I Would Rather Hit a Deer

18 Responses to “I Would Rather Hit a Deer”

1. mill on January 8th, 2009 4:03 pm
   

   That thing would definitely make you about spill your beer, aye!
2. anon on January 8th, 2009 9:05 pm
   

   That wouldn’t make you spill your beer. It would spill your blood. Probably crush your entire damn body, for that matter, and make your car in to a crushed tin can.

   Never a pretty sight.
3. rob on January 8th, 2009 9:27 pm
   

   without spilling your beer? damn
4. mill on January 8th, 2009 10:34 pm
   

   hey you know how it is rob, canucks love beer more than hockey. They are taught well from birth to never spill a beverage!!!! So I hear!
5. Bob Barker on January 8th, 2009 10:56 pm
   

   “Like This? Then Check Out:

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   Lawl.
6. Brigit on January 9th, 2009 1:03 am
   

   I’ve seen the results of car vs. moose. The moose won. And it was only a baby.
7. Rutefly on January 9th, 2009 4:48 am
   

   A baby driving a car ? Wow, thats radical. Wtf is that moose’s problem beating up a kid ?
8. douggie on January 9th, 2009 9:29 am
   

   ^^^ Bahahaha, I thought the same thing as I read Brigit’s comment.
9. BarBarian on January 9th, 2009 9:42 am
   

   The legs of the average adult moose are longer than the hood of the average North American coup… meaning when the average coup hits the average moose, the average body swings down onto the cabin of the car like a two tonne sledgehammer… and now you know (’cuz knowledge is half the battle!)
10. nick on January 9th, 2009 12:55 pm
    

    No worries, I have Aussie beer. It doesn’t spill. It doesn’t do anything, except making you drunk, after a while. Even if you hit the Virgin Mary, you don’t get sued for child support
11. mikey on January 10th, 2009 7:21 pm
    

    I once grazed a deer as I came screaming around a turn in my old TR-4 with the top down. I slammed on the brakes and slid up to him at an angle, just clipping him and cracking the right turn-signal lens. He jumped over my car…I felt the breeze as one of his back hooves flew past my head. I didnt spill my beer but I might have peed a little…..
12. Pete on January 10th, 2009 9:16 pm
    

    Lots of Moose/Vehicle interaction here in Alaska. Very difficult to see at night or twilight, named the ‘Great Ghost’. They are indeed cows on stilts and will total a vehicle, many times trotting off unfazed…
13. poon on January 12th, 2009 2:21 am
    

    At least this is better than “Refrain from honking your horn, deer are have sex.”
14. poon on January 12th, 2009 2:22 am
    

    …and I’m serious about the “…are have sex” part…
15. bobo the clown on January 13th, 2009 11:15 am
    

    Will do moose stuff for money.

    I could have sex with ya, or I could just stand over there and drink from the lake, and everything in between.
16. Dust Monkey on January 16th, 2009 11:57 pm
    

    Nothing Sarah Palin can’t take care of.
17. palins bff on March 5th, 2009 8:46 pm
    

    sarah palin is da bomb wutcha talkin bout?………..O.o jkn!
18. emily on March 27th, 2009 2:11 am
    

    Moose: 1
    Car: 0

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