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Pull your Fucking Pants up - Idiot

October 3, 2009 

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83 Responses to “Pull your Fucking Pants up - Idiot”

  1. gboinker on October 4th, 2009 1:42 am

    How does that work?

  2. Tanin on October 5th, 2009 11:18 am

    What I wanna know…he’s supposed to be all “gangsta”, but how’s he gonna run when homies for the other gang be coming by operating a drive-by? He’d be all “Oh, snap, where my piece at? All the way down by my ankles, that’s where. I better run while they’re reloading. Ah, I can’t run with my pants around my ankles and reach for my gun while I’m running, ducking and dodging bullets. Shit, my cap fell off. Lemme get that. Ah, man. I’m tripping over my pants. Now I’m running with my pants around my ankles, my butt’s showing and I CAN’T FIND MY GUN! This low pants gig ain’t workin out ya’ll. Why you laughin? WHY YOU LAUGHIN!?”

    As you can clearly see, the low pants thing will be eliminated from our culture sooner or later by Darwinian natural selection. Survival of the fittest to run fastest at a drive-by. And homie, you ain’t it.

    Peace

  3. Manhattan on October 5th, 2009 11:23 am

    There gets to be a point where you might as well not wear pants at all.

  4. P-Tain on October 5th, 2009 11:24 am

    Step 1: Turn Brain off

    Step 2: Have Child

    Step 3: Let moron do whatever with his life and pants

  5. T on October 5th, 2009 11:38 am

    Hey be sensitive, it could be two midgets, one on the other’s shoulders.

  6. M on October 5th, 2009 11:45 am

    Cholos have discovered how to defy gravity. Now we must get those pants into a lab to create aircraft with.

  7. phil on October 5th, 2009 11:50 am

    at least he doesn’t have to pull his pants down to pee. or poo.

  8. MrCrumley on October 5th, 2009 12:05 pm

    Obviously, some dudes wanna wear skirts but don’t have the balls to just admit it and start shopping in the young ms. section.

  9. wtfbbq on October 5th, 2009 12:21 pm

    two midgets, one on top of the other.

  10. RaDe on October 5th, 2009 12:25 pm

    Soooo True :D

  11. Mujibur Sirajul on October 5th, 2009 12:30 pm

    Where is your tolerance for diversity, man?

  12. Eugene on October 5th, 2009 12:34 pm

    The giy has no arms so how can he pull up his pants?

  13. Jacob on October 5th, 2009 12:44 pm

    I don’t remember where I heard this, but the low pants thing started in jail because they have no belts. And the lower the pants, the more you wanted it in the ass. This guy is the epitome of gay.

  14. punk on October 5th, 2009 12:45 pm

    stop disrespecting the man…

    he obviously have a very long body and short legs… nobody in their right mind wear pants like that!

  15. stro on October 5th, 2009 1:10 pm

    its like an optical illusion. is he 4foot 6?

  16. bob on October 5th, 2009 1:34 pm

    lol he has short legs

  17. qwerty on October 5th, 2009 1:43 pm

    They’re held up by a string attached to a buttplug that runs through the beltloop.

  18. buster on October 5th, 2009 2:15 pm

    be nice. i know that guy. he has a severe form of stubbilegs-torsolongitis which is a rare disease characterized by extremely long torso and extremely short legs.

    here is a figure for demonstrative purposes:

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    / \

  19. yoyoyo on October 5th, 2009 2:17 pm

    @gboinker

    You need an IQ of 65.

  20. Donald45 on October 5th, 2009 2:17 pm

    When purchasing a pet dog, most grown men follow the simple “Rule of Dog Kindness”: if you can kill your dog by accidentally stepping on it, then you don’t buy that dog. In other words, if you come home drunk at 3am and your stumbling to hit the light switch, maybe you mistakenly step on your dog’s paw — if your dog would die from such injuries, save the poor animals life. Don’t buy it. Don’t be a dick. Look at the size of your foot, if it’s bigger than your dogs head, this is a bad equation.

    Modern Man

  21. August on October 5th, 2009 2:19 pm

    Uhm , its not so hard its just to pull them down , pay for an big ass T-Shirt and walk funny , and you can do it to ^^ (Im not like him)

  22. caschmoney on October 5th, 2009 2:21 pm

    Reddit in da house!

    I wonder what his outfit looks like without a shirt?

  23. JD on October 5th, 2009 2:24 pm

    Keep it gangsta, dog.

  24. yomomma on October 5th, 2009 3:06 pm

    Freakin’ beaner.

  25. Mykel Stone on October 5th, 2009 3:09 pm

    The first step is to let your pants hand down below your knees, next spread your legs to simulate a waist and to keep the pants from dropping further, then 3, walk like a douchbag.

  26. racy_rick on October 5th, 2009 3:24 pm

    Really really long suspenders.

  27. Damie on October 5th, 2009 3:24 pm

    I see this every damn day. I will never, ever understand this.

  28. Velvet on October 5th, 2009 3:38 pm

    very cool.

  29. zpiz on October 5th, 2009 4:06 pm

    he’s gotta be wearing suspenders.
    I wonder if there is the bleakest chance that he would ever see himself online, if he would still think he’s cool. Probably.

  30. Saggin Sid on October 5th, 2009 4:07 pm

    How do you know his waist isnt that low?????

  31. Cigarettes on October 5th, 2009 4:15 pm

    How is he walking?

  32. Ben McDougal on October 5th, 2009 4:18 pm

    Anti Gravity

  33. SUparJErk on October 5th, 2009 4:41 pm

    I’ve always wondered what happens when one of these guys suddenly needs to run somewhere.

  34. John P on October 5th, 2009 4:42 pm

    Yea wat a retard!

  35. Some bloke on October 5th, 2009 4:44 pm

    If I saw that, I’d just assume it was a dwarf on top of another dwarf imitating an average sized person.

  36. Leon on October 5th, 2009 4:53 pm

    Wow, that is crazy.

  37. slice on October 5th, 2009 4:58 pm

    I get it. A pimp needs to be different. A pimp needs something that shows that he is dangerous. The real issue I have about this is is that I would like some NEW creativity. This crap has been going on way to long.

  38. Lame on October 5th, 2009 5:22 pm
  39. Kurt on October 5th, 2009 5:31 pm

    When not being able to afford clothes that fit becomes the style.

  40. anon on October 5th, 2009 5:45 pm

    haha what a dumb mexican piece of shit

  41. jchamp on October 5th, 2009 6:33 pm

    what if he just has really short legs?

  42. Benwa on October 5th, 2009 6:50 pm

    I hope this walking turd is fixed so his gene pool doesn’t spread.

  43. A Reddit Dude on October 5th, 2009 7:09 pm

    Via another Redditor (http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/9qzsp/i_cant_believe_people_still_think_this_is_cool_pic/c0e1ez4) a compelling explanation:

    http://imgur.com/uG5Y5.jpg

  44. denelle on October 5th, 2009 7:52 pm

    This whole look came into the mainstream from ex cons getting released having lost weight and having their belts removed from fear of suicide alas a new fashion trend was born. How sad that the white kids in Germany imitating this prison trash fashion trend have no idea how it originated.

  45. Julius Seizure on October 5th, 2009 9:09 pm

    @Tanin you made my day.

  46. Rippon on October 5th, 2009 9:43 pm

    Those aren’t pants. He’s bringing back the scrunched leggin look. FAME!!

  47. Tom J Jacobs on October 6th, 2009 12:24 am

    maybe he is not so gangsta inside and is just wearing some good old fashion suspenders

  48. chuckieb on October 6th, 2009 2:21 am

    He cant pull his pants up, his diaper is full. You wouldnt want it to squish out, would you?

  49. Hammerhead on October 6th, 2009 6:09 am

    Different dress styles are fine with me. But I wonder how this guy manages to walk.

  50. Michael Hoskins on October 6th, 2009 7:03 am

    This guy looks like a deformed miggit. Honestly I don’t understand why people wear there cloths like that.

  51. Joe Bloe on October 6th, 2009 8:15 am

    Hey look Honey, it’s Dorf! Quick, where’s the camera?

  52. Wazzup on October 6th, 2009 9:12 am

    Come on he is only a product of society. I mean look what a terrible neighborhood he has to deal with, must be pretty dangerous…

  53. terrible neighborhood on October 6th, 2009 9:51 am

    Terrible neighborhood, look across the street, there’s grass on the ground. And it looks like a paper bag of groceries too! I don’t know about you, but where i come from, the “hood” doesn’t use paper, its plastic and there’s hardly any grass anywhere.

  54. Paradiso on October 6th, 2009 10:04 am

    OMG that’s so hot! (NOT)

  55. lold on October 6th, 2009 10:05 am

    I agree with punk

    “stop disrespecting the man…

    he obviously have a very long body and short legs… nobody in their right mind wear pants like that!”

  56. Tenley on October 6th, 2009 10:20 am

    seeing this pisses me off to no end for a few reasons: 1. what is he thinking? 2. how is he doing it? 3. does he not have a mirror? ahhhhhhh! so frustrating

  57. Tommi on October 6th, 2009 5:04 pm

    Whats he doing in that nice hood anyways !

  58. maya on October 6th, 2009 7:18 pm

    HEY! i know exactly where this is at. I know that neighborhood and it is gang infested. hahahahaha

  59. UtterlyBoring.com on October 7th, 2009 1:39 am

    Pull Up Your Pants…

    I used to make fun of people who looked like this: But now, I realize there’s a reason they have to dress like that: Original photo from here, second from……

  60. champak on October 7th, 2009 6:14 am

    hey, be sensitive. This guy has small legs and really long torso. May be he is a tripod.

  61. Rodney Waggoner on October 7th, 2009 2:10 pm

    I understand that trend got started in the prisons to let the other inmates know you were available. . He must be really hard up!

  62. TeeEYEemm on October 8th, 2009 12:42 am

    There has to be a friend or relative of his that said something like “What the fuck are you doing?”

  63. justanothercomment on October 8th, 2009 2:23 am

    boring

  64. The Baldchemist on October 8th, 2009 4:54 am

    How low can you get? The dum looking dick gives bald heads a bad name. See what religion has done? He’s waiting for Jesus’ return, who will be born of man supposedly and he thinks its his job opportunity and 15 minutes of fame.
    either that or he has just shit his pants.

  65. Uncle B on October 8th, 2009 7:10 am

    Made in the U.S.A.!

  66. daniel on October 8th, 2009 11:20 am

    maybe hes jsut got really small legs?

  67. poopenheizen on October 8th, 2009 11:36 am

    i think hes lost in the suburbs…
    Its like gangsta feivel goes west
    to try to look cool

  68. jimmy on October 8th, 2009 12:31 pm

    Typical dirty ass mexican

  69. haveacupcake on October 8th, 2009 2:00 pm

    ‘jimmy’ = Racist.
    Ew.

  70. Tyler on October 8th, 2009 2:04 pm

    everyone who commented to this photo are idiots…based off a picture, each one of you made judgments and assumptions about his lifestyle and personality, and you don’t even know him….i guess your stereotypes would of been better if you saw a man in a nice suite with a briefcase…maybe bernard madoff…idiots…i agree his dressing attire is lame..but dosent mean you make judgments like you know him

  71. Jarrod on October 8th, 2009 2:18 pm

    hey Tyler… shut the fuck up you moron! Based off this picture there is only one conclusion that can be made… and you are the only one here that didn’t make it. Don’t spit your political correctness bullshit about this. The guy in the pic is a fucking assclown and so are you…. think before you type you reject. Pants that low are fucking stupid and you should go eat shit… god damn you are fucking stupid

  72. Phil G on October 8th, 2009 2:25 pm

    I think he looks cool. I go out dressed like that all the time

  73. k on October 8th, 2009 2:28 pm

    well, Tiler, than what are YOU doing on this site, reading all these comments? and who’s making judgements now, too, calling everyone idiots? do you know any of the people who commented? and it does require a certain amount of stupidity to walk around like that and actually feel good about it anyway.

  74. Lisa on October 8th, 2009 2:32 pm

    LOOKS LIKE HE IS PLAYIN WITH HIMSELF WHILE HE IS WALKING!!! AND KEEPING FROM TRIPPIN, WOW HE IS TALENTED!!!!!

  75. Nimble on October 8th, 2009 3:41 pm

    I’ve always wanted to go up to one of those guys, step on his pants while they’re down, and then shove him.

  76. Paul on October 8th, 2009 4:17 pm

    What are you guys talking about? he looks so cool! *sarcasm*

  77. . on October 8th, 2009 5:41 pm

    werd

  78. Cara on October 8th, 2009 10:05 pm

    I kind of looks like there’s two midgets there…one wearing the pants and the other on his shoulders with his head showing…

  79. nick on October 9th, 2009 11:48 pm

    guys dont say maybe he had a bad childhood and maybe his father never hugged him or maybe ur juss racist against guys without hair……….. ……………… that right there is what a liberal would say thats why u should never listen to them

  80. Athol on October 10th, 2009 8:39 am

    I think it is awful that you are all poking fun at this poor individual. How would you feel if you suffered from “gravititus lowgroinitus”. Clearly he has a groin that is only about a foot from his ankles and thus is unable to wear his pants at the same altitude as the rest of normal society. What is normal anyway? I sometimes put my pants on both legs at the same time… and I have been shunned for that too!

  81. Slrman on October 10th, 2009 2:06 pm

    This pic is two midgets one riding on the other’s shoulders. When you see the “gangsta” look what they are really doing is advertising they want some anal sex done to them. I suspect they get it, too.

  82. bizvals on November 3rd, 2009 12:43 pm

    LOOK’S COOL …..

  83. Alyssa on February 2nd, 2010 6:03 pm

    I know we are sick of hearing this but,……

    Pants on the ground, pants on the ground, lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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