Jesus Probably Rode Dinosaurs
June 12, 2008 by admin
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Probably the funniest part of this whole image is that they call the skin color “Flesh of Christ”.
Jesus sure does have magic powers!
Do people actually believe this is true?
Why ride a domesticated donkey when you can hop on a wild Velociraptor?
This new evidence suggests to me that Jesus’ death may not have been caused by crucifixion.
This is beautiful, simply beautiful in its earnest evangelism. Of course, Jesus rode dinosaurs! After all, he does have the Omnipotent Yellow aura.
You know what would make it better?
A “speech bubble” for Jesus that says, “Who’s your daddy, bitches!?”
This goes on the same wall as the Zeppelin vs. Pterodactyls poster.
Yeah, why finish with the statement “We don’t know” when you can assert your false authority and tell lies to children?
Is the publisher of this coloring book a hedonistic pedophile? We don’t know. But he probably is!
And I also agree with Jane. “Flesh of Christ” is a great name for a Crayon color.
What the heck church is that from? I never heard that bible story as a kid.
That’s hilarious… “even though we know” that dinosaurs were on Noah’s ark…? I’m not sure what source of knowledge they are using outside of the Bible… but that’s not in there!!!
It’s stuff like this that makes the rest of the world worry so much about America.
“Flesh of Christ” is funny, but the color “Perfect White” makes my insides crawl. Because, you know, everything white is pure and beautiful and a perfect vessel for God’s everlasting love.
They are no longer called dinosoars. They are called “Jesus Horses” (Thank you, Jimmy Fallon and Tina Fey).
stumbledinhere, it’s true, and why they didn’t gave a name for the black color there? Uhhh…… O_O
wtf are you people smoking……do know how small a Velociraptor is? he would break its back plus wtf are you thinking…….this is fucking stupid
People really believe this… In the 80’s, I sat
in a church class where LeTourneau University Professors
were in serious debate about HOW the dinosaurs
survived the ARK!
I, of course, asked them if they had all lost thier minds, and
if they even considered that the dinos were already extinct.
The room went silent for a few seconds, they ignored my question, and
continued their “intelligent debate’.
I love this so much! It’s just so mad!
If someone made this poster-sized I’d deffinately buy it to fill that empty patch on my wall.