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Virginia Puts Kids First

May 8, 2008 

Eat The Kids First


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16 Responses to “Virginia Puts Kids First”

  1. Child Eater on May 8th, 2008 6:50 pm

    OM NOM NOM NOM

  2. Chris the Ogre on May 8th, 2008 7:16 pm

    OM NOM NOM NOM

  3. My Life In a Cube on May 8th, 2008 7:23 pm

    Women first, save the kids for dessert.

  4. Homer Simpson on May 8th, 2008 10:50 pm

    The children are our future… They must be stopped.

  5. UnderSurveillance on May 9th, 2008 8:41 am

    Virginia kids. The other white meat

  6. Erik on May 9th, 2008 4:04 pm

    No child left behind!

  7. Erik on May 9th, 2008 4:07 pm

    No child left behind…..

  8. Chris on May 10th, 2008 10:35 am

    Baked or broiled…

  9. Benjamin Breddan on May 10th, 2008 7:26 pm

    Jerked or Stuffed then hand-dipped in a light beef batter and golden fried. Served over a bed of straw with choice of house made dipping sauces

  10. Jacques on May 12th, 2008 6:57 am

    I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our children’s children, because I don’t think children should be having sex. –Jack Handy

  11. laadeeedaaa on May 21st, 2008 12:30 am

    No child left behind because you ate them all

  12. Wannabe chinaman on June 1st, 2008 10:56 pm

    Jesus christ that is funny. Children are gross though- they always have that shitty smell of the amniotic fluid on them until they are right about to hit puberty. Then they are REALLY nasty. People are nasty- I’m sure cats taste better.

  13. bv310 on June 4th, 2008 6:39 pm

    A Modest Proposal

  14. SusieQ on July 21st, 2008 9:28 pm

    I saw this car driving around near were I live in Northern VA! I laughed so hard when I saw the plates.

  15. SGT. E. G. ROCK on July 26th, 2008 1:58 am

    **** WRONG WRONG WRONG ! ****

    *** BAR - BE - QUED is the ONLY WAY ! ***

    WITH a SIDE of BACON WRAPPED Mr. POTATO HEAD !
    *******************************************************************

  16. ikkonoishi on January 29th, 2009 10:41 am

    I love the bloody handprints to the left.

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