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Its A Juggalo Funeral

June 6, 2008 

ICP funeral

I might be heartless, and I’m definitely going to hell, but this kid seriously never had a chance:

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40 Responses to “Its A Juggalo Funeral”

  1. andrew on June 7th, 2008 10:14 am

    LAWL
    EPICFAIL

  2. AKMOOSE on June 7th, 2008 8:26 pm

    THE LULZ JUST KEEP ON COMING FROM THESE PEOPLE

  3. catzDrCatz on June 25th, 2008 10:17 pm

    I don’t get it, did she eat the baby or what?

  4. smashe00 on June 27th, 2008 8:04 am

    Hello! FUNERAL.
    The kid died, she didn’t eat it.
    And BTW, Juggalos fucking rock.

  5. susie-kitty on June 27th, 2008 9:32 pm

    lawlz
    juggalos are so dumb =)

    she was so fat she didn’t even know she was pregnant.

  6. astro on July 1st, 2008 10:50 pm

    Any of you ever put your infant in the ground……Didn’t think so.
    It’s not a pleasant experience. Trust me on that one.

    These people are very different I have to agree…..and surely not packing a sixpack.

    It’s fine to mock what they are and how they dress. However.
    I consider myself a pretty sick bastard, but….

    The child should be left out of the humour….that’s just wrong.

  7. SMUTBAGS on July 2nd, 2008 12:44 am

    are you sure it wasnt their midget that died?

  8. susie-kitty on July 10th, 2008 2:42 pm

    i may not have a six pack but i’m also not a fat cunt either…

    they really didn’t want that kid anyway because if they did she would have gone through with pregnancy procedures..vitamins, pre natal care..etc.

    they’re just idiots.

    a perfect example that stupid people and drug addicts should not breed.

  9. Truant on July 13th, 2008 11:57 am

    not funny to see people taking the piss out of a funeral.

  10. Shroud on August 11th, 2008 9:12 am

    they look sad in that pic, but later they open that somamabitch and it’s full of fago and ice… and dead baby.

    I msupose it is odd for some to see or hear people make jokes at the death of a baby, but that may not be a baby, it may half of a 10 year old.

    and even if it is a baby, if those were may prents id roll off the kitchen table my self.

    ive not put a baby in the ground, but i have put one in a wood chipper. pleasant, i supose not, hil-fucking-larious, yes.

    what people don’t seem to get is, its not that these people are fat, or odd that makes this funny. the fact that they are fat and odd, and seem to be attending their child’s funeral in ICP sweat shirts, leads one to believe one of (f not both) two posibilities. One, it was thier fault. And/or two, it is better off dead.

    On top of the fact that its a dead baby and that is comedy gold.

  11. Lauren on August 13th, 2008 1:57 pm

    I’m not even looking at the odd people. I’m looking at the casket. Does anyone else see the stick figure chasing and shooting another one? Was their baby killed in a shoot out, or what???

  12. Magzilla on August 13th, 2008 4:31 pm

    Now that’s classy.

  13. matt on August 16th, 2008 7:45 pm

    wow…

  14. Rainne on August 17th, 2008 7:31 am

    The baby died at like 6 or 7 mos gestation because the mom was a frickin drug addict and took all kinds of drugs every day. Then after the baby died she tried to sue the hospital claiming they killed the baby when in fact it was stillborn because of her horrendous drug abuse.

  15. Chudartist1 on August 18th, 2008 8:41 pm

    Darwin was right.

  16. Sarah on August 19th, 2008 7:10 pm

    Every one of these “juggalo” people I see are trailer trash and fat….

    It’s…amazing

  17. Bawz on September 19th, 2008 3:42 pm

    It’s really just the remnants of their thanksgiving turkey/stray dog that a juggalo from another clan ran into the house and peed on. Stupid juggalo clan wars. When will they end?

  18. bdub on October 21st, 2008 1:24 pm

    everybody that left a haterous comment about someone losing there child is a straightup asshole. u need to go out back and shoot yourselves like now. Juggalo 4 life. love and prayers to the family of the lost baby ‘lo

  19. Secret Passion on October 26th, 2008 5:48 am

    fuck you, first of all, putting a child into the ground is never fucking funny, and you’re a fucking dickhead beyond all dickheads to take a picture of a funeral for a a child and make fun of the picture, second of all, just because you aren’t intelligent enough to listen to more than just the “hit” songs from icp and probably haven’t heard anything else from psychopathic records, and haven’t even listened to the lyrics in any of their songs beyond what you think is funny doesn’t mean you have any god damned right to make fun of juggalos period, fuck you, all of you who thought this picture was funny for any reason

  20. teresa on October 31st, 2008 9:27 am

    hey i`m soooooo… sorry that your doter died my younger brother died the day he was born

  21. Jason on November 1st, 2008 10:06 pm

    Fuck. I’m torn. I wanna laugh at how ridiculous they look, but the death of a child is beyond sad. Although I wanna spit on these two for making what I consider a mockery of the funeral. Sure, it’s not my place, but fuckin come on.

  22. megan on November 21st, 2008 3:23 pm

    wat the fuck dude i love her hair but the sad thing is that lil boy is dead well i kno that i have a black heart and only love one man but am goin to limbo and i dont giv a fuck who knos (Go juggalos)bitches

  23. ruby on February 4th, 2009 10:40 pm

    Wearing those clothes to the funeral of your own child is just asking to be ridiculed at best. I would have those people beaten.

    Good lord, at least rent a suit. Sweat pants and band shirts to your child’s FUNERAL? The ONLY time in these people’s lives that they would be expected to dress appropriately?

    God damn.

  24. porzach on February 12th, 2009 2:06 pm

    may i pray for the little lo to make it to shangri-la and pray for the parents to keep strong

    cuz when i die show no pitty
    just send my soul to juggalo city,
    dig my grave six feet deep,
    put two matches by my feet,
    put two hatchets on my chest,
    and tell my homies i did my best

    f—- all of you that hate juggalos and f— all of you who think this is funny
    when i die i want to get buried with my facepaint on and hatchet man on my mutha f—-in coffin all who disagree F–K OFF!!! because one day the wraith will come for you and you will be judged by THE DARK CARNIVAL!!!

  25. red eyed juggalo on February 21st, 2009 3:07 pm

    cool man thats a sweet coffine if my son dies i would the same thing much love for all my dead homies

  26. Scrawlly lotus on March 6th, 2009 9:09 am

    This is a extremely sad people, and too all those of you, who are being blind at the fact that this is a chid, a Living Being and just because It’s a juggalo, Doesn’t mean whatsoever that you should judge it to be lower than you, you people are acting like the people in that photo are nothing, well you are nothing too us.
    Losing a child is a very depressing and hard thing to go through, for everyone.
    and everyone has a different way of dealing with it, Us juggalo’s, We have our family. and people like you, we don’t give two shits about, so Keep in mind that we are all equal, no matter our way of life.

    MMFWCL.
    and FTFO haters.

  27. Mr Shine on April 19th, 2009 7:47 pm

    He looks like a shaker. shifty-eyed, guilty-looking…

  28. Fail on April 23rd, 2009 1:00 am

    Well, at first I felt bad, but then I looked up what Juggalos are, what they believe, and then read all the comments posted by people who support and/or are juggalos themselves, and I gotta say… I’m glad one of you died. All of your kind should die out.

  29. Huggalo on April 23rd, 2009 11:01 am

    To all the “juggalos” who posted-I can only hope your offspring die early too. We don’t need anymore of you idiots running around.

  30. Jiggily on May 6th, 2009 11:20 pm

    Fuck dat Yo! I’m a Juggalo!

  31. F'star on May 27th, 2009 3:39 pm

    Are you sure this isn’t something like a pet funeral or something? No one seem too torn up. No one is wearing anything decent. Maybe it’s an ice box. God help us all if this is how you bury your young.

  32. WhoFNCares on June 2nd, 2009 4:52 am

    Its hilarious reading a random faggalo or juggadike comment saying death threat over the internet when they wouldnt do shit in person and even more hilarious when they put MMFWCL 4 Life at the end to make it think they are the shit….when ICP fans are actually just SHIT.

    If i saw one of you faggalos in person you wouldnt do a damn fucking thing but just walk away.

  33. Locothrope on June 14th, 2009 11:01 pm

    oh no no no, this shits fine to mock, that fucking fat cow KILLED her baby. She drank and did xanax heavily by her own admission during pregnancy. ON top of the fact that her fat ass would complicate the birth.

    You can mock this shit, because her fucking ignorance murdered that child. Her no-class, this ICP themed funeral (god, typing those three words in sequence makes me fuckin’ queasy.) is the fucking top of the pyramid of stupidity that comprises the woman’s being.

    It’s hard to feel sorry for someone who then goes through this, and then bitches at an internet radio station for not sending her free shit.

  34. Weweweweweweeeeee on June 18th, 2009 4:41 am

    Dress appropriately? They aren’t a part of your mainstream culture! You can’t tell them how to dress! As if that even matters! So they have to wear UGLY suits to convey they are serious? Dressing differently from the norm doesn’t make you silly, childish, irreverent, lackadaisical, involved in frivolous behavior, etc. It’s not all fun and games and costuming. I’m not a juggalo in the least but I do dress VERY bizarre and certainly take life (and death) seriously! Though these people are ridiculous, with the mother using her child’s death as a means to collect free ICP merchandise. And I’m not particularly fond of the juggalo lifestyle as THAT tends to be all of those terms I’ve mentioned and more. Music tastes determine a lot about a person. If THAT is the type of music these people would actually define themselves by…well, it’s like, THAT…THAT would inspire them? It’s not a matter of me not liking their genre, either. It’s beyond that. But I still wouldn’t judge individual juggalos.

  35. robert on June 24th, 2009 1:26 am

    F**k all yall juggalo haters callinus fat and poheads and shit ima juggalo im ripped like no other besides thats sad to lose a child u guys who make fun of are family u best watch yourself

  36. ClownPoacher on July 16th, 2009 8:51 pm

    That kid’s better off.

  37. lucifer Sam on July 25th, 2009 2:17 am

    Funerals are never funny

    But really man…if your child is dead and you have to put him in a coffin..
    do you really have to put stupid decals of some gay ass space cunt with a “ray gun” that suspiciously looks like a dildo. Plus, your wear your stupid ass ICP gear to a funeral??? really? you cant have at least some respect to dress up and get your fat ass into a dress or something?

    yeah its sad. but seriously, the child is better off dead.

    who wants to sign a petition to put Chemical Castration chemicals in Fago..lol

  38. Johnny on July 30th, 2009 6:07 pm

    Wow you people dont deserve to breath. Can only hope you die sooner then later.

  39. pcplusluv on August 6th, 2009 5:04 pm

    wtf is wrong with you ppl?
    so what its a mother and a father dressed like shit on their child funeral?
    so what they wanted an icp funeral?
    it symbolizes who they are and what their family stood for. not every juggalo does drugs. they are not horrible people, some of them are better than you are. laughing and mocking them. what pricks. do you realize the pain that they went through? so what if they are fat? does that honestly have to mean they ATE their child?
    you are all so pathetic for discriminating a person for who and what they are. do you sit outside a church and laugh @ all the nuns walking out? would you laugh @ the monks for living in peace?

  40. decibelevel on September 3rd, 2009 6:02 am

    uh huh… anyone that claims to be a Juggalo has an personal identity issue… yes, it’s more than just a wee bit sad a child died, but really? Was the freaky casket necessary, or was it to accessorize with the ICP shirts so they didn’t look out of place? Yep, America is now a third world country for sure… fricktards…

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