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Jesus Probably Rode Dinosaurs

June 12, 2008 by admin 

Jesus Rode Dinos

Via Derek Chatwood


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16 Responses to “Jesus Probably Rode Dinosaurs”

  1. jane doe on June 12th, 2008 2:06 pm

    Probably the funniest part of this whole image is that they call the skin color “Flesh of Christ”.

  2. John Paul on June 12th, 2008 3:31 pm

    Jesus sure does have magic powers!

  3. anthony on June 12th, 2008 6:21 pm

    Do people actually believe this is true?

  4. Earl on June 13th, 2008 2:56 am

    Why ride a domesticated donkey when you can hop on a wild Velociraptor?

    This new evidence suggests to me that Jesus’ death may not have been caused by crucifixion.

  5. NiceNiceFighter on June 13th, 2008 5:22 am

    This is beautiful, simply beautiful in its earnest evangelism. Of course, Jesus rode dinosaurs! After all, he does have the Omnipotent Yellow aura.

    You know what would make it better?

    A “speech bubble” for Jesus that says, “Who’s your daddy, bitches!?”

  6. Roland on June 14th, 2008 10:11 pm

    This goes on the same wall as the Zeppelin vs. Pterodactyls poster.

  7. RetracDiagoras on June 16th, 2008 9:48 am

    Yeah, why finish with the statement “We don’t know” when you can assert your false authority and tell lies to children?
    Is the publisher of this coloring book a hedonistic pedophile? We don’t know. But he probably is!
    And I also agree with Jane. “Flesh of Christ” is a great name for a Crayon color.

  8. katie on June 25th, 2008 11:55 am

    What the heck church is that from? I never heard that bible story as a kid.

  9. bob on June 27th, 2008 9:33 am

    That’s hilarious… “even though we know” that dinosaurs were on Noah’s ark…? I’m not sure what source of knowledge they are using outside of the Bible… but that’s not in there!!!

  10. Udge on June 28th, 2008 12:45 am

    It’s stuff like this that makes the rest of the world worry so much about America.

  11. stumbledinhere on July 2nd, 2008 2:38 pm

    “Flesh of Christ” is funny, but the color “Perfect White” makes my insides crawl. Because, you know, everything white is pure and beautiful and a perfect vessel for God’s everlasting love.

  12. Mark on July 4th, 2008 3:44 am

    They are no longer called dinosoars. They are called “Jesus Horses” (Thank you, Jimmy Fallon and Tina Fey).

  13. Wut? on July 8th, 2008 2:47 pm

    stumbledinhere, it’s true, and why they didn’t gave a name for the black color there? Uhhh…… O_O

  14. Adam on August 8th, 2008 4:47 pm

    wtf are you people smoking……do know how small a Velociraptor is? he would break its back plus wtf are you thinking…….this is fucking stupid

  15. jake on August 13th, 2008 10:59 am

    People really believe this… In the 80’s, I sat
    in a church class where LeTourneau University Professors
    were in serious debate about HOW the dinosaurs
    survived the ARK!
    I, of course, asked them if they had all lost thier minds, and
    if they even considered that the dinos were already extinct.
    The room went silent for a few seconds, they ignored my question, and
    continued their “intelligent debate’.

  16. Emu on August 18th, 2008 9:04 pm

    I love this so much! It’s just so mad!
    If someone made this poster-sized I’d deffinately buy it to fill that empty patch on my wall.

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