The Navy Just Gives Blow Jobs
June 9, 2008
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LOL! Thats truly fucking hilarious
I love it thats funny .
You know the Navy is a department of the armed forces, the boys department.
Yes, Susan, they do give the best blow jobs, the practice everyday on each other.
What kind of redneck father names his daughter susin? I’m thinking this is a fake because I doubt the child would misspell her own name, and I doubt that anyone would name their daughter susin.
Maybe he meant blow= missiles and rockets blowing xD
I guess thats why Marines go to hell.
Wow bnonymous… you think that a child would misspell their own name?? you obviously don’t know children…
don’t ask, don’t tell policy…
the Marine Corps is a division of the Navy. and a Marine would be screwed without Navy Corpsmen.
that kid’s father is a douchebag.
funny comments, especially since the marine corps falls under the department of the navy
being in the service sux (.)
-vietnam vet-
That must be why they tried to kick me out.
My dad told me the reason they created Marines in the first place is so Navy guys would have someone to dance with.
LOL@ the person who thinks people wouldn’t be stupid enough to name their kids things like susin. Probably the redneck father couldn’t spell when he filled out the birth certificate.
i think its a hoax, only because the only word that kids usually spell correctly, all the time, is their name. she can spell Marine, but not her own name.
If you can call your baby Jara, Agus or even Yuna you can call it Susin. As a teacher I know kids dont always spell their names right
yay for lesbian preschoolers!
-lol @ danny
-i’m sure someone in the world has named their child Susin… kind of like when people spell my name as either tricia or trisha.
HAHAHAH!
I knew plenty of gunnies and navy chiefs when I served.
Wouldn’t give shit for a squid.
The second “blow jobs” looks like adult hand writing - like maybe they were trying to fake kid handwriting, but stopped paying attention for a sec. Oh, and the G in the word give is obviously adult - instead of a carefully formed O with a tail, it is a hurried single stroke, curling back and then down without actually connecting.
And she wouldn’t say my girl friend. She would say my friend, or my friend Jamie, but not my girl friend. And why does it say “give” the first time, and “do” the second time? Because the person writing knows that a blow job, though “given” like an object, is also “done” like an action. If Daddy said that the navy gave blow jobs, she would think a blow job was an item.
I was in the Navy and I’m not gay, but that’s funny.
I’m gay, and have had oral sex with many guys who had been in the Navy or the Marine Corps. As to who does it better, it’s hard to tell.
I wanted to join the Marines, but I wasn’t qualified. My parents were married - to each other even!
@Jenni, maybe an adult just had a kid write it for them and told the kid what to write? Either way, it is damn funny!
PLAUSIBLE.
Ok first off I have heard plenty of girls refer to their best friend as their girlfriend.
As for the name, try it in google and see just how many hits you get for people named Susin.
Yeah the father is probably not a good father but at least he told her the truth from his maybe skewed perception.
Having experience in analysis of handwriting I can tell you that is a child’s handwriting. Particularly consistent with a 6 year old.
Maybe the adult did have the kid write it but no matter what the letter was funny.
You have handwriting analysis experience? Ya the fuck right.
At Rizlad: You’re right actually. Us Marines DO go to hell–to regroup.
Did it ever occur to you lot that the child might have particularly good handwriting? I’m twenty four, and my handwriting STILL looks like an eight year old’s, but I know several 8-9 year olds with perfect handwriting.
“Susin” is a real name, and not a mis-spelling of “Susan”. It’s an alternate spelling, that’s all. I’ve actually known people named “Susin”. It’s a bit like how some people named “John” spell their names “Jon”, or how some people named “Aidan” spell their names “Ayden”.
As for the “give”/”do” argument, I don’t honestly see the problem. The child may not have been sure what a blowjob was, and may have purposely said “do” the second time. Or, they could have simply inter-changed them. I’ve done similar before, even in recent years. It’s probably an honest mistake.
Could it be fake? Possibly. But it probably isn’t. People call “fake” too often these days.
shopped
@Fox: there is no way you have experience analyzing handwriting, and I know this because I actually DO have experience in graphology. I have taken two courses on it and have worked with the police to verify signatures, ransom letters, etc.
I’m ultimately ticked off because today at the store I couldn’t find the product that I was looking for!(I wasn’t at the store I usually go to!)
So it isn’t a child’s handwriting, the letters are too consistently narrower.
Just my two cents, in the national security act of 1947, as amended by the Douglas-Mansfield bill, not only did congress unequivocally establish the USMC as a necessary branch of the US armed services, it stated, without doubt, that the USMC is it’s OWN BRANCH. It is NOT ‘a department’ of the Navy, but a service within the dept. of the Navy. In fact the language “to perform such other duties as the President may direct” gives credence to the history of the USMC performing missions that are not Naval in any manner. For planning purposes, the Secretary of the Navy directs and co-ordinates USMC. There is NO Naval Officer who commands the USMC.
Technically the Jarheads are a detachment of the Navy.
Rangers Rule!
ok this is absolutely a fake because:
a) no child says “my girlfriend and I”
b) why would two young girls be watching a movie about the navy? I have little sisters and if I TOLD them they were watching a movie about the navy, they would wonder what the hell I was talking about
c) no child would KNOW that their father killed bad guys
d) no child would know to write “dear sailors…”
e) if the kids father mentioned blow jobs, the girl would never remember what he said, or how to spell it, because it’s probably the first they heard it.
f) THE FIRST THING KIDS LEARN TO SPELL FROM MEMORY IS THEIR NAME. my neighbor’s kid learned how to spell her 14-letter LAST name before she could even write it.
is that enough reasoning?
MARINES
My Ass Rides In Navy Equipment Sir
LOL. retired marines > navy
marines dont go to hell, they just regroup
haha
I’ve served in naval intelligence, personally. Can’t say there is much to the stereotype of navy guys being gay, since a few guys got busted having sex with the girls upstairs during basic and got busted back to first week. In honesty, I’m glad to have the Marines. They’re like the killing machine versions of the Navy.
As for regular navy, something my CO used to tell us: “The Navy has just about everything covered single handed. Air? Yep. Sea? Duh. Land? Marines. The Navy just accommodates the other branches to make them feel special.”
Although the promotional video they show you when trying to convince you to join the Seals… now that is some seriously gay footage right there. Nothing against Navy Seals… they’re bad ass. But they serious need to get a better video to promote themselves… short shorts from the 80s do not make you look manly… they make you look like gay GI Joes on a mission.
The Marine Corps is a Division under the US Navy.
Being a Corpsman and knowing my Marines, I don’t find this funny.
I don’t know what’s funnier. The letter or all the military types getting bent out of shape over this post…
pfft… get a sense of humor Doc… the “Dad” should have been more mindful of his words… this is funny since the girl was obviously innocent and had no idea what that meant…
A Marine telling his six year old that the Navy just gives blowjobs isn’t all that hard to believe. It’s only appalling if you assume that the daughter somehow knows the meaning of the word. And if you’re uptight about it, then you were never a Marine.
Well, since we’re all handwriting experts here, I say the letter is legitimately funny. Even if the letter were a fake, it would still be hilarious. So, honestly, who cares either way.
“The Navy only gives blow jobs” — Susin’s father. Semper Fi, sir.