Jesus Probably Rode Dinosaurs
June 12, 2008
Comments
21 Responses to “Jesus Probably Rode Dinosaurs”
Feel free to leave a comment...
and oh, if you want a pic to show with your comment, go get a gravatar!
June 12, 2008
21 Responses to “Jesus Probably Rode Dinosaurs”
Feel free to leave a comment...
and oh, if you want a pic to show with your comment, go get a gravatar!
Probably the funniest part of this whole image is that they call the skin color “Flesh of Christ”.
Jesus sure does have magic powers!
Do people actually believe this is true?
Why ride a domesticated donkey when you can hop on a wild Velociraptor?
This new evidence suggests to me that Jesus’ death may not have been caused by crucifixion.
This is beautiful, simply beautiful in its earnest evangelism. Of course, Jesus rode dinosaurs! After all, he does have the Omnipotent Yellow aura.
You know what would make it better?
A “speech bubble” for Jesus that says, “Who’s your daddy, bitches!?”
This goes on the same wall as the Zeppelin vs. Pterodactyls poster.
Yeah, why finish with the statement “We don’t know” when you can assert your false authority and tell lies to children?
Is the publisher of this coloring book a hedonistic pedophile? We don’t know. But he probably is!
And I also agree with Jane. “Flesh of Christ” is a great name for a Crayon color.
What the heck church is that from? I never heard that bible story as a kid.
That’s hilarious… “even though we know” that dinosaurs were on Noah’s ark…? I’m not sure what source of knowledge they are using outside of the Bible… but that’s not in there!!!
It’s stuff like this that makes the rest of the world worry so much about America.
“Flesh of Christ” is funny, but the color “Perfect White” makes my insides crawl. Because, you know, everything white is pure and beautiful and a perfect vessel for God’s everlasting love.
They are no longer called dinosoars. They are called “Jesus Horses” (Thank you, Jimmy Fallon and Tina Fey).
stumbledinhere, it’s true, and why they didn’t gave a name for the black color there? Uhhh…… O_O
wtf are you people smoking……do know how small a Velociraptor is? he would break its back plus wtf are you thinking…….this is fucking stupid
People really believe this… In the 80’s, I sat
in a church class where LeTourneau University Professors
were in serious debate about HOW the dinosaurs
survived the ARK!
I, of course, asked them if they had all lost thier minds, and
if they even considered that the dinos were already extinct.
The room went silent for a few seconds, they ignored my question, and
continued their “intelligent debate’.
I love this so much! It’s just so mad!
If someone made this poster-sized I’d deffinately buy it to fill that empty patch on my wall.
Just when I thought I had lost my faith in jesus, they show him to me in a new and wonderous light, How can any one resist the compelling message of a full eight second bucking dino ride. Give him a 9.6 and hope he gets off the thing withour having to sacrifice a dozen or so rodeo clowns……
OMG!!! Why are you all so ignorant!
If you think Our Savior didn’t ride dinosaurs then you are going to hell because he totally did!!
Umm one major flaw here…the “Flesh of Christ” is a tad pale…Jesus was black. and we all know it is only the dumbass white folks climbing over the fences of zoos to be try to tame the wild animals:)
I originally thought this was a great joke. But now I actually wonder if it was published and given to kids.
However, if Jesus wanted to get my attention during the second coming, he’d mount a Jurassic Park sized Velociraptor
you all realize that this is a parody,.. right?
and in the islamic faith, i believe, they think the world is only about 10,000 or so years old and that dinosaurs either didnt exist,.. only existed for a few centuries, or did co-exist with man. and im referring to the extremist islam that i really know very little about. if somebody out there knows more than me,.. please correct.
and most arguments by judeo-christians that dinos were existent in a time after the fall from grace by man are considered utter nonsense by just about everybody and is usually just brought up to incite argument.
even the whole story about “god made the world in 7 days”, is considered by many to be a metaphor for millions of years. as a matter of fact, the only “dinosaur-esque” creatures i can think of in the bible are the “serpent” as he appeared in the garden before he was banished to crawl upon the earth and the leviathan. a snake and a crocodile/whale/fat chick.
anyhoo,.. dont take crap like this seriously.