Under New Management

The new owner is hot.

OUT OF ORDER

I wonder how many people didn’t see the sign and walked into the ‘window.’

When You’re Down on Your Luck

Crawl over to Bunghole Liquors for help.

LSD On Sale Now

Get Your Brains - 25 cents

Must be a zombie store.

Local Guns and Vacuum Store

This has to be recession proof. When things are good = Clean. When things are bad = arm yourself to the teeth.

Sale: All Constitutions Must Go

Shit Creek Paddle Store

That’s strange. They must have restocked, because they were out of paddles when I was there.

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