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September 24, 2008
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Aww man, there goes Disney World.
Disneyland is still there, though. =D
Doing it right? That’s pretty damn offensive.
Not to mention the graves of my dad, grandparents and great grandparents, etc.
That would leave the remains of the USA utterly bankrupt and in ruins. The Red states are all welfare states that live on the tax dollars of CA and NY. They would have about a week before they were completely insolvent.
Listen to the right wing rant about welfare and pork barrell, yet ALL of them need CA tax dollars for their roads, schools, and food. They have no way to support themselves, they are the worst wining scumbags who leach off of the coasts. They couldn’t wipe their asses without us, yet all they do is complain about liberal values. I say fuck ‘em, cut them off and build a big ass fence to keep them far far away from civilization.
Anger, anger. These reactions are disgraceful.
“I say fuck ‘em, cut them off and build a big ass fence to keep them far far away from civilization.”
Please try it, I beg you.
lol midwest ftw!
Hey! Minnesota’s still a blue state!
Joke. Repeat after me: JOKE. Lighten up.
well, this is funny but if we want to produce our own food as a nation, we still need those red states… unless you want to eat some tainted milk from china with melamine in it. then see how much you appreciate the farms that sprawl across the great plains that you have photoshopped out.
live and let live, people. everything is not a republican/democrat issue. that is just an illusion
It is a funny joke of course.
But it points out the reality that the South and Midwest are welfare states that live entirely off of the friendship from the coasts. the Liberals of the coast pay your school, road, and police. We make sure you have toilet paper and running water.
Without the coasts the south and midwest would collapse in a matter of days with millions of refugees fleeing to the liberal coasts where civilization exists.
Yet these same states never give so much as a thank you. They have declared a culture war on liberals, the same hand that puts food on their table.
Luckily for you we educated, job having, wealth producing liberals will continue to give welfare payments to keep you alive. But someday Arkansas, Mississippi, Ohio, Florida, Texas, Wyoming will have to get jobs, grow up and learn to compete in this economy. You can’t live off of socialism forever.
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Texas compete in the economy? You have got to be kidding me, right? The sheer amount of petroleum manufacturing done on the gulf coast in Texas produces more state income than most states can claim from a single source.
I don’t think this was refering to income anyway. I think it was talking about the backwards ass people that live in the missing states.
Grow our own food? Do you have any idea how much food is produced on the coasts? Iowa would choke on its own corn without CA produce to wash it down with.
At least this solution would eliminate the need for all that money wasted on farm and ethanol subsidies.
Central California produces more fruit, vegetables, dairy, etc. than pretty much any state. There’s still plenty of open land out there to produce more if needed as well. The picture is fairly offensive, but really not that far off. I’d let Colorado stay though, they’ve got some value.
Some the comments reflect a lot of ignorance of and arrogance toward the so-called “fly-over” states. California can’t feed the country by itself, there isn’t enough refinery capacity in what is left to keep the country running, and there isn’t enough tax revenue in what is left to keep the entitlements coming. Besides, how are you going to get from one coast to the other when we get our missile system up and running?
OY, ALL OF YOUR HUSH! ITS FUNNY!
i LOLed so hard i cried, have a nice day
Wow, so coastal Americans are still the biggest ungrateful piece of shit assholes on the planet.
J seems you are a retard of the Nth degree. Where were you educated, in “liberal” schools? Your ideas show that you know less than nothing, and are obviously in love with your own sense of self worth.
Now do the rest of us a favor and disappear into the sea.
LOL!
guys guys, you’re being too political. We simply want more places to swim.
lol jason, you are so right. and i <3 this pic.
You guys are wee-todd-id