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Somebody Needs Some Pantene

February 28, 2008 by admin 

Needs Washing

Honestly, at this point I don’t think anything short of a head shaving is going to help much.

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44 Responses to “Somebody Needs Some Pantene”

  1. Ron Garret on February 29th, 2008 12:58 am

    This man’s name is Eddie. He lives in Santa Monica, California, and he’s fairly well known in that town. I interviewed him for a film I’m making (www.butforthegraceofgodmovie.com — you can see a short clip of his face in the opening sequence of the trailer). He’s basically a nice, unassuming guy who got dealt a bad hand and didn’t play it well.

  2. Y. Neaux on February 29th, 2008 1:20 am

    I appreciate your advice, but I believe all I need are the ends trimmed. Wanna help me out with twenty bucks so’s I can go to Supercuts?

  3. Jay on February 29th, 2008 9:55 am

    And he doesn’t get a haircut WHY?

  4. TN on February 29th, 2008 9:58 am

    Wow, now THAT is a nappy weave…

  5. Rick on February 29th, 2008 12:28 pm

    Now that is a natty dread.

  6. abonK on February 29th, 2008 1:16 pm

    I wonder how heavy that is…

  7. Wingnut on February 29th, 2008 2:11 pm

    @Jay - probably because it’s probably more comfortable sleeping on the streets with it.

  8. Don on February 29th, 2008 2:31 pm

    WTF?? That looks really heavy. “Excuse me sir?…I think you got a little something in your hair….”

  9. Tom Hellier on February 29th, 2008 2:38 pm

    Hahahaha, Y. Neaux.

    XD

  10. pabl0 on February 29th, 2008 5:13 pm

    Wow … looks like hes growing a cape …. Superhobo

  11. Sharon on February 29th, 2008 5:39 pm

    what’s up with the wet looking place on the bench right under him? & Isn’t that hair violating some fire code?

  12. mjt on February 29th, 2008 8:01 pm

    Everyone has been dealt a bad hand. Tell him to get over it and move on. Oh wait, I forgot, it’s easier to work the streets and have no sense of responsibility and self-respect.

  13. jt on February 29th, 2008 8:17 pm

    I fully agree with wingnut, he carries his bed with him everywhere he goes. Few more years and it may become a full mattress.

  14. Dwayne on February 29th, 2008 8:20 pm

    wow. bet it smells funny…

  15. Frank on February 29th, 2008 8:28 pm

    Did he take a nap in someone’s driveway before the pavment set properly?

  16. QueenVelveeta on February 29th, 2008 9:57 pm

    He’s prolly mentally ill.

  17. morphlex on February 29th, 2008 10:16 pm

    I thought it was a pile of poo!! It obviously isn’t but I bet it sure smells like a pile of poo.

  18. Lord Felipe on March 1st, 2008 12:03 pm

    Celsius equals .555 times ( Fahrenheit- 32 ). The weather is nice and it’s getting light out. The harsh, cold february air is blowing down my back. I plowed acrossed Santa Monica Boulevard. How slowly did I get up, today? I am just flowing right along. In a few days march will be glowing like a diesel engine. And, so will you! What’s the temperature in West Hollywood?

  19. jimymy on March 2nd, 2008 2:53 pm

    ^^ Wtf? ^^

  20. Bill Vincent on March 2nd, 2008 5:06 pm

    Felipe, you need to see a doctor for that condition you got there.

  21. Nivek on March 2nd, 2008 11:55 pm

    @ mjt

    You need to be homeless… maybe you’d learn something.

  22. Doug Fuerst on March 3rd, 2008 4:22 am

    I don’t think all that hair is his! What’s up with the blond patches at the bottom?

  23. nisti2 on March 3rd, 2008 1:57 pm

    wow… somebody need a hair cut!!

  24. Lord Felipe on March 3rd, 2008 6:37 pm

    14 March 2008 is Pi Day! Check your calender!

  25. Bunnya on March 4th, 2008 3:26 pm

    Correction, Felipe, March 14th is Steak and a Blow Job Day.

  26. John on March 9th, 2008 11:01 am

    QUOTE:”I don’t think all that hair is his! What’s up with the blond patches at the bottom?”

    That could be bits of his hair that have been dyed by the ammonia from sitting in his own urine, that may explain the wet patch.

  27. SW on March 9th, 2008 5:06 pm

    Fold it over and make a pillow. Closest I got to homeless was bedsit land. Bad enough

  28. Merritt on March 9th, 2008 7:01 pm

    I was sure this was Larry from Williamsville, NY. He may be a bum but he’s our bum!

  29. Sharon on March 9th, 2008 8:48 pm

    oh god thats disgusting seriously get a hair cut

  30. jay on March 9th, 2008 8:51 pm

    dude, i’d cut his hair for free. poor guy.

  31. Sean on March 11th, 2008 8:08 pm

    Wtf?

    Dealt a bad hand and did not play it right? Is that what you think Ron? Ive fallen on hard times before. So have many others. What kind of hand do you get dealt that makes you decide to grow a fucking hair pillow and mattress?

  32. Naive1 on March 13th, 2008 9:02 pm

    Bad hair ….decade?

  33. drnfs on March 14th, 2008 5:00 am

    so sean, how long have you been homeless, and had mental health problems?

  34. Chance on March 15th, 2008 5:55 pm

    It sure is easy for well-fed people to sit at their computers and judge people WHO DON’T HAVE HOUSING.

    Christ, no wonder this country is going down the drain.

  35. Kingrattus on March 16th, 2008 8:56 am

    Gross… For all the people that say you need to be homeless to understand, I disagree!! I was homeless for 2 months. But I took it the best I could. I kept going to work, & kept paying my bills. I had a storage locker where I kept the things I was able to recover, & kept a gym bag full of clean clothing in my car. I never spent a single night outside, because I met good people that would keep me for weeks at a time. Even if I didn’t have that, I had a car that I could sleep in, & I could use the showers at work. I even went on my planned vacation, & had the time of my life.

    It was annoying being hounded by beggers downtown Toronto. They always got an ear full from me.

  36. Nehmo on March 16th, 2008 10:59 am

    The pic doesn’t provide enough information to make a judgment on the character.

    Nehmo

  37. NiK on March 16th, 2008 4:03 pm

    Wow, that’s cool hair. I bet it’s useful.

  38. stolie on March 17th, 2008 2:49 am

    I want to hold him down and cut it off and free him.

  39. mtk on March 25th, 2008 1:40 am

    hasn’t this guy ever heard of the amazing concept of personal-responsibility?? JEEZ!!!! he should get a job!

  40. Peter Skinner on March 27th, 2008 2:19 am

    I think i saw 1968 in his hair.

  41. Thumblina small on March 30th, 2008 6:56 pm

    That looks icky!!! EEEEWWW!!!

  42. scott on March 30th, 2008 7:40 pm

    man that mattress hes carring is some funny stuff i am still laughing thanks

    scott

  43. Cody on April 1st, 2008 10:23 pm

    I honestly can’t believe all the people here ranting on about how he needs a job. Seriously.

  44. sir jorge of culver on June 19th, 2008 10:40 pm

    those follicles are dead, that shampoo wouldn’t work.

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