Its A Juggalo Funeral
June 6, 2008
I might be heartless, and I’m definitely going to hell, but this kid seriously never had a chance:
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LAWL
EPICFAIL
THE LULZ JUST KEEP ON COMING FROM THESE PEOPLE
I don’t get it, did she eat the baby or what?
Hello! FUNERAL.
The kid died, she didn’t eat it.
And BTW, Juggalos fucking rock.
lawlz
juggalos are so dumb =)
she was so fat she didn’t even know she was pregnant.
Any of you ever put your infant in the ground……Didn’t think so.
It’s not a pleasant experience. Trust me on that one.
These people are very different I have to agree…..and surely not packing a sixpack.
It’s fine to mock what they are and how they dress. However.
I consider myself a pretty sick bastard, but….
The child should be left out of the humour….that’s just wrong.
are you sure it wasnt their midget that died?
i may not have a six pack but i’m also not a fat cunt either…
they really didn’t want that kid anyway because if they did she would have gone through with pregnancy procedures..vitamins, pre natal care..etc.
they’re just idiots.
a perfect example that stupid people and drug addicts should not breed.
not funny to see people taking the piss out of a funeral.
they look sad in that pic, but later they open that somamabitch and it’s full of fago and ice… and dead baby.
I msupose it is odd for some to see or hear people make jokes at the death of a baby, but that may not be a baby, it may half of a 10 year old.
and even if it is a baby, if those were may prents id roll off the kitchen table my self.
ive not put a baby in the ground, but i have put one in a wood chipper. pleasant, i supose not, hil-fucking-larious, yes.
what people don’t seem to get is, its not that these people are fat, or odd that makes this funny. the fact that they are fat and odd, and seem to be attending their child’s funeral in ICP sweat shirts, leads one to believe one of (f not both) two posibilities. One, it was thier fault. And/or two, it is better off dead.
On top of the fact that its a dead baby and that is comedy gold.
I’m not even looking at the odd people. I’m looking at the casket. Does anyone else see the stick figure chasing and shooting another one? Was their baby killed in a shoot out, or what???
Now that’s classy.
wow…
The baby died at like 6 or 7 mos gestation because the mom was a frickin drug addict and took all kinds of drugs every day. Then after the baby died she tried to sue the hospital claiming they killed the baby when in fact it was stillborn because of her horrendous drug abuse.
Darwin was right.
Every one of these “juggalo” people I see are trailer trash and fat….
It’s…amazing
It’s really just the remnants of their thanksgiving turkey/stray dog that a juggalo from another clan ran into the house and peed on. Stupid juggalo clan wars. When will they end?
everybody that left a haterous comment about someone losing there child is a straightup asshole. u need to go out back and shoot yourselves like now. Juggalo 4 life. love and prayers to the family of the lost baby ‘lo
fuck you, first of all, putting a child into the ground is never fucking funny, and you’re a fucking dickhead beyond all dickheads to take a picture of a funeral for a a child and make fun of the picture, second of all, just because you aren’t intelligent enough to listen to more than just the “hit” songs from icp and probably haven’t heard anything else from psychopathic records, and haven’t even listened to the lyrics in any of their songs beyond what you think is funny doesn’t mean you have any god damned right to make fun of juggalos period, fuck you, all of you who thought this picture was funny for any reason
hey i`m soooooo… sorry that your doter died my younger brother died the day he was born
Fuck. I’m torn. I wanna laugh at how ridiculous they look, but the death of a child is beyond sad. Although I wanna spit on these two for making what I consider a mockery of the funeral. Sure, it’s not my place, but fuckin come on.
wat the fuck dude i love her hair but the sad thing is that lil boy is dead well i kno that i have a black heart and only love one man but am goin to limbo and i dont giv a fuck who knos (Go juggalos)bitches
Wearing those clothes to the funeral of your own child is just asking to be ridiculed at best. I would have those people beaten.
Good lord, at least rent a suit. Sweat pants and band shirts to your child’s FUNERAL? The ONLY time in these people’s lives that they would be expected to dress appropriately?
God damn.
may i pray for the little lo to make it to shangri-la and pray for the parents to keep strong
cuz when i die show no pitty
just send my soul to juggalo city,
dig my grave six feet deep,
put two matches by my feet,
put two hatchets on my chest,
and tell my homies i did my best
f—- all of you that hate juggalos and f— all of you who think this is funny
when i die i want to get buried with my facepaint on and hatchet man on my mutha f—-in coffin all who disagree F–K OFF!!! because one day the wraith will come for you and you will be judged by THE DARK CARNIVAL!!!
cool man thats a sweet coffine if my son dies i would the same thing much love for all my dead homies
This is a extremely sad people, and too all those of you, who are being blind at the fact that this is a chid, a Living Being and just because It’s a juggalo, Doesn’t mean whatsoever that you should judge it to be lower than you, you people are acting like the people in that photo are nothing, well you are nothing too us.
Losing a child is a very depressing and hard thing to go through, for everyone.
and everyone has a different way of dealing with it, Us juggalo’s, We have our family. and people like you, we don’t give two shits about, so Keep in mind that we are all equal, no matter our way of life.
MMFWCL.
and FTFO haters.
He looks like a shaker. shifty-eyed, guilty-looking…
Well, at first I felt bad, but then I looked up what Juggalos are, what they believe, and then read all the comments posted by people who support and/or are juggalos themselves, and I gotta say… I’m glad one of you died. All of your kind should die out.
To all the “juggalos” who posted-I can only hope your offspring die early too. We don’t need anymore of you idiots running around.
Fuck dat Yo! I’m a Juggalo!
Are you sure this isn’t something like a pet funeral or something? No one seem too torn up. No one is wearing anything decent. Maybe it’s an ice box. God help us all if this is how you bury your young.
Its hilarious reading a random faggalo or juggadike comment saying death threat over the internet when they wouldnt do shit in person and even more hilarious when they put MMFWCL 4 Life at the end to make it think they are the shit….when ICP fans are actually just SHIT.
If i saw one of you faggalos in person you wouldnt do a damn fucking thing but just walk away.
oh no no no, this shits fine to mock, that fucking fat cow KILLED her baby. She drank and did xanax heavily by her own admission during pregnancy. ON top of the fact that her fat ass would complicate the birth.
You can mock this shit, because her fucking ignorance murdered that child. Her no-class, this ICP themed funeral (god, typing those three words in sequence makes me fuckin’ queasy.) is the fucking top of the pyramid of stupidity that comprises the woman’s being.
It’s hard to feel sorry for someone who then goes through this, and then bitches at an internet radio station for not sending her free shit.
Dress appropriately? They aren’t a part of your mainstream culture! You can’t tell them how to dress! As if that even matters! So they have to wear UGLY suits to convey they are serious? Dressing differently from the norm doesn’t make you silly, childish, irreverent, lackadaisical, involved in frivolous behavior, etc. It’s not all fun and games and costuming. I’m not a juggalo in the least but I do dress VERY bizarre and certainly take life (and death) seriously! Though these people are ridiculous, with the mother using her child’s death as a means to collect free ICP merchandise. And I’m not particularly fond of the juggalo lifestyle as THAT tends to be all of those terms I’ve mentioned and more. Music tastes determine a lot about a person. If THAT is the type of music these people would actually define themselves by…well, it’s like, THAT…THAT would inspire them? It’s not a matter of me not liking their genre, either. It’s beyond that. But I still wouldn’t judge individual juggalos.
F**k all yall juggalo haters callinus fat and poheads and shit ima juggalo im ripped like no other besides thats sad to lose a child u guys who make fun of are family u best watch yourself
That kid’s better off.
Funerals are never funny
But really man…if your child is dead and you have to put him in a coffin..
do you really have to put stupid decals of some gay ass space cunt with a “ray gun” that suspiciously looks like a dildo. Plus, your wear your stupid ass ICP gear to a funeral??? really? you cant have at least some respect to dress up and get your fat ass into a dress or something?
yeah its sad. but seriously, the child is better off dead.
who wants to sign a petition to put Chemical Castration chemicals in Fago..lol
Wow you people dont deserve to breath. Can only hope you die sooner then later.
wtf is wrong with you ppl?
so what its a mother and a father dressed like shit on their child funeral?
so what they wanted an icp funeral?
it symbolizes who they are and what their family stood for. not every juggalo does drugs. they are not horrible people, some of them are better than you are. laughing and mocking them. what pricks. do you realize the pain that they went through? so what if they are fat? does that honestly have to mean they ATE their child?
you are all so pathetic for discriminating a person for who and what they are. do you sit outside a church and laugh @ all the nuns walking out? would you laugh @ the monks for living in peace?
uh huh… anyone that claims to be a Juggalo has an personal identity issue… yes, it’s more than just a wee bit sad a child died, but really? Was the freaky casket necessary, or was it to accessorize with the ICP shirts so they didn’t look out of place? Yep, America is now a third world country for sure… fricktards…
MMFWCL4L
Rest in peace. I’m sorry for your loss and no matter who you are, how you dress, or where you come from, as long as your heart is in the right place, may god be with you and bless your child.
Mcl
P.S. I’m sorry to those who think you have to belittle us just to feel important in the world, hopefully you find your selves before it’s too late.
Again I say;
People like you make me sick. Hating on people that have the right to do what we want. So what if juggalos are a little weird. So is every religion, race, orginization, and group. If it wasent, then we would all be the exact same. I’m proud to be a juggalette, and it’s very sad that this baby lette died. The mother, yes could have taken better are of it or her weight, but she tried her hardest to give that little one life. So what if she didn’t know if she was pregnat for a while? This isn’t the first time that has happened. Just the first time for a juggalette (that we know of at least). You can blame whoever you want for this and whatever reasons, but you can’t judge a whole group on what happened to one. Honestly if I met her I’d give her a big hug and tell her;
“when i die show no pitty
send my soul the juggalo city
bury my casket six feet deep
put two hatchets by my feet
put two hatchets by my chest
and tell my homies i did my best”
See she dis mess up, and I don’t even know her, but I love her anyway. That’s why were a family. Were misfits. Were the outcast, and we have grown to accept that. That is why we became a juggalo/ette. And that is why we will stay that way. And hate all you want but we won’t go away.
We will never die alone…juggalos will carry on….
That line is true. When all of your family and friends die, what will you have left? I’ll tell you what I will have, every juggalo and juggalette that was, is, or will be. MCL
Just kidding - juggalo’s are fucking stupid!
hey yall im a juggalo but i dont see why ppl post dead babies of any kind on the internet its just wrong. my son is 1 yrs old now and i knew on halloween of 08 that i was prego. i didnt do drugs and i dont now. if my son was to pass i wouldnt want to think of him this way its just sick. i know ppl think juggalos are stupid but were not some are but not all. i feel bad for the mother of the child but the pics are uncalled for and her call to wfuckoffradio was bullshit raising hell about not gettin free shit when her daughter just died. she is a dumbass.
yeah I know making fun of juggalos is cool right??
but fuk man dont make fun of juggalos that lost their kid
take this picture down its really too morbid for this site almost all the pics here made me laugh but this one was just tasteless
Anyone else notice the bad ass grandma in that like blue trench coat type thing.
What a bad ass…
This is stupid
Juggaho’s are stupid.
None of yall bitches back the shit you talk up
man f**k all you clown haters to be a ‘lo or lette is a way of life you wouldnt critize them if they were jewish, catholic, or buddist just because we believe in things different from you dont mean s#!t and just like any religon yeah we gotta few screwballs and yes so do you! yeah we have our own belifs and our own music but you know what we not THAT much different than you! im a lette for life and you know what i was skinny up until a few months ago when i got pregnant with my little girl! and she will be raised as a lette and no i dont smoke drink or even touch drugs nor does my lo husband and just because your a lo or lette doesnt mean you do or approve of drugs!!!
MCL to my homies and may the little lo rest in peace
No, fuck you. You compare being a “juggalo” to religions. That is just plain idiotic. It’s more of a cult/gang that believe that the idiot Violent J had this “ahhh so aweful” experience with a butteryfly at 4 years old, later goes on to be a criminal and starts a -gang-called ICP [Inner City Posse], (not yet the makeup clowns yet, but it was coming and it is lame), has a dream of a “dark carnival” with these wicked clowns (wait, isn’t that a Ray Bradbury book?, yep), and isn’t that a rip off of the film “Killer Klowns From Outer Space”? Yeah VJJ err Idiotic J and Shaggy 2 Doped Up. Family. Faygo. F-Bombs galore, totally idiotic lyrics and now we have that TOTAL POS “Miracles” and magnets. Be yourself, you don’t need a label like a juggalo, emo, metalhead whatever. And this is no defense of organized religions-that is not worth going into and OT. So good you don’t do these “things” that juggalos/maggots etc are well known for, but please for the sake of your daughter-don’t take her to Hot Topic for baby Hatchet ICP Diapers, pajamas or bed sheets.
MWMFCH - Mad Wicked MotherFuckin’ Clown Hate
lol. One lady in the back looks like she’s smiling. Dude I’ve seen some of the nasty shit juggalos do, and I’ve seen packs of them do nothing but sit around all day in a drum circle. People claim stereotyping is bad, but that’s how you get by in this world. Being naive only sets you up.
The only people that care about this babies death are the juggalos, everybody else thinks its a fucking “miracle” I still think they don’t deserve that baby, its better off dead, she was more concerned about getting her juggalo shit anyway. Its a good thing that baby wasn’t in the way. I can see her calling in an order at juggalious.com trying to get her free shit and sitting on the damn thing. Poor baby. I’m sorry you were born to idiots and you had to die in order to get away from them. Who cares what juggalos are or aren’t. They are the scum of the earth and probably the whole reason because stupidity all together. Everytime I get a question wrong on a test I believe I might be doomed to be a juggalo, but when I pass the test anyway I figure out why I’m not one. I’m smart.
O.O
reeeally?
…..
i mean REALLY???
i only read half of the comments…
my IQ kept dropping so i had to stop reading the stupidity.
Imma lette but i dont go over board with it,.
Im mature enough to know the difference between a dream/fantasy and reality.
But to all the haters or wtfever, if you could comment back to someone sayin shit to you, out of all the things you’d say i bet you would include “I dont give a fuck”
You all do. all the haters lol
If you truly didnt “”give a fuck” you would not have just spent your time typing ANYTHING as a response to this.
YOU gave US your time.
Therefore you do give a fuck ^_^
Stop lyin to others and most of all, yourself.
lol PS.
Some of you need to learn to spell.
i know i spelled things wrong, but what i did spell wrong i purposefully spelled wrong, shortcutting or whatever some of you call “Computer Lingo”
The things i read up there were obviously illiterate fuck tards
&& dont use the excuse you didnt finish school
Neither did I
But i learned to spell In Kindergarden ^_^
Dont play stupid
<33333333333333333333333333You Can Hate Me, but You Sure as Hell Wont Break Me <33333333333333333333333333
Is she really wearing an Insane Clown Posse sweatshirt to her baby’s funeral? I am assuming by her stance and facial expression that that’s her baby in the casket, which is seriously very sad.Poor baby.I almost want to smack her for disrespecting her baby that way. Come on, surely somebody could have helped her dress in a respectful way for her baby’s funeral!
Come on, people! It’s always really sad when a pet dwarf dies in an ice chest because it’s been smothered to death by ice and Faygo. Look, the woman allegedly lost her baby because she boozed it up and popped pills while she was pregnant. And don’t try to feed anyone that shit about how she “didn’t know she was pregnant right away–wouldn’t not having periods every month be her first clue that she indeed was pregnant? A developing fetus isn’t immediately poisoned to death by booze and pills. It isn’t a gunshot wound! That kind of fetal death is not immediate. Idiots.It takes time and significant quantities of such substances to poison a fetus in that manner. It doesn’t happen in a matter of mere weeks. Try months. Poor baby, but as sad as it is, I have to agree with the poster who said the baby is probably better off. But as another post stated, maybe it really is not a baby, but actually a dwarf in an ice chest.I prefer to think so, anyway. Baby or dwarf, it deserved better than to be eulogized by a couple of nitwits making a mockery of its death and of funerals in general by treating its funeral as an ICP mini-fest.I do like the badass grandma sitting and shivering the blue pea coat. I wonder how she feels about all this? She doesn’t look like she’d really be all that “down with the clown.” I guess juggaloism isn’t genetic, thank God.