Let’s Get You Motivated

Nice Bag

Rice Dick: What is this?

You are authorized 3 fifteen minute breaks a year

Now get back to work.

Notes: Aren’t they fun

Here’s a collection of notes left for people. Mainly coworkers though.

I didn’t realize how protective people are of their crappy office food.

Facebook: More Employers are checking your shit. Beware!!!

People have known for years that employers screen employees Facebook, MySpace, and other social networking sites. Yet you still put incriminating shit on there.

Everybody Complains about working in a shit hole

But these people actually work in a shit hole.

No need to push, there’s room for all of you in there. Make a line you little pellets.

Bartending is Fun

Work! You must do it, if you want to work here!