8 yr old with them that already weighs 150lbs. Those kids never had a chance.
The above illustration was created in 3D Max
just joking around…
honestly
This chick is a slut she’s not even wearing any underwear!
my momma taught me about women like her…
aahhhhhh!!!
m_h, you can tell it’s a woman by her waist (no jokes). She still has a feminine curve. I’ve seen enough nudes all of shapes and sizes to know a woman or man when I see one, regardless if you can see a face.
LOL! That chair is bigger than it looks…
Do they make any other furniture?
I’d like to see their catalogue.
I’m very impressed.
@ Alex & Gin - AHH that made a terrible picture in my head!!
I wonder if she has any feeling down there…
Anything engineered correctly holds twice the weight it says it would.
The engineer for that chair should be commended.
@ Laura
lol, that my friend, is more than five times the suggested weight.. at the least =P man…. the engineer for that chair should be given… uhh…. a Nobel peace prize!! for… ummm…. (thinks hard….)
Did anyone notice she is surrounded by luggage, which I can only assume to mean she is traveling, which again, I can only assume to mean that is by plane. I think that was the day this particular airline called it quits!