Somebody Needs Some Pantene
February 28, 2008
Honestly, at this point I don’t think anything short of a head shaving is going to help much.
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This man’s name is Eddie. He lives in Santa Monica, California, and he’s fairly well known in that town. I interviewed him for a film I’m making (www.butforthegraceofgodmovie.com — you can see a short clip of his face in the opening sequence of the trailer). He’s basically a nice, unassuming guy who got dealt a bad hand and didn’t play it well.
I appreciate your advice, but I believe all I need are the ends trimmed. Wanna help me out with twenty bucks so’s I can go to Supercuts?
And he doesn’t get a haircut WHY?
Wow, now THAT is a nappy weave…
Now that is a natty dread.
I wonder how heavy that is…
@Jay - probably because it’s probably more comfortable sleeping on the streets with it.
WTF?? That looks really heavy. “Excuse me sir?…I think you got a little something in your hair….”
Hahahaha, Y. Neaux.
XD
Wow … looks like hes growing a cape …. Superhobo
what’s up with the wet looking place on the bench right under him? & Isn’t that hair violating some fire code?
Everyone has been dealt a bad hand. Tell him to get over it and move on. Oh wait, I forgot, it’s easier to work the streets and have no sense of responsibility and self-respect.
I fully agree with wingnut, he carries his bed with him everywhere he goes. Few more years and it may become a full mattress.
wow. bet it smells funny…
Did he take a nap in someone’s driveway before the pavment set properly?
He’s prolly mentally ill.
I thought it was a pile of poo!! It obviously isn’t but I bet it sure smells like a pile of poo.
Celsius equals .555 times ( Fahrenheit- 32 ). The weather is nice and it’s getting light out. The harsh, cold february air is blowing down my back. I plowed acrossed Santa Monica Boulevard. How slowly did I get up, today? I am just flowing right along. In a few days march will be glowing like a diesel engine. And, so will you! What’s the temperature in West Hollywood?
^^ Wtf? ^^
Felipe, you need to see a doctor for that condition you got there.
@ mjt
You need to be homeless… maybe you’d learn something.
I don’t think all that hair is his! What’s up with the blond patches at the bottom?
wow… somebody need a hair cut!!
14 March 2008 is Pi Day! Check your calender!
Correction, Felipe, March 14th is Steak and a Blow Job Day.
QUOTE:”I don’t think all that hair is his! What’s up with the blond patches at the bottom?”
That could be bits of his hair that have been dyed by the ammonia from sitting in his own urine, that may explain the wet patch.
Fold it over and make a pillow. Closest I got to homeless was bedsit land. Bad enough
I was sure this was Larry from Williamsville, NY. He may be a bum but he’s our bum!
oh god thats disgusting seriously get a hair cut
dude, i’d cut his hair for free. poor guy.
Wtf?
Dealt a bad hand and did not play it right? Is that what you think Ron? Ive fallen on hard times before. So have many others. What kind of hand do you get dealt that makes you decide to grow a fucking hair pillow and mattress?
Bad hair ….decade?
so sean, how long have you been homeless, and had mental health problems?
It sure is easy for well-fed people to sit at their computers and judge people WHO DON’T HAVE HOUSING.
Christ, no wonder this country is going down the drain.
Gross… For all the people that say you need to be homeless to understand, I disagree!! I was homeless for 2 months. But I took it the best I could. I kept going to work, & kept paying my bills. I had a storage locker where I kept the things I was able to recover, & kept a gym bag full of clean clothing in my car. I never spent a single night outside, because I met good people that would keep me for weeks at a time. Even if I didn’t have that, I had a car that I could sleep in, & I could use the showers at work. I even went on my planned vacation, & had the time of my life.
It was annoying being hounded by beggers downtown Toronto. They always got an ear full from me.
The pic doesn’t provide enough information to make a judgment on the character.
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Nehmo
Wow, that’s cool hair. I bet it’s useful.
I want to hold him down and cut it off and free him.
hasn’t this guy ever heard of the amazing concept of personal-responsibility?? JEEZ!!!! he should get a job!
I think i saw 1968 in his hair.
That looks icky!!! EEEEWWW!!!
man that mattress hes carring is some funny stuff i am still laughing thanks
scott
I honestly can’t believe all the people here ranting on about how he needs a job. Seriously.
those follicles are dead, that shampoo wouldn’t work.
He’s just having a bad hair day, give’m a break.
Now thats a nappy headed Ho there.
i am going to throw up all over my own penis
AND on my vagina.
Couple of cans of carburetor cleaner and his hair would look like Cher’s. Well, almost, I think.
@Nehmo
I love you.
Is he homeless? If so it occurs to me that’s using those nasty dreads as a mattress when sleeping on his back in alleyways. That’s what it looks like anyways.
I think this is actually an example of something called the Polish plait:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polish_plait
A man goes to see a doctor. He has a banana sticking out of each ear and a corn in his nose. He says, “Doc, I don’t feel well”. The doctor says, “Well, you’re not eating right”.
there is a guy that wanders around looking like that in mackay Australia… I swear I have fantasies (not sexual of course..down down weirdos!) about grabbing him and washing his hair.. and buying him a suit. But what said about it being more comfortable is probably true.. it would be like a pillow…
Off subject .. (but not much.. I lived in a backpackers for a while and there was this guy..he had this coffee mug. Now this coffee mug had not been washed in a few years.. there was barely any room for the coffee anymore. there was layers and layers of congealed coffee, milk and dirt on the coffee mug..He protected it with his life… It was disgusting..I was mates with one of the workers and one day he had left it unprotected while she was doing the dishes.. she motioned to me from behind the counter.. “give me that mug” you should of seen the cheeky look on her face! anyway.. I passed the mug over quick smart and she washed it.. god it was gross!!! After scrubbing it for a few minutes it was clean and she put it back where it was and we sat backt o watch the results.
He was traumatized.. I can’t explain the look on his face..
I honestly would not comment, except for the fact that his hair looks like he lays down on it too much. I understand that he is homeless, but I don’t think you have to act in the way that most people perceive homeless people - lazy. I could very well be wrong and if so, I apologize but in the meantime, I think most people would view him differently if he saved up any money that people give to him and got a haircut. Admit it, we are an image-based society!
Excuse me, but who told all these people it is a bloke and a homeless one at that. This happens to be my wife of considerable years, fair enough,she didnt look like that when i met her, she was tall then (6ft 12″) with a flowing beard but that didnt put me off. I still married her, we had a very quiet affair in a disused cemetary in idaho. And i remember,she wore the same suit as well,(and knickers) and for all the perverts out there, cos i know you are wondering, YES, her pubes are the same and she hasnt got a SINGLE crab amongst them. They are all married with kids!! Anyway must go,she has a photo shoot at 3 with Ted Danson, she is starring in the remake of three men and a baby, its called Three Men and A Right Dirty Filthy Slag!!
Dude he should cut that. Looks like it rock solid on the bottom.
Now that is a disgustingly gross head of dreds.
This is very funny. Typical person resulting in failed liberal policies. This person should be arrested and put into a mental hospital.
But instead all the California libs walk by and give him money so they can feel better about themselves instead of actually helping him.
This is how the whole country is going to end up after Adolf opps I mean Karl uh oh I mean Obama screws us over.
Oh for the love of all things holy.
It starts out slow. You lose your job. Or hell, you get out of high school and can’t find a job (like so many people graduating now). It’s OK, you can live with (insert relative here).
Well, because of whatever reason, you can’t find a job for however long, and you’re kicked out. Or, more likely, something horrible happens (they die, natural disaster, drug addictions, mental illness, do I need to go on?).
So where are you to go? The streets, because there is nowhere else. After a week of no shower, who is going to hire you? After a month, there’s pretty much no hope left in you, and you get used to living on the streets. Or you become a hermit, and survive in the woods.
It’s actually considered normal for the elderly to become hermits (although they’re called asthetics) in some cultures. Yay non sequiturs.
i bet its the only sorce of pride that man has
a guy in a suit with everything in the world,
except a big nappy head of life long committment
I know this guy is probably homeless and doesn’t have time to wash his hair, or just wants his hair that way (for some reason)
but if I ever saw this guy or anybody else with hair like this I would offer to wash their hair for free I bet it would make them feel much better
he looks like hes been sleepin on that thing for a while
looks like compressed cotton candy!
Kingrattus, you are a douche.
You had a job? Access to showers every day? Clean clothes in a gym bag? Nice people to stay with? A CAR?!?! Mate, you weren’t homeless. You were simply in between homes… you spent a couple of months without a place of your own for whatever reason. Fine and dandy. People do that a LOT. Hell, I’ve done it as well, albeit without a job or car. And you have the nerve to consider yourself homeless? The nerve?
I bet you’re so full of yourself. You probably tell people “oh yea, I was homeless for a while” and then fill yourself with an inmense sense of self-importance when people go “oh really? wow!”.
Yes Kingrattus, you were techincally homeless, because you didn’t have a home at the time. But you weren’t really homeless. Real homeless people don’t have cars. They don’t have nice people to stay with. They don’t have a gym bag full of clean clothes. They don’t have access to nice hot showers. They usually don’t have a job.
No mate, you weren’t homeless. You were just some faggy-ass douche-bag who thinks that not having a proper place to live for a couple of months make you someone who got dealt a bad hand and puts you on the same level of hardship as beggars and loiterers. You deserve to be punched in the face and made homeless.
eeew. how does hair get that way? i bet laying on the hot concrete made it melt together. lol