Seriously, WTF? ‘I’d Rather Be Naked’ Children’s Shirt

April 20, 2008

Pretty much all of these are ridiculous, but the “I’d Rather Be Naked” shirt on the bottom row really takes the cake.

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9 Responses to “Seriously, WTF? ‘I’d Rather Be Naked’ Children’s Shirt”

AkuTyger on April 20th, 2008 7:34 am

I dunno, for a lot of kids, that’s pretty true. Those who don’t have kids of their own don’t realize this, of course.
Sally Villarreal on April 20th, 2008 2:27 pm

I don’t have kids, but I there is a large gaps between me and my younger sister. Little kids would rather be naked. (Dana Carvey does a great bit on “naked time.”) I’m more concerned about “My mom is hot.”
Elwood on April 26th, 2008 7:48 am

Yeah — “my mom is hot” is disturbing indeed.
AnonMom on April 26th, 2008 11:05 pm

The naked one is so true for little kids. I want to see you try to get clothes (or even a diaper for that matter) on a toddler who has just experience the freedom of being naked in the bath tube.
Have fun chasing the slippery lil’ guy around the house while he slips through your grasp because he’s still wet from the bath water.
>_>
“My mom is hot”? Why is that disturbing? Never seen a MILF?
J on June 15th, 2008 6:30 pm

haha, i thought that one said
“my mom is a hoe”
boy do I know a few babies that need that one.
jenn on June 25th, 2008 4:42 pm

idk i think the whole “my mom is hotter than your mom” kinda gets the “major messed up” award.
Das Rev on August 1st, 2008 5:15 pm

There are nudist families where that “I’d rather be naked” shirt is applicable

The one about “My Mom Is Hot” could be handy if daddy ran out and she is looking for another guy.

…from someone who sees everything…and still does.
CrabOfDoom on June 15th, 2009 8:25 pm

Personally, I don’t care how true it is - there are some things that just don’t need to be printed on kids’ clothes. Would you want to see a toddler in a restaurant wearing a shirt saying “I shit my pants”? It may be true, but goddamn.

When you take in all of the shirts as a whole, they’re all made by a company trying to amuse the parents and other adults - kids that young don’t have any idea what those shirts mean - and using a kid to fluff your own sexual ego is pretty damn creepy.
Timmy Janssen on July 4th, 2010 4:06 pm

Well… The ‘I’d Rather Be Naked’ tee is definitely tempting. Either way, you probably feel so “free” wjile wearin’ it!