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You Can’t Afford The Mental Anguish

May 10, 2008 

you cant afford me


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15 Responses to “You Can’t Afford The Mental Anguish”

  1. Torley on May 10th, 2008 4:29 pm

    I would’ve paid for a haircut instead of that vain tank top.

  2. bahahaha on May 10th, 2008 7:12 pm

    Well the shirt is pretty accurate, race-horses can be incredibly expensive. Unfortunately she doesn’t seem to realize that she only -resembles- one.

  3. Earl on May 10th, 2008 8:25 pm

    Even a bankrupted M.C. Hammer wouldn’t want to “afford” that.

    It’s impossible to be that destitute, Mullet Ma’am.

  4. Fill on June 1st, 2008 2:44 pm

    I can even begin to imagine who would actually want “afford” her

  5. Austin on June 21st, 2008 6:49 am

    yes I can.

  6. cass on July 1st, 2008 10:14 pm

    maybe you can’t afford to make it run away! lmao

  7. SMUTBAGS on July 2nd, 2008 1:14 am

    Don Knotts?!?

  8. tony on July 7th, 2008 11:48 am

    cant afford her/it…for my Halloween party?

  9. Truant on July 13th, 2008 12:10 pm

    do NOT want.

  10. nobody on July 23rd, 2008 3:04 pm

    Poodles are pretty expensive.. looks like she was purebred too. They get loopy, those purebreds.

  11. Jupiter on July 28th, 2008 11:44 am

    Notice the obvious trailer in the background.

  12. Demetrius on August 27th, 2008 7:29 pm

    She looks like Hugo Weaving. That’s scary.

  13. Ann on September 28th, 2008 12:21 am

    Straightening iron?

  14. Matt on October 6th, 2008 1:37 am

    How much does she cost?

  15. decibelevel on September 3rd, 2009 6:08 am

    Sometimes, it’s good to be impoverished… “No er… mam? I can’t afford you. May I borrow a spoon to scoop out my own eyeballs now?”

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