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Jesus And Budweiser, A Match Made In Heaven?

February 29, 2008 

Jesus Beer

I know what you’re thinking, but it’s not photoshopped:

Sophisticated graffiti artists have left their mark near downtown Houston.

Someone covered up a billboard on La Branch at Winbern with a poster featuring a picture of Jesus Christ holding a Budweiser can. The company that leases the billboard believes vandals made the poster at home and then pasted it on top of the ad that’s supposed to be there.
It shows Jesus holding a Budweiser in between the phrases “Jesus, King of Jews” and “Jesus, King of Beers.”

“I thought that was just crazy,” said commuter Jose Cazares. “It looks professional too.”


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45 Responses to “Jesus And Budweiser, A Match Made In Heaven?”

  1. Rick on February 29th, 2008 2:58 pm

    Hilarious and so true

  2. Mat on February 29th, 2008 4:11 pm

    Thats shocking.. Bud is foul..

  3. Roach on February 29th, 2008 4:14 pm

    Good ad! They are both supposed to cause a state of euphoria, but what they do is weaken the mind to the truth.

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  5. kyleaxe on February 29th, 2008 8:24 pm

    All praise white jesus! Behold his perfectly shampooed hair and his neatly trimmed beard.

    Man.

  6. mike on February 29th, 2008 9:14 pm

    lol!!! this is a great punch !!!

  7. dude on February 29th, 2008 9:20 pm

    Roach — at least one of them is short-term.

  8. Bob on February 29th, 2008 11:02 pm

    Awesome! I’m buying a case of Bud this weekend!

  9. ex-sunnyvale-renter on February 29th, 2008 11:07 pm

    LOL!! Fact is, PBR’s much better than Buttwiper.

  10. Joel on February 29th, 2008 11:29 pm

    Don’t worry, folks.

    He would probably turn it into Guinness before drinking it.

  11. bst on February 29th, 2008 11:59 pm

    well, HeBrews!

  12. Esther Christian on March 1st, 2008 12:28 am

    This is ridiculous…….If one can’t respect the religion how can this people be respected……shame on those who r happy with this or have put this hoarding……well its not their mistake…after all they r ignorant…..I don’t understand y one needs to hate other religion……grow up guys…learn some basic thing’s of life…or else u wud get screwed…….

  13. Bock's Car on March 1st, 2008 12:57 am

    What would Jesus drink?…

    That’s probably the cheesiest ad I have seen so far. Budweiser and Jesus. A match made in heaven. (Link)

    http://www.photobasement.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/jesusbeer.jpg...

  14. pietpijlenboog on March 1st, 2008 1:52 am

    see the diffference? If you do the same thing with Mohammed World War 3 is at hand

  15. Dave on March 1st, 2008 2:53 am

    Funny! A great ad for something so instantly recognizable.

    …but who’s the prick on the left of the poster?

  16. Jimmy L on March 1st, 2008 5:43 am

    Jews = Beers?

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  17. Rich on March 1st, 2008 10:14 am

    Lol esther christian. You actually believe the world is 6000 years old, and that Noah gathered all the dinosaurs on his ark? Nice.

  18. Lord Felipe on March 1st, 2008 11:50 am

    Merlot, 2 buck charlie, Maker’s Mark whiskey, Samuel Adams. Mohammed, don’t be afriad to sip a little sangria mixed with bits of oranges and apples. And, maybe some lemon.

  19. lol on March 1st, 2008 6:23 pm

    drunken jesus when your depth reception allows you to walk on water (it is not water it is dirt)

  20. lol on March 1st, 2008 6:24 pm

    oh and esther christian you are an idiot wow people are getting stupider it must be all the lead we use

  21. Boogydood on March 1st, 2008 9:39 pm

    Nah, I always thought Jesus was more of a wine guy.

    Also, this totally isn’t a place for religious/anti-religious discussion. People like Roach can GTFO.

  22. DrawkwarD on March 2nd, 2008 9:09 am

    It would be better if it said “King of Jews, King of Brews” oh well i guess not everyone can be that clever.

  23. Dad on March 2nd, 2008 8:17 pm

    I just love all you haters.

  24. dogboy on March 3rd, 2008 9:39 am

    esther.. Y can’t U stop using letters instead of the actual words? Can you understand the concept of a JOKE? there’s no hate here, many of us love both beer and jesus AND we think this sign is quite funny. Now stop plopping your morality on the rest of us, and stop using letters instead of whole words.. it makes you look like you’re about 12 or 13 years old.

  25. lol at lol on March 3rd, 2008 11:28 am

    “drunken jesus when your depth reception allows you to walk on water (it is not water it is dirt)” — lol

    wow people are getting stupider — lol

    yeah, it looks like you must be explaining this whole getting “stupider” thing through example.

  26. Rian on March 3rd, 2008 10:55 pm

    Praise the lord and pass the beer. God that just brings a tear to my eye. Nice job, got to give the guys who did this a lot of credit.

  27. wannabedesi on March 3rd, 2008 11:13 pm

    It’s too postmodern for me to get it.

    Now if it said something like King of a good merlot…then I might laugh cause it would actually make sense.

    However, what’s with calling Jesus a prick? Don’t agree with Christians or any religion, just don’t be purile about it.

  28. SP on March 4th, 2008 11:12 am

    It’s Ron English.
    More of his culture jamming ways can be found on his site - Popaganda.com

  29. VIC on March 6th, 2008 11:24 am

    um…I don’t think they were implying that JESUS was the king of beers but rather BUDWEISER is the king of beers.

    Am I the only one that has realised this?

  30. oldster on March 6th, 2008 4:09 pm

    bur surely the old testiment proves that Jusus wasn’t a regular beer drinker, didn’t drunk beer. wasnot king of beers. so it cain’t be true.

  31. carlotta on March 6th, 2008 11:25 pm

    hahahaaa. that’s cute.
    but it’s one of those things that you need a sense of humor to appreciate. i guess some people are severely lacking in that department. oh well, their loss.

  32. phil on March 7th, 2008 3:11 am

    thanks SP, i am glad someone gave credit where credit is due. I was about to tell who it was.

  33. joey on March 8th, 2008 4:16 pm

    thats outrageous. it is totally against what christians believe in christ. i 100% do not support this. whoever made the billboard should be shot in the face!

  34. Aubeard on March 9th, 2008 1:30 am

    So I guess shooting people in the face is NOT against what Christians believe?
    Doesn’t really come as a surprise.

  35. hmmm on March 9th, 2008 3:33 am

    I see joey is a true Christian, loving his enemies and all….
    But back 2 the topic…
    I do agree that Jesus was more of a wine guy and WOULD NOT TRUST his choice of beer. An ad made by Satan perhaps?

  36. mtk on March 25th, 2008 2:11 am

    american classics!

  37. jaaan on March 25th, 2008 2:13 am

    hmmm: HA HA HA! an ad made by satan! that is so funny! and joey is hostile!!

  38. Hydra on April 5th, 2008 6:46 pm

    The Passion of the Pabst, coming soon.

  39. danny on April 12th, 2008 9:40 am

    bud is horrid and it should of read king of brews lack of creativity

  40. Sgnodlol on April 12th, 2008 4:00 pm

    Should say King of Jews, King of Brews instead.

  41. bostongeorge on April 22nd, 2008 12:14 pm

    bud mud is the worst thing on earth…

    that is a great billboard though…

    i have a friend that works at a giant print shop…

    ideas

  42. carol on June 22nd, 2008 11:51 am

    JUST STILL LOVES THE PERSON WHO DID THIS PICTURE OVER TO BE CUTE OR WHATEVER…THERE IS NOTHING GOD CANT FORGIVE YOU FOR…ASK HIM TO FORGIVE YOU TODAY AND HE WILL!!!!!!!!!!!

  43. Joe on June 25th, 2008 2:26 am

    It shows Jesus holding a Budweiser in between the phrases “Jesus, King of Jews” and “Jesus, King of Beers.”

    except it doesn’t say “Jesus” on either side.

    Brilliant, though.

  44. Esther Christian on January 21st, 2009 7:04 am

    yes Rich it is something like people who lived b4 6000 years, their blood was also red as it is ur’s n mine (check has it turned black with time) n so it is now. u cn’t change the fact…truth remains as it is…just because time has changed that does not mean everything changes…

  45. Esther Christian on February 27th, 2009 1:39 am

    I guess all r sleeping after drinking bud…

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