Naming Your Child This Is Child Abuse

October 11, 2008

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15 Responses to “Naming Your Child This Is Child Abuse”

lmnop on October 11th, 2008 3:53 pm

They’re African Americans. So why is this name any more or less bizarre than anything else we’ve seen in the past 15 or 20 years?
Amanda on October 11th, 2008 10:42 pm

Where does it say they’re African Americans? They’re just geeks anyway. Still, no one’s going to steal that kid’s lunch money. At least not while he has the awesome theme song.
chris on October 13th, 2008 3:56 pm

he has nine great-grandparents
Canaduck on October 14th, 2008 9:09 pm

Um, no, they’re probably not African-Americans–they’re anime geeks.
miguel on October 16th, 2008 12:44 pm

Sephiroth can also refer to the 10 attributes of God from Kabbalah. I’m sure that is what they are refering to, not some anime bs…
sgt. e. g. rock on October 29th, 2008 7:10 am

HE WILL PROBABLY JUST GO BY ” S.A.M. “
cloud strife on November 13th, 2008 5:39 pm

it’s not anime, it’s a video game
d on November 20th, 2008 1:47 pm

What does ethnicity have to do with it? Its a crazy name and names like these are found in all races.
Greg on June 2nd, 2009 8:05 pm

When he grows up and discovers THERE IS NO GOD he’s probably bitch slap his parents!
Zack Fair on July 31st, 2009 7:59 am

If I see that kid impale my daughter Aerith….
TARDIS on March 26th, 2010 4:38 pm

Ouch, I really pity him. named after that damn fanboy magnet!? that sucks.
PS;: I see what you did there with the FF7 references. and I’m gonna tear that fanboy magnet some new ones for THAT. even if I have to knock off every. damn. sidequest to get the summon to tear him 13! new ones!
TARDIS on April 18th, 2010 4:18 pm

@miguel,Greg

Not mayn of us would now that. he’s doomed to be associated with the fanboy magnet. it WOULD be funny if he knew someone named after FF7’s main character, and grew to ahte him xD.
H.H. on June 28th, 2010 3:23 pm

The world is so doomed now…
Tifa on January 21st, 2011 12:36 am

Man, poor kid. Haha, I could see him playing FF7 as a teenager and “Mom!! I know you think this guy is hot, but did you have to name me after the character that is COMPLETELY PSYCHO?!”

…I think that would be my reaction, anyway.
Amala on February 18th, 2011 11:53 pm

At least they didn’t go with common names. If I ever have kids, I’m going to name my daughter Lucrecia, but call her Lucy, and if she ever asks about her name I’ll just say I found it pretty. Same goes for a son, I’ll call him Leon after Leon S. Kennedy and tell him I just liked the name.

P.S. Does anyone here know Robin Williams named his daughter Zelda after the princess from the games, and now as an adult she’s a hardcore gamer?