Vibra-Finger Gum Massager

9 Responses to “Vibra-Finger Gum Massager”

1. boinker on August 30th, 2008 3:41 pm
   

   The inventor of this device obviously never got out much.
2. Aaron T. on August 31st, 2008 1:54 am
   

   The purchasers probably didn’t go out much either, once they discovered its unspoken purpose.
3. waitronunit on August 31st, 2008 2:33 am
   

   Well! The carrying case would be pretty handy for all of those times that I am traveling and need my, eh-hem, gums massaged. Yes. Yes, indeed.
   Maybe there are other uses for a vibrating finger. Like, a super efficient nose picker, or for extreme eargasms.
4. Zach on August 31st, 2008 9:22 am
   

   Or off.
5. K on August 31st, 2008 2:03 pm
   

   duh, she was too busy testing out her invention…
6. sbd on August 31st, 2008 9:08 pm
   

   Do you get a discount if you buy five of them?
   *Waits for joke to sink in*
7. kawika on August 31st, 2008 11:44 pm
   

   I don’t get it?
8. sbd on September 1st, 2008 2:57 pm
   

   You’re asking me? I would hope you’d know whether you get it or not!
   Look up “five finger discount”.
9. Tori on October 27th, 2008 1:34 am
   

   they just want you to think its for gums.

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